All I can say is I remember a certain Hypocrite on Nairaland castigating Tafa Balogun when he had the same kind of issues. The chickens have now come home to roost.
10 houses traced to Ehindero
Thursday, June 14, 2007

No fewer than 10 houses have been traced to immediate past Inspector General of Police Mr Sunday Ehindero, all reportedly built during his two years as top cop.

Ehindero, who gave the police a new motto: "To serve and protect with integrity," ran into trouble last week, after some of his former aides were arrested as they were attempting to smuggle over N21 million cash out of the Force Headquarters, Louis Edet House, in Abuja.

As Ehindero is being probed following the orders of President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, Daily Sun has been able to locate the palatial mansions he reportedly built in Abuja, Ondo and Lagos States.

The most imposing of the mansions was found opposite Sunview Hotel, Alagbaka quarters in Akure. He also reportedly built another exquisite block of flats situated along Oda Road in the town.

Investigations further revealed that the former IGP built a house similar to that on Oda Road at Oyin Akoko and made sure the road leading to the house was tarred.

Other property in Ondo include blocks of hostel in Akungba, which he let out to students of the Adekunle Ajasin University.

In Abuja, Ehindero is said to have built a mansion at Gaduwa Estate, Constitution Crescent and has one under construction at Wuye.

Ehindero’s houses in Lagos are situated at the Ekoro area of Abule Egba and Ajah, where he had built an expansive school for the wife.

Meanwhile, detectives at the ‘D’ Department, Force Headquarters, Abuja told Daily Sun that Interim Investigation has been completed and a report is being compiled.

Daily Sun also learnt that the Commissioner of Police in charge of Budget, Mr John Obaniyi who had sent his aides to fetched the over N21 million, which he claimed was for Ehindero, had kept the money in his office toilet and inside a television set.

On the heels of the scam, an independent survey has again confirmed the Nigeria Police as the most corrupt institution in the country.

Closely following the police is the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN), Education Ministry (particularly higher institutions and examination bodies) and the customs service.

The survey also listed the Health Ministry, Justice Ministry, Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), Nigeria Railway Corporation and Agricultural Development Authorities as institutions least likely to collect bribe.

These are part of the findings of Nigeria Corruption Index (NCI) 2007 which was released in Lagos on Wednesday by Independent Advocacy Project (IAP), a leading anti-corruption group. The NCI 2007 is a follow up to the 2005 edition.

http://www.nigeriaworld.com/



All I can say is I remember a certain Hypocrite on Nairaland castigating Tafa Balogun when he had the same kind of issues. The chickens have now come home to roost.

10 houses traced to Ehindero
Thursday, June 14, 2007

No fewer than 10 houses have been traced to immediate past Inspector General of Police Mr Sunday Ehindero, all reportedly built during his two years as top cop.

Ehindero, who gave the police a new motto: "To serve and protect with integrity," ran into trouble last week, after some of his former aides were arrested as they were attempting to smuggle over N21 million cash out of the Force Headquarters, Louis Edet House, in Abuja.

As Ehindero is being probed following the orders of President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, Daily Sun has been able to locate the palatial mansions he reportedly built in Abuja, Ondo and Lagos States.

The most imposing of the mansions was found opposite Sunview Hotel, Alagbaka quarters in Akure. He also reportedly built another exquisite block of flats situated along Oda Road in the town.

Investigations further revealed that the former IGP built a house similar to that on Oda Road at Oyin Akoko and made sure the road leading to the house was tarred.

Other property in Ondo include blocks of hostel in Akungba, which he let out to students of the Adekunle Ajasin University.

In Abuja, Ehindero is said to have built a mansion at Gaduwa Estate, Constitution Crescent and has one under construction at Wuye.

Ehindero’s houses in Lagos are situated at the Ekoro area of Abule Egba and Ajah, where he had built an expansive school for the wife.

Meanwhile, detectives at the ‘D’ Department, Force Headquarters, Abuja told Daily Sun that Interim Investigation has been completed and a report is being compiled.

Daily Sun also learnt that the Commissioner of Police in charge of Budget, Mr John Obaniyi who had sent his aides to fetched the over N21 million, which he claimed was for Ehindero, had kept the money in his office toilet and inside a television set.

On the heels of the scam, an independent survey has again confirmed the Nigeria Police as the most corrupt institution in the country.

Closely following the police is the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN), Education Ministry (particularly higher institutions and examination bodies) and the customs service.

The survey also listed the Health Ministry, Justice Ministry, Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), Nigeria Railway Corporation and Agricultural Development Authorities as institutions least likely to collect bribe.

These are part of the findings of Nigeria Corruption Index (NCI) 2007 which was released in Lagos on Wednesday by Independent Advocacy Project (IAP), a leading anti-corruption group. The NCI 2007 is a follow up to the 2005 edition.

No mind dem my sista, na Lauryn and Scorpio wan ruin una love. Bad belle no good o. Do ya ting sista!!!

Billy Connolly's rant,

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh,
looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a
model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started
by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways
on the Endeavour.

Bleep 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking
care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then Bleep off

A ship sank in high seas and the following people
got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

a) 2 Jamaican men and 1 Jamaican woman

b) 2 Trinidadian men and 1 Trinidadian woman

c) 2 Guyanese men and 1 Guyanese woman

d) 2 Bajan men and 1 Bajan woman

e) 2 Antiguan men and 1 Antiguan woman

f) 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

g) 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island,the following was
observed:


* One Jamaican man killed the other Jamaican man for the Jamaican woman.

* One Trinidadian man kidnapped the Trinidadian woman and asked the other
Trinidadian man for the ransom.

* The two Guyanese men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the Guyanese woman.

* The two Bajan men are sleeping together, and the Bajan woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
* The two Antiguan men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Antiguan woman, and they started
swimming.


* The two Chinese men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Chinese woman.

* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.
>>

A ship sank in high seas and the following people
got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

a) 2 Yoruba men and 1 Yoruba woman

b) 2 Ibo men and 1 Ibo woman

c) 2 Calabar men and 1 Calabar woman

d) 2 Idoma men and 1 Idoma woman

e) 2 Ijaw men and 1 Ijaw woman

f) 2 Edo men and 1 Edo woman

g) 2 Hausa men and 1 Hausa woman

One month later, on various parts of the island,the following was
observed:


* One Yoruba man killed the other Yoruba man for the Yoruba woman.

* One Ibo man kidnapped the Ibo woman and asked the other
Ibo man for the ransom.

* The two Calabar men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the Calabar woman.

* The two Idoma men are sleeping together, and the Idoma woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

* The two Ijaw men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Ijaw woman, and they started
swimming.


* The two Edo men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Edo woman.

* The 2 Hausa men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Hausa woman.
>>

lauryn:

@ Snatch
your profile pic na die

Wetin you dey check my profile for? Have we met?

Pink Dress!

Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter
how busy you may be!!!

The Pink Dress


There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.

Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.

Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat
and watched the people go by.

She never tried to speak.

She never said a word.

Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.

The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see
if the little girl would still be there.

Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was
yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.

Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.

For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place
for young children to play alone.

As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress.

It was grotesquely shaped.

I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no
effort to speak to her.

Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if
you make a step toward assisting someone who is different.

As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to
avoid my intent stare.

As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more
clearly.

She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form.

I smiled to let her know it was OK; I was there to help, to talk.

I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, "Hello."

The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a "hi"; after a long
stare into my eyes

I smiled and she shyly smiled back.

We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty.

I asked the girl why she was so sad.

The little girl looked at me with a sad face said, "Because, I'm
different."

I immediately said, "That you are!"; and smiled.

The little girl acted even sadder and said, "I know."

"Little girl," I said, "you remind me of an angel, sweet and
innocent."

She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and
said,
"Really?"
"Yes, you're like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch
over all people walking by."

She nodded her head yes, and smiled.

With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her
wings to spread, then she said "I am."

"I'm your Guardian Angel," with a twinkle in her eye.

I was speechless -- sure I was seeing things.

She said, "For once you thought of someone other than yourself.
My job here is done".

I got to my feet and said, "Wait, why did no one stop to help an
angel?"

She looked at me, smiled, and said, "You're the only one that
could see me," and then she was gone.

And with that, my life was changed dramatically.

So, when you think you're all you have, remember, your angel is
always watching over you.

Pass this to everyone that means anything at all to you.

Make sure you send it back to the person who sent it to you, to
let them know you're glad they care about you.

Like the story says, we all need someone,

And, every one of your friends is an Angel in their own way.

The value of a friend is measured in the heart.

I hope your Guardian Angel watches over you always.



,

mo money:

lauryn you are in trouble, from the begining you shouldn't have said it all, now "ORIKINLA" is

giving you open razzling. "LEFTEE" on the other hand is forming adviser but also

interested. "SNATCH" has come with his own again and you kwa no dey help matter(just dey

trip 4 dear devil), habaaa.

well, me too like your curves but if my girlfriend catch me dey trip hmmmmmmmmm, i don die.

just guess wetin she go do me? she go love me twice the present and i no want heart break,

you know what i mean

Snatch is not intersted in Lauryn, trust me. As for Leftee, well what can I say? But come which wan be your own sef? suspect you are , will keep it under wraps for now.

And another one:

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She said, "Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, tw isted, gyrated, jumped up and down and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week "

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It 's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

These days half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

--- THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Shoot nowhere else to post this ish so here goes:

Rules to Consider

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do
it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
anymore than standing in a
garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a
glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that
life is serious.

8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the
waiter, is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention! It never
fails.)

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite
government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you
probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other
parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal
with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist
change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than
coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw
away three weeks
before you need it.

lauryn:

thanx girl. I don cry tire, i can't afford to waste anymore tears on him, he's not worth my tears anymore, my crying never brought him back to my arms. Just when I thought I was heartless, he just came through d door just like that, he never even knocked, I just opened up my heart to a total stranger, how careless could I be?. I've never felt this way in my entire LIFE before, never in a million years would I have thot I was ever gon get my heart broken, but it did. I will/can never get over him, I just might Love again someday, but I'll never forget him. Still don't know how the heck he walked into my heart without my permisssion though

Great! we are all ecstatic you're over this nigga. But bia, I hope say no be you dey buy those $9.₉₉ outfit for your pofile o? I com dey wonder whether na mall or na garage sale you take the piksho (LOL)

Rhodalyn:

Dee babes, whats the meaning Of ''bomboklast''?? my friend'z alwayz pestering me to ask a jamaican what it means lol

Methinks is just another way of saying bloodclot. Just my opinion though

The following are the top four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter."

2. "It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my
girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My entire family--aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins, and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an
eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again."

3. "One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to
hear: 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.' That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'THUMBTACKS.' In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'"

4. "This one actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year in a biology class; the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar?' 'That's correct,' responded the professor, going
on to add statistical information. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books with out a word and walked out of class, and
never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic, Totally straight-faced he answered her question, 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.''

Interesting topic. Methinks it goes both ways and I know women that,,