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Tah! Wich 2mins 1st round without sex drug, abeg go work on ur sef biko

brosdoncome:
First round doesn't last more than 2 minutes if sex enhancer is not involved. I stand to be corrected.

Small pikin 2much 4 nairaland, some guys are askin mayb u r curvy or pshycological tin, wat has dat got 2 do wit nt lastin long on bed? Bae best tin u can do is, let him stop takin anytin sugary, even in my own case I dnt take neither tea nor coffee with sugar, I cnt remenba d last time I took a bottle of soft drink, even juice na ma enemy, if ur man dey shark beer, he sud b careful d kind of brand em dey shark, am once a victim buh ryt nw if ma john tomos dey vex m dey bleep 4 like 2hrs o most especially if ah don nack like one or two bottle of double 3 export, its beta u act fast coz if care is nt taken, ma'am dat tin nor go produce o! As I told u, am once a victim buh nw I gat 2 big boys my sister

Lessonj 2 all dz qwack NL mod trying 2 be relevant

Hahahahahahahahaha! Abeg go get busy with somtin reasonable jor

klassd:
Lmao am sure u have lost your sense of humour! Oloshi

Look 4 a break. Create him

misspicy:
Wow....congrats to them

Oh Lord please send this type of men my way,i am tired of all this unromatic boys,Father if you will give me the power,i would rather mould my own man am tired of my single state


Agarawu23 hope you are not jealous of them

See ur life outside, broke tribalist, go watch Transporter1, there u see 'JASON STATHARM holdin a broken mirror while drivin a truck

klassd:
Just when you think their is nothing hidden under the sun den u will see a yoruba man driving a car nd holding a glass as his side mirror.

Dnt mind that lil kid

BALLOSKI:
He's a politician!

Coz she bliv in one nigeria, nt unlike all dz NL Biafra.
#unitedwestand
#devidedwefall

therealdeal10:
Mma my crush, u lyk rolling wit yoruba guys

Kul sneakers though

Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry bro!

GenbIoodykiller:
i don't reply bastards in the morning

useless bastard nonentity vulture

next time you're quoting me use correct English because i don't read trash

Lol! Look at the frustration in the face of a frustrated igbo man all because apc dismantled pdp and sent GEJ back to otueke, bros nor 2 tink dz tin na, 2much bitternes dey cause BP biko

GenbIoodykiller:
mr man ngige may be a good person but his party are vagabonds without ethics and values and may have corrupted him. remember that ngige i told of his good works was ngige of pdp remember that so am sorry to say that Anambra state are soo wise infact SE are soo wise not to ever trust their states into Apc's hand. imagine a party that only believes that propaganda is only what they need to govern a state or country, tell me one Apc states that is in good shape now every developed states in all aspects are pdp (except Lagos which you know that it's a collective effort) so we SE believes in reality and not propaganda so am sorry judging from the event so far Apc is unfit to rule any south east we are not yet ready for Osun, Imo stuff in Anambra.

Apc is an evil party so it's unfortunate ngige was the victim.

let me tell you in the Last gubernatorial election in Anambra people loved ngige but we don't want a party that will keep selling propaganda to us just like Rochas is destroying imo state.

Pls guys, who know wat happen to the nomination of Adebayo shittu of oyo state?

Dat aboki senator supos b a cattle rearer in d desert I swear

So na president sidon 4 system type am, smh 4 some youth

fantazia:
Can you imagine the National disgrace, chai well when their leader is operating without waec result how do you expect them to operate?

See this mofos, fg of which country are u talking abt? Say na UAE where he abandoned his treatment or UK where he jump bail 4 corruption charges or FGN for non tolerance to corruption?

obiak4:
alams was horded to death by the uk and nigerian govt. Fact
you are not in bayelsa state and you would never understand the bitterness, people of the ijaw nation have for buhari now.
Yesterday was the first morn day for alamco and the general feeling is this: he was killed by the fg whether you take it or not
yesterday would have been a bloodbath for forces stationed in bayelsa if not for the intervention of some ''people''
but that does not make alamco a saint, he did stole but he massively developed his state during his tenure as gov.
What about joshua dariya of plateau what happen to his case with efcc? Under the carpet i guess

In M I's voice *bad belle......

odinese:
.girl, no one is ready to read your bullshit.

Abeg make una help dz guy o! Na so madnes dey take start

ketiy77:
[size=28pt]Buhari appoint 4 ministers From the country of Western Nigeria.


4 ministers from Country of Western Nigeria.


2. Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti)
8. Kemi Adeosun – (Ogun)
23. Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo)
35. Isaac Adewole (Osun)




33 ministers from Country of Nigeria

1. Chris Ngige – (Anambra)
3. Rotimi Amaechi – (Rivers)
7. Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi)
14. Ibe Kachikwu – (Imo)
27. Barr James Ocholi (Enugu)
29. Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia)
15. Dr O Ehanire – (Enugu)
19. Isa Ibeto – (abia)
24. Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo)
25. Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu)
33. Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa)

5. Abdulrahman Dambazau- (Kano)
6. Aisha Alhassan – (Taraba)
9. Abubakar Malami – (Kebbi)
10. Sen Hadi Sirika – (Katsina)
11. Barr. Adebayo Shittu – (North)
12. Suleiman Adam – (Jigawa)
13. Solomon Dalong – (Plateau)
4. Babatunde Fashola Raji -(North)
16. Audu Ogbeh – (Benue)
17. Udo Udo Udoma – (Akwa Ibom)
18. Lai Mohammed – (North)
20. Amina Mohammed – (Gombe)
21. Ibrahim Usman Jibril – (Nasarawa)
22. Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim- (Yobe)
26. Dan Ali (Zamfara)
28. Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna)
30. Muhammadu Bello (Adamawa)
31. Mustapha Baba Shehuri (Bornu)
32. Aisha Abubakar (unknown)
34. Adamu Adamu (Bauchi)
36. Abubakar Bawa Bwari (unknown)
37. Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River)[/size]

Buh 1 idiot said police did nt arrive d seen nt until an our later

Op you are confused, 1st u said 14month, den 18month, u also said area commander arrive d scene an hour later den u also said gun battle btw police and d robbers, abeg go check d news vri well, their was serious gun battle btw dem & police wich made dem 2 abandon over 27million naira & fled #Envelopejournalist

Nor mind dat 1, she want make PMB bring another Alison Madueke

mars123:
your wailing is epic.

what's there to imagine? It is a minister per state, what difference does it make if its a man or a woman that is chosen?

#confused wailer alert.

efilefun:
He was a former senator and could be told to bow and go just like Obanikoro under GEJ's tenure

nor b only senator na senate president

Gues I like dz Amina mohd

Hahahahahahaha! This guy funny die, see as u make make dey laff dz early mrng, bros roadside toasting nor dey work again, I can't even remenba d last time I did that, try get her numba, she might b on 1 of d chatting messenger, 4rm there u start. Alaye jara e jor, tank Jah she knw ur diasability

Olayinka8793:
ok bro,thanks for your incomplete advice sha.
*rehearsing*
hey baby what is ur name
my name is.............
I like u,I mean I fell in like with u
she :meaning?
Me: *speechless*



if she embarrassed me I will blame u bro.

Bubewilson:
Patiently reading and following this thread. I hope it makes front page.
I recently finished NYSC this past July and am having a look in from two banks. The wait has really been long but when no consideration is coming from a different sector and one needs to man up to some responsibilities what options exist other than to join the sector.

But I would love to ask Bankers on this thread does the pay commensurate the Labour you put in?

bros I'm a mobile police personnel attached to 1st bank, atlst iv worked with like 1eor 13 1st bank branch here in lagos, d pple dat enjoy better pay are d managers, pple like service manager, marketing manager, MLS(admin) and the likes. The rest staffs are contract staff earning within d range of 35k to 70k. Half bread is better dan none dey say

Smh, who was close 2 d state near lagos told you it was bh, wat of w datz living in d Lagos?

san316:
Apc and lies. My brother's friend's cousin who was close to the state near lagos said it was bh that bombed d place

government of liars.



#wailerz just bought this line from alaba market

Oboy send d link 2 ma bbm 26884186

Bros dat can only happen with convetional police, let dem try dat with a mobile police man & see wat will happen, dey wudnt even dare coz w & army work hand in hand. Go & check mopol & army rivalry b4 w later become best of friends

SIRJENTLE:
I wonder when the Nigerian Police men started saying the truth.
you wanted to turn and the military man started flogging u.

may be he was inflicted with flogging madness

if the Nigerian police men would know that the bloody civilians are not happy with them, that is when the military will stop beating them.
POLICE MEN THAT SHOULD BE KNOWN FOR PEACE AND ORDERLINESS IS NOW KNOWN FOR DISORDERLINESS AND PROBLEM.


no mind this yeye police man.he disobeyed traffic because he is a police man, then the army officer come teach am discipline.

And datz why, u are still very jobless, using free data to type nonsense online

Ezenwammadu:
I love seeing police suffer


Bunch of useless animals

Jim iyke resemble 50cent a lil bit, weneva am watching any 50 movies its like am seen Jim. 50 latest movie #GUN is a typical example, gues dz 2 guys gotta act a movie 2geda, #jsttinkinloud

Next time u saw any army in uniform, go ask am dat ur qstn, some bloody mofos deserve more dan dat. Na online una get power to dey rant like a loose caged dog

powerfulsettingz:
But wait do this so called Nigerian army derived pleasure in doing this to people? Absolutely insane in an insane country

Iwo phyno, baba igbo, baba obago, kin ma ladi kin ma jedi, iranu abasa! HBD the real #madeofBlack

blizard44:
Mrs Phyno,
Mama Igbo,
Mama Obago, need you be summoned?
It's your man's day.

I warned u several times to stop smoking dat things u nor go gree, see d effect of too much weed in ur system

MadCow1:
Mtcheeeeew...


All these yeye South West states that contribute 100 thousand to the National Coffers only to come and take 100 million in allocation should not be allowed to hold ministerial positions in this Country.



Only states that are contributing well to the nation should be allowed to hold ministerial positions.


Ekiti state should be disbanded and sold on auction to other states to bid and use for poultry farming.