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Just saw this picture,and it has got me laughing and thinking....

isan:
Common civil defence wey no be soldier

Fear go let u talk if u see dem or u call dem common for their presence? U call dem COMMON, but if d job opportunity come ur doorstep u go run collect am.

stevecantrell:
An Ooni should have a proper Police Orderly and not a civil defence man.

What are u saying sef? What is d diff btw an armed Civil Defence and an armed Police or army? Anybody can fall victim bro. Rip to my gallant officer.

I went to my Doctor 2days ago to complain of some symptoms I've been having. And she sent me for a urine test which shows I have protein in my urine. She then said she'll place me on antibiotics. I hope all is well with me?

Ur otumokpo too much for body.....if u get odeshi go remove am, but if u no get, go ask ur parent wetin dem do. Fact!!!

sulmeza:
na wao...in d presence of nscdc officers at dat...can't imagine how dat guy must've felt...dis shameful practices must stop...

What are u saying sef? If it's in d presence of NSCDC officers is it not good? What I expect u to say is in d presence of civilians. Dat was a disgrace

Not everyone has the opportunity of attending service every sunday, we men on uniform most times don't have the opportunity cos we're always @ our various beats/duty post. But I still have my quiet time with God always. It's ur heart of fellowship dat matters. The only thing u miss frm not goin to church is the gathering and excitement. My opinion!!!

Na true dis man talk ooo.... if police no kill boko haram leader dat year, things for no worst like dis. There's sense in nonsense ooo.

1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone's hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don't expect life to be fair..happy new year in advance.

iteleaye:
Looking forward to wiping my unhealthy habits slate clean, and starting afresh this new year... So help me God...






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Lol

Blame oga jonathan

ajuwarhodes:
If u want to boil ur meat u can chop ur garlic into it, finely chop I mean,when u want to grind or blend pepper peel the garlic and blend with pepper here you don't need to finely chop it,the blender will do the needful, as for ginger, u just need to scrap the brown back off,u will see the yellow part,that's the ginger,u blend it with pepper too

Noted!!!

Specialbaby:
I have exactly that same shoe, mine wasnt even near that.




Wailers trying to paint our president black.

Oya snap ur own make we see am.... don't com and be forming for us here.

I've read many journals about garlic and Ginger, that it's very good for our health, so I went to the market to buy them. But my problem is, I don't know how to prepare it with food or anything. please I need guidelines on how to prepare this wonderful spices, Either with rice, beans, soup, or tea. Thanks.

I've read many journals about garlic and Ginger, that it's very good for our health, so I went to the market to buy them. But my problem is, I don't know how to prepare it with food or anything. please I need guidelines on how to prepare this wonderful spices, Either with rice, beans, soup, or tea. Thanks.

I've read many journals about garlic and Ginger, that it's very good for our health, so I went to the market to buy them. But my problem is, I don't know how to prepare it with food or anything. please I need guidelines on how to prepare this wonderful spices, Either with rice, beans, soup, or tea. Thanks.

YourMain:
It's completely normal to breathe through one nostril if that's what you mean. It happens to everyone. And they change themselves every couple of hours.

Thank you

I can only breath through one side of my nose. Is it normal? I've gone to d hospital several times but, the doctor will say I should ignore it. When It started about 2months ago, I felt very uncomfortable cos I couldn't breathe freely, but now, I feel comfortable breathing with one part. The doctors in the house, what is the medical implications of this and what medication can I take? Thanks!

coolhamid:
Research has shown that 90 percent of Male Fertility problems are as a result of men’s failure to produce enough sperm.Recent research has also shown that 70 percent of all deformities that are found in babies are as a result of lack of quality sperm.Low sperm count affects approximately one in 25 men. With all these statistics, how do we overcome the problem of low sperm count in men? Apart from seeking medical solution to the problem of low sperm count, there are also foods that when taken will not only increase the sperm count but will also go a long way in increasing the quality of sperm.

Lets take a look at five foods that helps in increasing sperm count and reducing infertility rate in men.

1. Garlic

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Although , taking garlic can be a difficult task for some men due to its scent . The scent should not dissuade you from taking it if you plan on having your own baby soon.Garlic helps a lot in the production of sperm count . Garlic contains an antioxidant called selenium which helps in sperm motility. Start adding garlic to your meal today to boost your sperm count.

2. Ginseng

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Ginseng is found mostly in cooler climate and basically in north America and Asia. Scientists have proven that this great plant enhance libido and sexual performance. In a study published by Journal of Urology, 45 men suffering from erectile dysfunction were administered ginseng for 16 weeks. At the end of the trial, 27 out the 45 men said Ginseng improved their erection.

3.Walnut

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Popularly Called “Asala” by the Yorubas, walnut contains Omega-3-fatty acid which has been found by scientists to increase sperm count and helps in sexual performance in men. Apart from the role this great food plays in Increasing sperm count, it also helps in reducing and preventing Alzheimer’s disease. A study which was published in the journal of Alzheimer’s disease shows that walnut have beneficial effect in reducing and preventing the risk of Alzheimer disease.

4. Banana

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Banana is a must- eat fruit for every man who wants to increase his sperm count.Banana contains an enzyme called bromelain which has been found to increase libido and sex drive in men. Apart from increasing libido in men, this great fruit also helps in weight reduction.

5 Water Melon

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Consumption of watermelon helps a lot in fighting infertility in men.It increases the libido in men and considered as natural Viagra for men.A phytonutrient known as citrulline in watermelon helps in relaxation of the body ‘s blood vessels and also improve male sexual performance.

You want to increase you sexual performance? Start taking the aforementioned foods today.

Source http://chop4naija.com/5-foods-that-helps-in-increasing-sperm-count/

Abeg whr I go see dat Ginseng buy? I want mk my libido high gaaaaann

chuna1985:
Read Deuteronomy 26 vs 12 and read deutromony 14 vs 28.

I still don't get it....pls explain further.

I'm an average christian who receives income from 2 diff places. I took loan on one of d incomes, which I am paying bak to d bank monthly, but d other income is coming in full. How do I pay my tithe? Should I still pay d full tithe on d one with loan or add d balance to d second earning and deduct my tithe from it? I really need explanations on dis please. Thanks!

Enlighten me on VTU then. Thanks

Good morning Nairalanders....please I need guidelines on how to start Recharge card printing business. The materials i'll need and the breakdown of what i'll spend. Thanks!!!

Good morning Nairalanders....please I need guidelines on how to start Recharge card printing business. The materials i'll need and the breakdown of what i'll spend. Thanks!!!

I and my fiancée loves each other so much, we've been together for 9 months now. But last week I was shocked when she told me she saw her ex, and the guy was telling her she's looking more beautiful now. To cut d whole story short, my girl told me he has started calling her, asking if they can hangout together. It's really annoying and I don't want to call him and start talking to him cos I think he's matured enough. I also believe he has moved on same with my woman. Don't know what to do, any advice from experienced pals will be welcome here.

Which kind type of thing b dis sef? Naso life be? RIP to d dead.

Please my brothers n sisters, I'm confused here. Thinking of a business to do with 150k here in benin as a sole owner or a partnership type. Your great ideas and suggestions are greatly needed. Thanks!

They pay 115k

There are thousands of words in the English language already, but you always need that one word that describes a specific object, event or person that just hasn’t been added yet. Maybe some of these words will catch on and be included, maybe not, but that still won’t stop us from using them. We all know that one person who’s an askhole and we’ve all had a food that tastes like something else… a nomonym, most of the time it tastes like chicken though.

(1)Chairdrobe
We all have that one chair in our room that we pile all of our clean clothes on, rather than putting them away… because who has the energy for that?

(2)Askhole
We all know that one person very annoying person that won’t stop asking stupid questions. Now there’s a name for them — an askhole.

(3)Masturdating
I still can’t believe people actually don’t feel awkward going out by themselves, or should I say, they don’t feel awkward masturdating?

(4)Bedgasm
Oh so that’s what everyone’s been calling the amazing feeling after a very long day at work.

(5)Destinesia
So I just went into my room and forgot what I was actually going to do, what’s that called again? Oh yeah, destinesia.

(6)Cellfish
Does anyone else have that friend that is constantly on their phone when you’re trying to spend time with them?

(7)Textpectation
By know we’ve all heard of textaphrenia — when we think we’ve felt our phone vibrate, but there’s nothing there. Well here’s a new word, textpectation, this is the anticipation we feel when we’re waiting for a response… this usually comes paired with textaphrenia.

(Nonversation
The “hi” “hey” “what you up to?” “nothing, you?” “nm” conversation should definitely be known as the nonversation.

(9)Ambitchous
Everyone strives to be someone better than they are at the moment, then there’s the ambitchous. These people strive to be the people we don’t want to be.

(10)Carcolepsy
This is usually what happens when you’re the designated driver, picking that drunk friend up from the party. As soon as they get in the car, they’ve come down with carcolepsy. And here we thought this only happens to babies.

(11)Errorist
We all had that nerd in our classes that knew everything and would always correct the teacher, an errorist is pretty much the complete opposite.

(12)Hiberdating
Has anyone heard from… What’s her name again? Oh my gosh, I don’t even remember her name, the hiberdating girl.. the one that ditched us for her boyfriend.

(13)Internest
Let’s all build an internest around us with heaps of pillows and blankets, and spend quality time with our internet.

(14)Afterclap
We all try to be the person that starts the clapping because, for some reason, it makes us feel like a star, but then there’s the people who continue clapping when everyone else has stopped.

(15)Youniverse
Isn’t there already a word for that? Known as selfishness…

(16)Dudevorce
It’s so sad when two bros get a dudevorce to end their friendship. Let’s hope that never happens to us.

(17)Epiphanot
We all have those ideas that seem like they are the most amazing ideas, but in reality they’re extremely stupid… Maybe we should add another word, something to yell when we realize this? Maybe eurek-nah.

(18)Unkeyboardinated
Does anyone go through the pain of always getting a word or sentence wrong when typing an essay or journal? Then you delete the whole word, and still manage to type it wrong a second time?

(19)Beerboarding
I want to know if my boss is giving me a promotion, should I just take him beerboarding? Surely if he has enough, he won’t even remember the conversation…

(20)Nomonym
Now we know what to call every other meat that tastes like chicken.

http://www.lolwot.com/20-words-that-should-be-added-to-the-dictionary/5/

mentorandfriend:
He could be having azoospermia or severe oligoospermia, secondary to many causes as epididymoorchitis, mumps oorchitis, etc. He should see a urologist in a teaching hospital.

Thanks bro...you are sooo on point

Please help a friend who's having problems of not releasing semen after sex and doesn't last more dan 5 mins....
The doctors in d house should please provide me with possible solutions and treatments ASAP pls. He's been experiencing dis for abt 1 year now. Thanks all