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Jregz: how many mb is the weekly stuff

Chitexs250: Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners" Lmao

Mattin: I have been trying to subscribe to the airtel (#200) 2+1 BB plan on my android and i think its been blocked. pls which of the subcription is still blazing at the moment and wats the mode of subscription?

Prospero Great: please guys, how do I cancel a data plan for android on Airtel? I mistakenly did a data recharge and not normal recharge so they took 1500 from me and gave me 360mb. now d mb is finished and I want to do the bis code style (*440*16#) but I know that if I load 1500 card in my phone now, they'll take it and renew d old android subscription. How do I cancel this old one even though it's not due to expire yet so that I can do d bis style? please help

Nocojp: my dear that's bad luck for you people, for me Tecno is the best android for now. I started using tecno android phone since 2012 without any faults, so if tecno phone didn't favour ur family you people can gently go for other products without talking rubbish

Guy r u sure u r not on weed or something. ....Why would u say Tecno is best Android smart phone...........SmH

patssy: Some guys stockings nd the pungent odour it oozes out cld be so terrible. Guyz abeg take note

J3da: ....how i wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze,….

Here, I bring list of things I don't like in guys
1. Having the biggest ego: Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.

2. Living with a ‘selective memory’: They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling: ‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!

4. Being overtly possessive: Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? ) They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.

5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy: Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?

6. Showing extra care: How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.

7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere: Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings - a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.

8. Consider emotions to be crap: Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.

9. Being the friend worshipers: It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?

10. Being the sex monster: Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexcapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative

11. Men give importance to a woman's body than her mind. They think women don’t have intelligence, so they have to look beautiful. Men objectify women.

12. Men are chauvinists. They think they are superiors. They never practice equality. They take women for granted. Why can’t they even come home on time? "This makes women feel neglected and ignored."

13. Men think they know things better than women. When women want to discuss, men try to solve problems. They always don the role of helper. Men think they are always right, therefore don't take corrections.

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.

15. Men seem to act overtly macho. All the time they try to look strong and act as protectors. They are over possessive and never want to let go their tough-guy image.

16. Men never give importance to what a woman really wants, all they want from women is submission. Men expect women to sacrifice lots of things for the sake of family, but they never give up anything.

17. Men are not sincere when it comes to maintaining relationship. They cheat "on" their girlfriends and their wives. They don’t understand women’s feelings.

18. Men are unpredictable. They hurt women but a while "later" they try to become "angels" and wipe their tears. But why "do" they act insensitive in the first place.

19. Men interpret women’s love, care and support as pestering. Whenever women show concern for their men, they say they want space. But the truth is they can’t handle commitment
Guys grow up...

TrickofTech: Of course. I do not have so much pride that I cannot admit that. I am worried about many things...whether my family will accept this, whether she is genuine in her feelings, whether I can completely change my life and live in Nigeria, whether I can find a job there, whether I can survive in Nigeria (as you can appreciate...life in the West and Kwara are worlds apart), whether I will arrive and she would have changed her feelings for me, whether it will work, whether she will always remain faithful to me, whether I can learn yoruba and adjust to Nigerian culture. I have done it before, for 3 months...but this is quite different.

This is what I have been trying to say. It is not so easy abi. IT IS BIG. I do love her, I do not want to hurt her. But I do not want to be hurt myself...yet I want her.

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Unlike oluswaggz...I do not use women to boost how I feel about myself. I already like myself, whether I am in a relationship or not. I take no pride in bedding many women and playing with their minds. To me...that is GAD (sad and pathetic).

What I want is a stable, long lasting relationship, a family and woman who I love and who genuinely loves me. In Nigeria there was a mutual connection and respect with this girl. Enough to make me write all of these posts! Why else would I continue to post and chase her.

There are other women. Nigerian and UK who have expressed interest in me, but I want this one girl. No one else will do.

I must try.

So the hard part has ended, but an even harder part is now beginning.

symbian123: Take a seat bro... I don't get paid for this sh!t.. Just go with the flow and enjoy... Disregard the source... Abi make I include pepper join am? SMD!!

Lol..

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