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Romance / Re: Women Are In For A Big Trouble (photo) by smulti(m): 10:05pm On Jan 17, 2018
yeyerolling:
Trash. Can we afford it here

the first set would be expensive before it will finally crash just like when GSM was newly introduced
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Romance / Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by smulti(m): 9:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
See business idea

you get business sense my dear,

I'm actually looking at it from business angle

if it eventually enters nija the first set of importers of this doll will rake in too much money before it circulates, because many business men will like to venture into it



the guys will found this very useful

keeping a girlfriend becomes optional

no fear of diseases

no cheating

less maintanace

no dramas

no fear of pregnancy and abortions

only need a woman when you are ready make babies

in fact, the list is endless
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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Father Of 10 In Benue State (Graphic Pics) by smulti(m): 8:13pm On Jan 17, 2018
bigwig10:
Nigeria is on a keg on gun powder waiting to explode
God come and see us thru

Christians still believes God will come with Ak47 to fight jihadist ...shm
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Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Attack Market In Muna Garage, Maiduguri; 12 Feared Killed by smulti(m): 7:54pm On Jan 17, 2018
bkak:
Inna lillahi wa Inna ilaihi raji un. May almighty Allah bring an immediate end to this problem. Rest in peace to the dead and speedy recovery to the injured ones.
lol..
Politics / Re: Buhari Lacks Political Will To Halt By Fulani Herdsmen - Reps by smulti(m): 6:29pm On Jan 17, 2018
ettybaba:
Who else noticed no Igbo rep spoke against the killer herdsmen despite the fact the herdsmen are also killing their people?
why should Igbo reps worry themselves when they did not take part in electing the jihadist

EarthXmetahuman

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Romance / Re: Cheating With A Sex Doll. by smulti(m): 3:35pm On Jan 17, 2018
with sex doll, keeping a girlfriend becomes irrelevant and waste of time

only time of procreation you can look for a woman
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Romance / Re: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by smulti(m): 12:26pm On Jan 17, 2018
baranzy:
Definetly they price will drop in no time...even at that 800k is worth more than the stress and troubles from our slay queens(morden day olosho)no period,no mood swing,no nagging,no excessive demand, no pussy ordour,no pregnancy, no std,no stretch marks,no saggy breast etc.....rather its always available,never says no,no need for expensive dinner and shopping to gain access to the pussy,no fear of cheating or using pregnancy or juju to hold you down....I really love this invention

the ladies that complains are those who depends on men for their upkeep
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Romance / Re: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by smulti(m): 12:10pm On Jan 17, 2018
rosieluv:
let this sex dolls matter rest, its their choice, most of them wont be able to even afford the sex robot undecided, na for naija dem wan see sex robot? mtcheeeeww

only the rich could afford GSM when it was introduced in nija but it's now a history
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Romance / Re: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by smulti(m): 11:49am On Jan 17, 2018
Espada10:
kai ..see the painment from women..even the ones that claims e no dey pain them check how subtly, they shade the innocent sex dolls...
for people saying it is expensive....it will still crash..it was around over 2 million last 2 years, now it is 800000 ..with more updates and polishing...and more and more companies are keying into it...the world is moving towards the westworld android hosts.

Just wait until my igbo brothers starts importing it in containers...when you go market ..sex doll line..u go dey hear-
white blondes don finish na only ebony remains..customer take ebony, it is cheaper..abeg, I no want ebony ..what about latino sex dolls?..when will the white sex dolls be availble?...ass no dey this one....big breast don finish ..this one get small breast, it is cheaper?


gringringrin

Lmao...
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Romance / Re: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by smulti(m): 11:41am On Jan 17, 2018
ejika4:
correct.....sexdolls cant make sweet sounds or moan to ur ears during sex!

lol..that is one of the best features installed in the system
Romance / Re: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by smulti(m): 11:36am On Jan 17, 2018
CountDooku:
About the sex doll, can I pay in installments?

if you have a good credit record, why not

in fact, it's only in some parts of Africa you are required to pay cash for goods and services

in developed countries you are required to pay 10% of total cost with 2yrs grace period to complete the instalments
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Romance / Re: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by smulti(m): 11:25am On Jan 17, 2018
GOFRONT:
Wher will the Ejaculated Sperm go to??

it is installed inside and also disposable

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Speaks On Fulani Herdsmen And Their Agenda (VIDEO) by smulti(m): 8:10pm On Jan 16, 2018
BluntBoy:


Watery.

Didn't Goodluck take the price of petrol from 65 naira to 140 naira?

Moreover, Buhari is running a lean purse and saving as much as he can. One administration is different from the other because most of the time, challenges can be different. You expect a government with a lean purse and battling recession to embark on white elephant projects?


So Amode and some other performing governors aren't battling recession


maybe their States are richer than that of FG
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Speaks On Fulani Herdsmen And Their Agenda (VIDEO) by smulti(m): 4:55pm On Jan 16, 2018
BluntBoy:

So, Buhari caused the recession and hyper inflation?
buhari ...petrol from #87 to #145

buhari ...currency $ 1 ..#180 to #367

no project completed after 3years .

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Speaks On Fulani Herdsmen And Their Agenda (VIDEO) by smulti(m): 4:43pm On Jan 16, 2018
xreal:
Abeg o.
Our religious leaders should be careful with what they say concerning this issue. The issue is delicate.


so everyone should practically keep quite

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Speaks On Fulani Herdsmen And Their Agenda (VIDEO) by smulti(m): 4:38pm On Jan 16, 2018
BluntBoy:

So before Buhari, Nigeria was a great country?
there was no recession and hyper inflation .

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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Remains Best Presidential Candidate For Nigeria – CACOL by smulti(m): 3:23pm On Jan 16, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
The Centre for Anti-Corruption and Open Leadership, CACOL, has declared its support for President Muhammadu Buhari’s second term in office.

CACOL said among those jostling for the presidential stool, only President Buhari stands head high and is qualified to lead the nation.


Speaking with Sun, Debo Adeniran, Executive Chairman of the group, warned that Nigerians should desist from a campaign that could hinder governance.

He said, “Personally, I have not heard that he has launched his re-election campaign. I only hear speculations that he has appointed some people into his campaign committee. But I can tell you that among those parading themselves as willing candidates; President Buhari stands head and shoulders above them.

“If there had been a more credible alternative I would have preferred such. But if it is these breed of politicians or interlopers then I think Buhari is more credible than all of them. What we should caution against is that the campaigns should not hinder governance.

“Buhari has done the best any President can do. People say he is nepotistic, but if he wanted to be nepotistic or tribal, he would have released Dasuki long ago, he wouldn’t have touched anybody from the north.


“Then he went to his constituency, the military and dealt with those alleged to have committed acts of corruption, those of them who made it impossible for the war against Boko Haram to be totally won. He could have hit the ground running but because of the influence of the political class on him, which he cannot ignore. A lot of political intrigues didn’t allow them to move.”

http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/16/2019-buhari-remains-best-presidential-candidate-nigeria-cacol/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

lalasticlala ...

But I guess two years was enough for terrorist buhari to throw Nigeria into recession
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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Remains Best Presidential Candidate For Nigeria – CACOL by smulti(m): 3:14pm On Jan 16, 2018
ok
Sports / Re: The Best Daily 2+ Odds Around 95%wins by smulti(m): 3:08pm On Jan 16, 2018
rukkyjazz:
NEW SOURCE GUYS LETS ROLL
TODAYS GAME 16/1/2018
1.....FRANCE
MARSELLE VS STRANSBOURG (UNDER 4.5)
2.....FRANCE
MONACO VS NICE (OVER 1.5)
3...FRANCE
AUXERE VS NIORT (OVER 1.5)
TOTAL ODD 2.17
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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack: PDP Delegations Supplies Food And Other Relief Materials (pics) by smulti(m): 3:04pm On Jan 16, 2018
So buhari didn't see any reason to visit Benue to console with them

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack: PDP Delegations Supplies Food And Other Relief Materials (pics) by smulti(m): 2:56pm On Jan 16, 2018
You would not see those BMC crews on a thread like this

cc ngeneukwenu


when would APC provide food and relief materials to displaced Benue people
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Romance / Re: Another Girl Gets Lucky As Her Man Accepts Her Proposal - Photos by smulti(m): 2:15pm On Jan 16, 2018
GloriaNinja:
undecided SO THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR OF SOME WOMEN PROPOSING TO MEN? IM ASHAMED, IS SHE GOING TO BE THE ONE TO PAY THE BRIDE PRICE TOO? EWW

and so

Isaiah 4:1. the fulfillment of the scripture is nearer than you think

"In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"
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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos Of Davido's Daughter Learning With White Kids In Class by smulti(m): 1:32pm On Jan 16, 2018
iamJ:
at least the white kids, their parents were married b4 having dem and are still married


what is ur history imade?

can you show us their marriage certificate

for your info, around 40%of kids in developed countries are from single parents
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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos Of Davido's Daughter Learning With White Kids In Class by smulti(m): 1:15pm On Jan 16, 2018
How much is the school fee per head for this kids
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Politics / Re: Nigerians Pushing Towards War Unknowingly, Says Aregbesola by smulti(m): 10:00am On Jan 16, 2018
LionDeLeo:
Those fuelling the embers of war will certainly be the first to be consumed by the war before others.

Watch how the war mongers will start acting their names.

the best thing Nigeria needs now is a war to settle all these nonsense once and for all
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Health / Re: Can Mesturbation cause Infertility In A Man by smulti(m): 9:43pm On Jan 15, 2018
Lifeofpolice1:
OK
But it can cause low sperm count

temporary, that is why you need a healthy food intake
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Health / Re: Can Mesturbation cause Infertility In A Man by smulti(m): 9:40pm On Jan 15, 2018
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Health / Re: Can Mesturbation cause Infertility In A Man by smulti(m): 9:39pm On Jan 15, 2018
the answer is NO

you just need to feed on good meals, vegetables and fruits
..ask your doctor
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Romance / Re: Why The Man Rejected His Girlfriend's Proposal At Ikeja Mall, Lagos by smulti(m): 9:32pm On Jan 15, 2018
Amarabae:
I'm tired of dis whole drama.
you seems to be embarrassed gringrin .
Romance / Re: Why The Man Rejected His Girlfriend's Proposal At Ikeja Mall, Lagos by smulti(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2018
Amarabae:
I'm tired of dis whole drama.
you seems to be embarrassed gringrin .
Events / Re: Man Who Rejected Girlfriend’s Proposal At Ikeja City Mall Was Already Married by smulti(m): 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2018
Desperado at it's peak gringringrin


this can be likened to a gift you received from a woman, my brother, writer the date and time and wait for the outcome
Events / Re: Man Who Rejected Girlfriend’s Proposal At Ikeja City Mall Was Already Married by smulti(m): 8:42pm On Jan 15, 2018
the question should be, what is the duration of their courtship that gave her the moral to initiate this proposal


was it that she taught she is cleaver enough to stamped this guy into marriage maybe after some couple of dates so as to ward off other rivalries having known he is a promising young chap
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