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Chai.. Arsenal don suffer

asitis752:
So this is also the part of topics that makes nairaland reach 3million topics right?

Seriously, doesn't makes any tangible meaning to me

freeman95:
what does it look like ?

Can't comprehend sef

Warris is dis?

CareTeka:
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It is well ooo

Amazing!

I vote vizkiz
Cc: NLjega

Flush out that window, prolly it wasn't a genuine window that was on it initially

Well, it's an advice and it's a matter of maybe. what if the lady was put there by God to connect the man cos I have seen and heard such stories. Papa is not wrong but toke taken vibes on that is just a mere hypocrisy

hajeebolla:
d guy na bad guy...its been long o. Book b like action film o, i should get it

Get the first edition where the pidgin English were used.. You gonna enjoy it, honestly

fairlyusedpant:
If you have not watched these yoruba cartoons, then you are not in nigeria, your spirit is in togo, and your body is in iraq, but your name is in nigeria

we have yoruba cartoons like
ajala the traveller
gbomo gbomo
ralia the sugar girl
papa ajasco
iya lekan the mama put seller
sister ronke the runs girl
baba iyabo the ole ole
police and thief
brown roof republic cartoon network


and a whole lots of cartoons

The trial of Jimmy Johnson, the first edition. ..Omo that book ehn read it like 3 times

Godchild2015:
Now adays the zeal to pray or fast have gone.
Imagine a situation where you want to fast for like two weeks and on day 5 of your fasting you got fustrated and start asking your self what have you gain in all your past prayer and fasting?

This night is just one of those night when sleep refuses to come and you start thinking.
How will this year be for me come Dec? Will I remeber this day and smile or be sad?

To even login in to facebook this days is another story . All I keep coming accross is wedding anniverssary, child dedication . God pls don't put me to shame. Whatever my forfathers has done in the past and that is now affecting me, please forgive them for my sake and bless my financee with a good job so he could come and pay my bride price.



Marriage does not determines one happiness. Oh yes, I know , but what do you do when th whole world had turn their back on you all because they are not seeing traces of you getting married very very soon?

God is never slothful neither is He slow...

You have a degree He did that for you, what about those who can't afford to go to school or those that go and yet got dropped out and yet they can get back to school. My brother it could be a little thing your attention is drift away from. Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts. - James 4 vs 3

objcent:
Pls I wan die, I don dey cry already, am goin tru Egypt,I heard at the airport in Nigeria and Egypt the minimum balance I must have is $2000 or else no goin with the immigration officers there.pls try to give me hope pls.Haaaaaaaaaa

Hey brother check you PM

Godfavourme:
Guys, una wey dey travel make una come buy tickets oo. My bro is a ticketing agent, he'll give you at discounted rate. No carry my money go outside o

Oya let's talk business

Deception and possessed soul everywhere

Paramount01:
How through is these sms

Guy why? why have you committed such offense? Now police are everywhere

It is called true not through for that sentence abeg

striker9:
God go do am

My brother, God is my hope now.. nothing more. Amen

I cast my unbiased vote for

Vizkiz

cc: NlJega

tdayof:
Obviously there are. Don't be surprised when you start hearing pidgin at the airport.

Hehe, we are almost everywhere I tell you

kaffy4tope:
Hi fam, holla me if u need drops in the above countries @350 usd to a naira. We can send naira to ur acct or by cash as u wish.

Holla Whatzapp: +971528705360

What is this for?

Ba what?... I entered wrong thread sorry

So thunder dey drink Hennessy? okay na

Very true

sureb0y:
Thanks everyone. It wasn't easy. I was used as a bad example for months. Even my family members started doubting me and it hurt when they started asking me to confess if I really submitted an original insurance cert. It was like me against the world. I mark down the name and face of that yeye white guy for Finnish Embassy and vow say I go everly treat him Bleep up if our paths ever cross. Now, I don free the matter sha.

I remember two options wey people give me. Re-apply immediately and hope for the best or just free the matter and sue Mutual Benefits. It was a tight corner for me. I sold a lot of things to raise another 140k for flight, another RP fee, Aiico, etc. despite having money sitting in my account, money wey I no fit touch. As them reject me the second time, I just mellow.

In hindsight, e go be like say I be one determined weyrey who wasn't discouraged and finally got a better deal, Omo... I don't know how I survived o. It was hell. he next three months, my life was stagant. I no know wetin to do, I just dey spend out of that 6720 euros small small, dey use am forget my sorrows. Thank God for every sha.

Now I go channel my ginger towards enjoying my stay in God's own country! Forward ever. If anyone needs to talk to me, just mention me. I go holla and contribute in any way wey I fit.

PS: Baba Kezman, I apologize for forgetting your username in my last post. you were really helpful. I go relate with you and other people wey get interest when I don reach Hermereeekkkaaa. Thanks.

Babosky! Surest boss am happy for you...no be small thing it is well baba

warriboy21:
Hmmm nawa

Bros, you sef see am... its just so sadden how some will take this post as a mere hatred for the present government without see the true agendas of what's behind every of their move. Everything up there are true but only those who are awake will know this.

How Christians themselves will be used by Muslims to Islamize Nigeria
Ishaku Abdul’rahman Mohammed now a Christian wrote this letter to the senseless Christians to begin to use their brains. From what I see today in Nigeria I am very certain that Muslims would not need to use a violent jihad to Islamize Nigeria. Christians themselves will be used by Muslims to Islamize Nigeria. Afterwards the Muslims will turn against the Christians that helped them. These are the type Muslims call the useful idiots.

Just ask yourself how Muslim nations became Islamic nations? Is there any record of them doing evangelical work? Did they tell people about how wonderful their prophet Mohammed is? How he raped women? How he beheaded nine hundred Jews in one day? How he had sex with a nine-year old girl? How he was demon possessed for one year? How he could not perform a miracle? How he is a prophet without a prophecy? How he sold slaves for weapons of war?

If Muslims did not do evangelism how come there are 58 nations of the world who say they are Islamic countries? Including countries that used to be Christian countries.

Many Christians will be lured with money to change to Muslim and by boyfriend girlfriend and inter marriage. Remember, the project is being sponsored by Saudi Arabia and Nigeria government therefore; money to convert Christians to Muslim will not be a problem. Please don’t tell me you can never be lured with money.
Ways to Islamize Nigeria
– Buhari just registered Nigeria in the Islamic coalition against terrorism led by Saudi Arabia.

– The first major conference Buhari would bring to Nigeria is the International Islamic Conference.

– Muslims are now using El Rufai Kaduna state as a test case to see how they can stop Christians from preaching the gospel not even for you to listen to a gospel message in your car. Who knows they may even ban gospel music.

– Other northern states are copying Mr El Rufai’s law.

– Fulani herdsmen are sacking Christian villages in the north.

– The only minister to have died under Buhari happens to be a Christian.
How I converted to Christianity
I used to be a Muslim but now a Christian. I have been in hiding because anyone born a Muslim and converts to Christianity has a death sentence on his head. It is even worse now that they know I have decided to reveal their hidden agenda to the Nigerian Christians who stupidly voted Buhari.

So much has happened since my last letter and God willing, I will continue to educate you as things unfold. Please pray for me because the forces of darkness are arrayed against me for telling the truth.

And if you ever hear that I get killed don’t weep for me. Just know I have finished my race and am with the Lord Jesus. The same Jesus I rejected all my life as Muslim. The same Jesus I called a prophet of Allah who is a little lower that the false prophet Mohammed. To Jesus alone to be all the praise, glory and honor for saving me from the satanic cult called Islam. I now worship this same Jesus and will do so till am expire.
Muslims occupy a lot of high positions in PMB government
Have you noticed that whenever any Christian, occupying a high position in any government agency is removed only Muslims get to replace him or her?

200 military officers were retired recently and guess what? They were either southerners or Northern Christians. As far as the northern Muslim is concerned, if you are a southerner you are a Christian. And being a Christian means you are the worst creatures of Allah. Now you may ask why that is important.
That was how Mecca fell to Islam
I want to advice Niger Delta never to disarm. There is what we call in Islam, the treaty of hudaibiya. This is the peace agreement that their prophet, Mohammed had with the meccans. The peace treaty was to last for ten years but Mohammed, seeing that the meccans had relaxed, launched a military campaign two years into the peace treaty and that was how Mecca fell to Islam.

This was Yar A’dua’s plan when he gave the militants amnesty. Had he lived longer the amnesty would have been stopped. Buhari actually thought that the militants had fully disarmed hence he stopped the amnesty. I guess Jonathan by the leading of the Lord empowered them even more militarily before he left. Mohammed said war is deception.

The GMD of NNPC Mr Kachikwu was just relieved of his position and guess who replaced him? Another Muslim. Now they have started instituting corruption charges against him. One down more to go. Soon Amaechi will go too. Almost every Christian is out of government. All the military chiefs are Muslims. Custom, immigration etc are all headed by Muslims now.

Yet my fellow senseless Christians still cannot see what is happening. Did you know that the new IG of police is also a Muslim? Do you know how many senior officers were retired just to pave the way for the new IG? Guess the first thing he did? Accused the former IG of stealing 24 police vehicles. Thank God that alarm was proven false but they never give up. They must find some frivolous charges against him. Just wait and see.
Buhari made huge promises that got people ecstatic
Talking about a Christian president. Do you know that in Islam it is forbidden for a Christian to hold a position of authority over Muslims? Since they could not deny the achievements of our Christian ex-president Dr Goodluck Jonathan they spun a huge propaganda around corruption. He was vilified as the most corrupt president Nigeria ever had. The press had a field day reporting monumental corruption under Jonathan. They knew the only way they could get the attention of the Nigerian is to mention corruption and we all fell for the deception hook, line and sinker. I will be naive to say there was no corruption under GEJ. No government in the world can claim to be corruption free. Yet it was made to look like Jonathan had stolen the wealth of the nation and crippled the economy. Buhari made huge promises that got people ecstatic. He was seen as the Messiah. Nigerians refused to see the economic growth under GEJ.

Even when Nigeria was rated as the third and first fastest growing economy in the world and Africa no one paid any heed to it. Nigeria became the number one investment destination in Africa yet it seemed like it was all fairy tale. Today, just one year after GEJ we are no longer in the list of growing economies of the world. The effects are everywhere. The Nigerian economy is almost grounding to a halt. And guess what? They have now spun propaganda that what we are experiencing now is the effect of the misrule of GEJ. Again, Christians are buying this crap and swallowing it like a hot plate of delicious food. Eight months into the Buhari regime, the bureau of national statistics releases a report that over 4.5 million Nigerians have lost their jobs under Buhari. Time will fail me to expatiate.
Christians, Muslims and corruption
Have you noticed how Christians and Muslims are treated when it comes to corruption cases? They go to the media to convict people of corruption and when they eventually take them to court and the court gives a verdict they don’t like the disobey the court order. Mr Fani Kayode was in detention for over sixty days. You were told that it was because of corruption. How many Muslims have been so treated? As far as I know. Only Dasuki is getting that treatment but again that is understandable. It was Dasuki, then a very junior officer that arrested Buhari during the Babangida coup that overthrew Buhari in 1983. Muslims don’t forgive. The god of Islam requires Muslims to take vengeance unlike our God that says vengeance is mine.

The most unfortunate part of this is that we Christians use our values to judge Muslims yet we know absolutely nothing about their values. We don’t know anything about the tenets of that religion. Mohammed was a very vengeful person. He killed all those who made fun of him. Even those who criticized him. That is why Buhari cannot stand criticism.

God helps the Christians in this country!

Are you here for the elections sake or to laugh the blacks by asking if trump will win Cos that question needs to be probe...

Na God write the letter Abeggi

This man needs help

Try schools in Lithuania

peawizzy:
you don't need to be sarcastic, okay? how are you doing?

You don't like someone being that right? I'm doing well by God's grace