oh you are so smart, you espected me to come up with all these yo mama jokes on my own??quite hating!!!i made some but i got the others from my sources.ituen and migines both make this jokes blog so boring its like listening to yar"adua make a speech on fower soffly!!

Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes

ALL YALL HATERS KEEP HATING AND THE PLAYERS KEEP PLAYING!!!

1:yo mama's so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said "no professionals"

2:yo mamas so stupid that when she got hungry,she got pregnant just for the milk.

3:yo mamas so ugly she went for plastic surgery and was referd to a burns specialist.

TOP TEN BLACK AND WHITE JOKES:

BLACK:
1.Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them.

2.Q:what do you get when you search for the word baboon from the dictionary?
A:a picture of Robert Mugabe.

3.Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.

4.Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

5.Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break

6.Q: Why do black men have bigger joysticks than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with

7.Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.

8.Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

9.Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill

10.You're So Black
You're so black you blead coffee.

You're so black you could leave a hand print in charcoal.

You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted

WHITE:
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

when i see our former governors get arrested buy law enforcement agents for money laundering i like ibori and the rest of them,i always feel good,because i am a normal human being with the right morals to believe that the evil ones shall not go unpunished in this world and by GOD.so i feel sad when i see people still supporting these criminals.when you see them on television,leaving the court room there always seems to be some kind of celebration you see a crowd outside the place singing and waving at the accused its sad indeed, i hope nigerians know who their enemies are are stop being so naive.

i often wonder why the "fashion designers" in nigeria dont copy things properly, okay we do fashion shows sell tickets or at times do free charity shows,, but are we not forgetting somethingare clothes actually being made, i am sorry to say ,but most of what i see our designers create are mainly costumes.there is a big difference between ready to wear clothes and costumes.when we go out to buy the gucci things,armani shirts,prada shoes,we buy them for comfort{and the usual effizy involved in wearing designer things}.all i am trying to say here is that our fashion designers should focus more on making ready to wear garments which are more functional on and off the runway.and also they make them affordable.i saw a piece on a model made from our very own ankara which sells for about 300 naira per yard being soled for 50000 naira,isnt there a law against such highway robbery?? .i am a fashion designer in the making and i will go into the functional clothes business not costume making, i want to do this to prevent our poeple from petronising too many "okrika" markets , we seem to have a lot of them these days.GOD forbid people start wearing costumes all over the place, i see it happening already,

all you sexlless people out there dont be shy,,its time to start the revolution, and stop the ignorance, i have an endocrine disorder which made me dead in between, i am not ashemd i need friends,

HEY,,,OMOTOLA CAN NOT EVEN SING, ARE YOU INTERSTED IN HER TALENT OR HER BOOTY, WELL SHE SHOULD STOP YODALLING AND TRAIN HER VOICE OR JUST STICK TO ACTING,

WHY DO FOLKS JUST LOVE TO COME ONLINE ,AND LIE TO US, THIS WHALE ISSUE NEVER HAPPENED, YALL SHOULD LISTEN TO THE NEWS MORE!!!THAT WAY YOU WONT BE LIED TO BY PEOPLE ON THIS SITE.I KNOW A WHALE WAS WASHED UP ON THE SHORES OF THAT FAMOUS BARBEACH, BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO, I WAS A TEENAGER THEN, I MITE BE WRONG, BUT I DONT THINK IT IS TRUE, BUT I WONT BE SUPRISED IF NIGERIANS SHOULD DO SUCH A THING. IT HAS HAPPENED B4 .PEOPLE ARE SO DESPERATE, A MAN SAID IT WAS BUSH MEAT AND THEY HAVE IT IN THIER VILLAGE, HOW SAD, PEOPLE EAT WHATEVER THEY SEE AROUND, I DONT THINK ITS POVERTY, ITS JUST IGNORANCE, PEOPLE NO LONGER WORRY ABOUT DISEASES, GOD KNOWS IF THOSE PEOPLE WHO EAT THE DECOMPOSING WHALE BACK THEN ARE STILL ALIVE, I GUESS WE SHOULD WORRY MORE ABOUT GERMS AND WORK ON OUR HYGENE PRACTICES.