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iceberylin:
They want tø be happy

how else can we make them happy

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WHAT DO LADIES REALLY WANT?
If you give her sex, she will say you are after
her body; if you don't give her sex she will say
you are not man enough.
If you give her money she will call you a mugu;
if you don't give her money she will say that
you are stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will take you for
granted; if you are not caring she will say that
you don't love her.
If you always call her she will say that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call her she will say
that you are cheatingon her.
If you dress very well she will call you a player;
if you don't dress well she will call you a dirty
guy.
If you are quiet she will say that you are too
boring. If you are not, she will say that you are
too lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will say that this
man is a woman wrapper; don't help her in the
kitchen she will say that this man is
using her as a slave.
A guy told me that when she dated his first
girlfriend, she quit the relationship because he
was demanding for sex. when he dated the
second girlfriend, she quit the relationship
because he was not demanding for sex.
SO LADIES WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT? If
YOU ARE A LADY, I WANT YOU TO TELL US WHAT
You REALLY WANT IN A MAN. WHAT IS YOUR
IDEAL MAN?
MEN WHAT DO U THINk THEY WANT?

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13. How we're fooling ourselves in
the kitchen.
14. The necessity of souvenirs.
15. Hangover chart. Gold!

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9. Times when cell phone coverage
is good.
10. The earphone hoax.
11. The coffee temperature
amplitude.
12. What our salad consists of.

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5. What we use sportswear for.
6. Our true music taste.
7. Men's knowledge of flowers.
8. Women's hair length.

Life's hard to crack.
From the moment when you are born, till the
last breath, there are things unknown and
impossible to comprehend. So we need a
helping hand.
Smart and funny people at New Creations have
thought of a way to guide us through this crazy
rollercoaster ride we refer to as life. Their
ongoing series titled Truth Facts features a
series of minimalist images accurately
explaining some aspects of our day-to-day
existance.
1. The taste of coffee over time.
2. Enjoying a moment, then and
now.
3. What annoys us the most.
4. What's really inside a bag of
chips.

i can do anything for a girl that loves football....they rock!

Wow!......this thread reminds me of when i just got admitted last year.....repping SLT ND2.....proudly sakite u can reach me on whatssap for anything that bothers u.....as for those that need accomodation i can link u up also

zyzxx:
as in get a Gud antivirus, like avast, I can get u d key, updates it and scan d whole of ur system.

Dat hardisk is not dat Gud...

tnk so much bro.....pls get me d key really in dire need of d antivirus also nd u can provide d link also....#grateful

zyzxx:
Ok,, d way I can say is, scan ur system and don't over load it..
I think u said d hard disk is new?

yeah...its a new hard disk...scan my system...how?

zyzxx:
it means ur hard drive is about to damage, so, pls take ur file away to another place (backup ) and ready to change ur hard drive.

dude reply me...how can i prevent d damage and everything is working fine..infact its been in use since dawn and running smoothly

zyzxx:
it means ur hard drive is about to damage, so, pls take ur file away to another place (backup ) and ready to change ur hard drive.

but what causes all this...how can i prevent it from damaging?..because i jst changed hard disk drive recently

hi friends...just discovered this thread today am glad.......i just put on my HP 620 laptop today and saw this on the screen "" 1820 smart hard drive detects imminent failure failing attribute c8 pls back up the contents of the hard drive and run HDD self test""...pls wat does it mean

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micheal5772: Hello guys., here is the thread created for FUOYE aspirants, feel free guys and let's talk about federal university oye ekiti , if you have anything bothering you about the school, you can post it up here and let's get it solved.... GOOD LUCK ASPIRANTS....

Please help! Somebody help!....on the course
of registering for FUOYE post utme i
mistakenly typed 2011 as waec exam year
instead of 2012....pls will this disqualify
me?....if yes how can i correct it

Please help! Somebody help!....on the course of registering for FUOYE post utme i mistakenly typed 2011 as waec exam year instead of 2012....pls will this disqualify me?....if yes how can i correct it

AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally
talked to Him.
GOD: My Son, what do you really want?
AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls
to be all around me..
GOD: Is that all?
AKPOS: Yes...
GOD: Your prayer has been answered.
AKPOS: Thank you God.
***Now AKPOS is now A BUS DRIVER in a
FEMALE SCHOOL.

wow!!...the portal has been transformed...i jst logged in and its faster and my picture is nw showing

Burgain: Haba! Nawa ooo,... Shey poly no admit S.L.T aspirant dix yr ni cox me neva c ani S.L.T aspirant on dix trend... Abeg shw up ooo... Haba! Nawa ooo,... Shey poly no admit S.L.T aspirant dix yr ni cox me neva c ani S.L.T aspirant on dix trend... Abeg shw up ooo...

Am admitted SLT saki campus

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From the stables of our accidentally hilarious
Yoruba arm of Nollywood comes another
collection of 'gbagauns' which I gathered in an
all round search on the internet. That is not
to say I'm not on a lookout to capture any if I
happen at anytime to see it on Yoruba Africa
Magic.
The funny thing is that reading these
grammatical blunders of subtitles make the
person in the picture really look bad; even if
they are speaking the correct thing, it looks
as if they're not. Nobody sees the subtitle
person, they only see the person on the
screen. It just gives the funny impression that
they can't speak good English.
So all Yoruba Nollywood actors and actresses
take note - bad subtitlers may be ruining your
reputation!

#1. Ugly girls will tag 95 people in a pic and
still get 2 likes, prolly from her
parents. # Wole_Soyinka_Said_So
#2. When a group of girls wanna take a pic,
they hand over the camera to her.. If you're
that girl, then you're ugly. #My_Grandpa_Told
_Me
#3. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare
in a public bus, then you have to do something
about your looks.. # T_B_Joshua_Said_So
#4. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your
church, they always select you to play the role
of a witch, vampire or demon.
#5. Most girls with sweet names on nairaland like
"Mo'cute", "Pink Berry", "Sexy diva queen" are
usually very ugly
#6. 90% of girls that support chelsea are ugly
#7.
#8. Ugly girls wont even notice that i didn't
write anything in #7 cos they are so angry with
me right now for exposing them.
#9. The ugly girls viewing this wont # Like
or #Comment on this post tho, but hey # IDGAF

1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are
Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!?
transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!
7. My waste is paining me!
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow
abi with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor..
decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal just
passed away (na you kill am abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done…(God’
wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
Laff go kill me for here ooo Chei