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Nigerians On Desert Island by snatch(m): 9:05pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: a) 2 Yoruba men and 1 Yoruba woman b) 2 Ibo men and 1 Ibo woman c) 2 Calabar men and 1 Calabar woman d) 2 Idoma men and 1 Idoma woman e) 2 Ijaw men and 1 Ijaw woman f) 2 Edo men and 1 Edo woman g) 2 Hausa men and 1 Hausa woman One month later, on various parts of the island,the following was observed: * One Yoruba man killed the other Yoruba man for the Yoruba woman. * One Ibo man kidnapped the Ibo woman and asked the other Ibo man for the ransom. * The two Calabar men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the Calabar woman. * The two Idoma men are sleeping together, and the Idoma woman is cooking & cleaning for them. * The two Ijaw men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Ijaw woman, and they started swimming. * The two Edo men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Edo woman. * The 2 Hausa men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Hausa woman. >> |
Re: Nigerians On Desert Island by naijadiva2(f): 9:08pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
i don't understand the joke. can someone please explain? |
Re: Nigerians On Desert Island by kiki(f): 9:33pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
since this is in the joke section now it sucks cos i don't get it cos if i was suppose to be laughin well i'm not |
Re: Nigerians On Desert Island by iice(f): 5:11am On Oct 04, 2006 |
I read this somewhere but its not nigerians that are originally the characters thats why some of it doesnt make sense. or rather the impact of the joke is not as strong as it should be. |
Re: Nigerians On Desert Island by Alexos(m): 7:27am On Oct 04, 2006 |
Thats funny man, |
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