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lhordspy

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Legend has it that:

If you are destined to collect slap in Kogi state. and your flight is on its destination to Abuja. Enroute abuja, when you reach Kogi. You will jump down anyway and anyhow so as to collect that slap. It was destined.

A man who is destined to Embarass himself will always find a way to collect the embarrassment. Even if it is by going from one place to another wey dem no invite am.

Reality check: If you watch the video, they all laughed at Obi after Apkororo said those words not jokingly but seriously. This is awakening to reality i am always talking about that has started manifesting.

No Christian vote anywhere to depend on. The true Christian believers believe the only way out of this current Nigeria situtation is to vote a competent man like Asiwaju , a proven candidate. Not depending on trial and error like Obi, who is not practical about even the quotes and figures he is dishing around. A man without manifesto. Someone that cant even honour his Political engagement and rallies. Skipping it like a spoilt brat missing lectures.


Nigeria are wiser now. It is no more that country where you can use religious partioning and division to attain an unrealistic political ambition. Apkororo is from south-south i guess and also a Christian. I spoke to my Ijaw friends yesterday, they said same thing. That the whole south-south rural areas are tilting to the tent of Tinubu. Even some south-south nairalanders are confirming it here themselves.

With the rate this is going and turning out. Peter obi will not even win a single state in South-EasT, the only hope left for him too now, is shaky.

goodysb:
Hello Everyone, I met this girl about a month ago (same day her phone got missing) and we started talking etc...

She usually calls me every morning, afternoon and night (and I would call her back too) using her senior sister's phone... I would get her anything she wants, treated her well.... We would talk and I noticed how she was behaving and thought she'd be straight with me, so I told her I would get her the phone by month end...

Not that I couldn't get her the phone the next day but I just purposely delayed it (3 weeks) and when month end came I added extra week to see how she reacts and then I got her the phone but since I got her the phone she just changed and stopped doing all she used to do, I noticed and played along to see where she's heading to...

It's more than a week since I got her the phone and I noticed she hasn't changed... I thought about giving her a second chance and then she did something that annoyed me. I sent a very angry voice note and some messages but she didn't reply for about a day and I thought of it and noticed she was playing a game, so I said I would play along too...

So I acted dumb and called her to apologize that I said what I said out of anger (To me I really mean it) and explained to her that I listened to the notes and didn't find it interesting (I never did), so what I am doing now is I want to get what I gave her back because noticed a very big change and again because she might be telling her friends that I don chop this guy (which I don't like hearing), so after our argument, I already predicted that she'd want to ask me for something after two days and truly she asked me this morning for money to buy slippers of 4k... I didn't want to show any signs that I am aware of what she's doing.. so I told her.. let's be looking sha (which means I will get it)...

So I planned to play along and take her out of our environment to somewhere that's calm, so I would then collect the phone back from her and give her her sim card.

P.s. I predicted it might play out like this but wanted to test her to see... Could have gotten her an iPhone.

I would really appreciate you guys input �

Offpoint:
Thread for the bottle lovers...

And that was how God picked papa nonso call.

I'm grateful for the kind of man I am.
No smoking
No drinking
No womanising
Zero friend
Zero neighbor relationship
No football watching
No computer games

Spent my life either on the computer screen or the woods listening to nature.

When I die trees and birds will miss me

goldenpenny2:
Another testifier spotted.... lol

ChiefAzubuike:
This one doesn't look like a soldier . He looks like one of those artisans or debino sellers in mile 12 .

The wife on the other hand could have handled her belly fat better. Only women who don't take care of their bodies carry belly fat. If its pregnancy then she's a disgrace to womanhood for failing to keep her virginity till her wedding night..

Kneephy:
Mtchew. In ur weirdest dream ogaa, Goan sit down Campaign after election




Y'all should wake up from your slumber.
Galacticos are Champions of Europe third time CONSECUTIVELY!

World Cup on my mind.....


I stand with Naija and Portugal!

Football should just bless Ronaldo with World Cup trophy please.

NwaAmaikpe:


Doro

Why all of this when,
Doro is a cheerful giver

Is it not this same Doro wey knack pass carpenter wey don dey knack before back then in Abraka?

Some men just don't have sense.
Just 10 years and you are celebrating her like this, why not wait till your 50th anniversary when you'd be sure she won't dump you for another man.

Newbiee:
Had it been GEJ reacted with vigour in this manner, our Chibok girls would have been enjoying freedom now.
Thank you Baba

NwaAmaikpe:

Oga just shut that ur trap up mumu which one have u even done poor fool


It's not so much of a big deal as long as it is not on Adebayo Road.
The cost of 2 plots of land in Ado Ekiti will not even pay six months shop rent in Enugu.

(You can get a plot of land at Aduloju for as low as 180 thousand Naira.)

NwaAmaikpe:




Na wa, I'm so furious.
What type of father will allow his son's hair to be cut by a quack barber?
See the inferior jersey the boy is putting on sef.

My only question is;
What if she gets pregnant, how will she know who the baby's father is?

kamsibabylove:
i dont think it works on some men coz i cheated on my bf 3 times and he forgave me now we have a daughter and wil be getting married in oct.

DivinelyBlessed:
Omoooh..... I dey find the kind money wey dangote and otedola get

Make i just do mistake see like $1 Million for somewhere .... Anywhere