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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 2:57pm On Sep 27, 2015
doublezero7:


Yes sir! Patience! Happy sunday! smiley

The Sunday wish is mutual here sire.
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by socially4fun: 9:17pm On Sep 26, 2015
ayorinbolableszy:
guys pls am new here nd need u guys 2 b my papa nd mama 2 guide me pls
i wish 2 bcom good author like u all love u all

Start by writing something. Then you can invite the gurus to criticize. That's what I just did.
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by socially4fun: 9:14pm On Sep 26, 2015
Good evening ladies and gents. [ literature gurus]

Pls I need some criticisms for my write up which I posted today.
https://www.nairaland.com/2625641/3000-ad

I'll also need some criticisms for this as well:
https://www.nairaland.com/2507855/last-day-school-complete-story

Both aren't long.
Please, I really need your feedback as it will go a long way in helping me develop my writing - I just started writing-

Thanks. cool
Science/Technology / Re: 3000 AD by socially4fun: 8:55pm On Sep 26, 2015
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 8:32pm On Sep 26, 2015
doublezero7:


100% untrue! Your digits will in no way affect your posting! For instance, I was 1 of the few peeps to register during A15 and got posted to Yobe...stream 2!

Also, as regards d platoon ish, that would be when you get to camp! Just calm down and wait for the posting! And I know all will be well at the end! smiley

Patience it is bro. Thanks.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 8:12pm On Sep 26, 2015
Good evening PCMs
This thread's growing at an alarming rate. It's difficult to keep up with info. Pls, wats d latest news?
I heard someone saying the last digits of the call up no, will determine which steam one will follow. Pls how true?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by socially4fun: 7:41pm On Sep 26, 2015
When is Mourinho gonna break the jinx at st James park?.

BTW, Remy should have continued rather than falcao coming in.
Science/Technology / Re: 3000 AD by socially4fun: 6:26pm On Sep 26, 2015
Angelou:
Very beautiful write-up

So much thanks bro.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 12:53pm On Sep 26, 2015
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Science/Technology / Re: 3000 AD by socially4fun: 11:18am On Sep 26, 2015


Venus and Mars has been terraformed and has long been a habitat for humanity. Infact in sports news, humans in Venus would be playing the Venus football cup final and in a fortnight, Venus 11 would play to host Earth 11 in an interplanetary match. Football, just like literature, stock exchange, law, creative arts etc were strictly human exercises

Humanoids are almost like humans in everything but the spiritual, biological and their characteristic blue colours.
They have taken over fields like medicine, agriculture, engineering, astronomy, military etc. All the aforementioned fields have recorded tremendous breakthroughs in twenty-five years, since the humanoids took over. More than ten times the total achievements that has been recorded since civilization:

Quantum inoculation has gotten rid of all diseases, Human longetivity has been increased dramatically, cataclysmic asteroids averted... However, despite the quantum leap in computer science, artificial intelligence and nanotechnology, humankind were still plagued with disasters mainly Israeli - Arabian cyber war and artificial viruses. Artificial viruses stem from an unholy competition between rival OEM companies. These artificial viruses mutated to biologicals and not only affecting the humanoids but humans as well.

An artificial neural network connects almost everything, ranging from PDAs to humanoids and even humans via human interfaces. Each device is a node
of the neural network. Some conspiracy theories have it that the artificial neural spine has a consciousness of it's own and hence subliminally manipulative of the human mind.

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PHEW!
Back to reality, this epistle is getting too long, please forgive my loose pen. (yawns)
I just projected my thoughts to one thousand years from now.
It may sound funny, awkward, unrealistic or even unreasonable but the truth is, solitary fictional thoughts aren't totally discarded by me.

If I may ask, what will the world look like in the fourth millennia in your own imagination?

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Science/Technology / Re: 3000 AD by socially4fun: 11:17am On Sep 26, 2015


I was still virtually present at the unveiling ground when someone in my room tapped me, as a reflex action, I disconnected the televirtual lens. The televirtual lens is like a swimming google. It operates just like the television; difference is, with the televirtual lens, you choose what you want to see any time at anyplace that is televirtual enabled, while In the case of a television, there's a limitation to what you can see - you see only what the cameraman wants you to see.
For security reasons however, some places were disabled for televirtual presence.

The person who tapped me wanted me to configure his newly bought PC. I just spoke a few commands and the thing was up and running. Yes I spoke to it. Keyboard and mouse were now obsolete. PC's now come with inbuilt peripheral devices that enables users to input data and issue control via the mind. Originally designed for people who are physically challenged, it has gained massive entrance into the market as people preferred it to manual data input devices like touch screen pad and virtual data input. Also, computer systems now process information like a biological human brain. No longer in binary I.e zeros and ones. This means no more Assemblers, interpreters or compilers. This feature which was introduced in the 91st computer generation has made PCs more human friendly and faster as the overhead of compiling was eliminated.

Another determining factor for the PC's speed and improved performance was the unlimited storage device which makes use of the quantum states of subatomic particles to store information and the introduction of laser technology to replace the concept of transistors in the manufacture of chipsets like the CPU chip.Did I mention RAM was extinct?


House appliances like light LEDs, sound systems, TVs, micro wave, Phones, PDAs, PCs etc were all nuke powered. Each with an inbuilt nuclear cell with enough energy to power each device till the device's lifespan.
So there was absolutely no need for house electrical wiring. In fact, wires were fizzled out. Everything was wireless.


UVMs (ultra vehicular movement) were also nuke powered. UVMs can be compared to what was known as cars about one thousand years ago, but UVMs unlike cars were not limited to the ground alone, they don't use internal combustion engines, thus there was zero CO2 emission.
Green environment. To further clarify, everything ranging from non-biodegradable wastes to nuclear wastes were been recycled.


Science/Technology / 3000 AD by socially4fun: 11:14am On Sep 26, 2015


No signal... Initiating UV mode.. Scanning. Scanning.. signal found.
location: 30.43° East, 15.01°North...

Buildings were characterized by their amorphous shapes, numbers and magnificent height which was paramount to housing the teeming human population. Buildings weren't made of bricks nor blocks - that's archaic- rather, they were made of crystalline materials that were bulletproof and
of great tensile strength. Quantum chromodynamics was applied in the construction industry that made it common for buildings to literally glow in the dark in different colours after absorbing the Sun's white light during the day. In the dark from high afar, a city's form looks like a constellation of tightly packed stars gleaming with different myriads of bright colours.


The city was filled with people who came to witness the unveiling of the world's first time machine. It was reported that this first version of the time machine can travel as far back as 2 years when the universal time-data satellite was launched. The time-data satellite records every detail of every activities that were ongoing in every part of the world. The time machine was designed to work with the time-data satellite so that a humanoid can literally go back in time.
After the unveiling, many people returned to their respective abodes in sonic speed jet, while some wealthier ones teleported. The world government has done a good job in restricting teleportation only to the elites.
-Good job huh?-


NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 11:47pm On Sep 20, 2015
Blessedgurl:


The latest news was a false rumor

Owk. Thanks. You're kind hearted smiley
I saw a post of someone saying camping has been shifted to 6th Oct. I guess that's d false rumor.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 11:32pm On Sep 20, 2015
This thread is growing rapidly. It's difficult to follow especially when soccer gist populates some pages. Pls any kind hearted, what's the latest news?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 19th September 2015 by socially4fun: 10:50pm On Sep 20, 2015
Angel196:
Well you got the three point but Arsenal are still above. Getting what one wants by hook or crook is the reason the world is the way it is. But remember what goes around comes arounds. The so called 'costa antiques' might be chealses downfall in a very important game.

It's normal to feel pained about it. Last week during a match against Everton, before Naismith scored his first (of three) goal, he committed a foul against Ivanovic that could have seen him sent off. He wasn't sent of rather he single handedly sank won the match for Everton by scoring a hatrick.

No doubt, I wasn't happy about the refs decision for not booking Naismith. So it's very normal for you to feel likewise in the same boat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 19th September 2015 by socially4fun: 10:50am On Sep 20, 2015
Angel196:
Mind tactics? mehn don't make me laugh! Costa should have already been sent off even before his tangle with the 'young and inexperience "boy"' Gabrielle. If that is fair in ur dictionary i don't know what unfair would be. And yes Arsenal started with eleven men who were too tough for chealse to beat but alas, Costa had to use his so called 'mind tactics' to send a player off before they could prove their worth, like seriously?? Even with two men advantage they could only manage to score just two goals. Too bad for those who claim to be the best. The illustration i used was to classify Chealses ability to prove worth only when they had advantage in numbers or wasn't it what happened ? And please you should not take everything literaryly.

You've admitted, Gabriel is inexperienced. He took the bait. He fell costa's antiques.

BTW, we needed all 3 pts at all cost. By hook or crook, even if we scored 0.5 goal against 8 men arsenal, I don't care. The 3pts against arsenal was a much needed one to restore team morale. KTBFFH.
Sports / Re: A Nairalander Got Sign In Fc Barcelona B Team by socially4fun: 10:34am On Sep 20, 2015
Error #1 you're putting on a Jersey of a different team.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 7:37pm On Sep 17, 2015
Sambest2:

I want to believe this was a personal error, almost made the same mistake. You chose 2000 (or it was preselected and you did not modify it)instead of 2010, its not a threat at all grin don't bother.

Thanks a bunch. I thought as much, but just wanna be sure. As at the year 2000, I was still in primary school grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by socially4fun: 7:20pm On Sep 17, 2015
Sambest2:
Please PCM stop advising others to contact NYSC/Sidmach by mail, have you heard of any testimony concerning NYSC/Sidmach , they will never solve any issue for you, they rarely reply and when they do, they'll reroute it to your school. So any issue like
1 record not found
2 wrong date of birth
3 wrong grade on result
4 wrong name
5 wrong matriculation no
6 wrong state of origin



I noticed a different error not enlisted above, after I printed my green card. The error is in my tertiary education duration, instead of from 2010 - 2014, what I saw was 2000 - 2014. Pls guys what do you advice. Thanks.
Science/Technology / Re: Locally Made Amphibian Jet Spotted At Lagos Stadium by socially4fun: 7:04pm On Sep 17, 2015
We're more than this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by socially4fun: 12:03am On Sep 13, 2015
MaziOmenuko:


Shhhh...visitors are here trying to party, when we leave, u guys can sweep ur thread and start the whining

Mourinho: "I know lots of people are happy, finally after so many years they find me in a situation like this. Fair play, enjoy." [BBC]
Literature / Re: My Last Day In School (complete story) by socially4fun: 10:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
My wrist watch read 3:15PM. Still yet no match played, no goal scored.
Just when I and Steph were warming up for the first match of the day, we were interrupted by an unforseen circumstance. Therefore match postponed. But I can't keep waiting, there's no time to waste. I had two other players waiting on the sidelines. Damn! I had to act fast.

I dialed Joy's number but she didn't pick. I dialed again, this time she answered.

"Hello honey, what's up" I greeted.

"I'm good dear, are you still in school?" She replied.

I sensed she needed my companionship.

"Yeah, I'm still around o, you have forgotten about me, you didn't even come to keep me company..."
I replied cheerfully

"It's been almost a week now since we met." I reminded her

"I pinged you two days ago, you didn't reply, I thought you must have traveled and forgotten about me" She retorted.

Girls can always defend themselves in this kind of situation.

"Don't worry honey, I'm on my way to your hostel, we will set..."

Joy didn't allow me finish my sentence before she cut in.

"I'm not in town now."

"Okay dear no problem, just take good care of yourself, we'll talk later." I ended the call.
This girl must have gone to meet another guy, I thought to myself.

My match with Stephanie was postponed; Now Joy was away on international duties.
I was left with only Ada. Sweet Ada Adaa.

My Samsung galaxy S4 was still down, I can't imagine travelling to Lagos the next day with my phone down. What would I keep my self busy with in the 7 hours long ride? I can't imagine travelling without musical modulation beaming through my headphones.

So I checked in at a barber's shop along the road just after my close, to charge my phone. I didn't trust the faces there so I had to wait there for about an 1hr:30mins for my phone to be fully charged. In the mean time, I watched an interesting Chinese movie therein.

It was almost 5 PM, I didn't hear from Steph, probably something must be keeping her in school. I didn't bother calling her. Rather I called Ada.

"What's up honey pie?", I greeted.

"I'm fine darl"

"You are not sounding strong, have you eaten?"

"My dear no o, but I'm fine"

"Okay don't worry, I'm coming to your hostel", I ended the call.

Ada's hostel was a bit far. So I went on a bike. I stopped by at an eatery along the road just before her close. I bought two plates of rice in take away packs and one pack of chilled one litre yoghurt.


Ada's door was open, I didn't have to knock.
I opened her curtain; lo and behold, what I saw left really left me disgruntled. Ada was lying down on her bed, her room was untidy. She wore an oversized polo and tied wrapper round her waste, her face was looking pale and her hair unkempt. It would be overestimating to say she was unattractive in that attire. I needed no prophet to tell me what was wrong. I knew it was her monthly illness.

"Welcome dear, you came at the right time" She welcomed me, trying to sit upright.

"which right time, did you just call this time right? If I had known, I wouldn't have come here"
Of course I didn't say that to her hearing. Rather I said,

"Have you taken any pain relief?"

"Not yet"

I dropped the nylon housing the contents of what I bought from the eatery, on her reading table adjacent to the door. Then I went outside to the nearest chemist shop to buy some pain relieving drugs.

I knew there would be no show with Ada today.

Busted!

First, my match with Stephanie was postponed.
Secondly, Joy was away on international duties.
Now Ada had injury and didn't pass late fitness test, therefore not match fit. Ada's injury wasn't groin injury, it wasn't calf injury, no, still wasn't hamstring... but I guess you know the type of injury I mean.


Ada was more than happy to see me. I pampered her like a baby, making sure she finished her food and took her drug. I think I even fed her at some point. After we finished eating, I wanted to leave. But I couldn't just leave her almost immediately, I could tell from her eyes that she wanted me to spend more time with her.
She wanted to play candy crush on my phone but I wouldn't let her. However, she understood my obvious reasons for that. We soon started gisting about project defense. She had also defended her project and was waiting for the hard-bounded copy to be ready before she travels back.

We were still gisting when we had someone knocking at the door. Ada told me she wasn't expecting any visitors so I checked to see who it was. I saw a guy and a girl on skirt below knees and her head covered with scarf. They were both with Bible. I didn't say a word to them even after they greeted; I knew they would ask if I mind them coming in. It's not my room. Not my calling. So I turned back reporting to Ada who they were and if she minded them coming in. Positive!

"Good evening brother, we are legionaries from the school chaplaincy, we would love to spend some time with you discussing the Good news." They introduced.

"Okay, you are welcome." I ushered them in.

"But I hope you wouldn't spend hours here" I queried.

"We'd be brief" The lady answered as they stepped into the room.

They started off with an opening prayer, then they asked we get our Bibles to participate fully, as they quoted a passage and flipped through their Bibles in unison. We obliged. Ada had only one Bible in her room, which she took and I used the GNT Bible app on my phone to read along.

After the reading came the preaching.

"The world will surely come to an end, but how soon doesn't matter... The day you die is the day your world ends. You shouldn't live in sin as though you were guaranteed of tomorrow... Repent today, tomorrow maybe too late..." They continued preaching.

I felt uneasy by their words. I knew they were speaking the truth. Their words came piercing into my heart like sharp arrows. I wanted to leave. Just then my phone chimed. Who was calling?

Stephanie.

I went out of the room, walked down the hallway, far enough for no one in Ada's room to eavesdrop on my conversation.

"Hello baby, what's up, are you home?" I said over the phone, thinking the postponed match had finally been fixed.

"No dear that's why I called. I called to inform you that I will be attending charismatic meeting today, Chioma coerced me..." She explained.

Hearing the word "charismatic" I knew show was over.
Then she dropped the bombshell.

"So I don't think we can see again"

I was dumbfounded. What has taken over Stephanie? Did she visit the chapel? Did she meet a priest? confession?... Well I shrugged off the thoughts.

Back into Joy's room, the preaching session was still on.

"Brethren, immoral life doesn't pay... The more you sin, the farther you are away from grace... "

I managed to stay until the end when they said their concluding prayer and left; I also left for my hostel shortly after.

The time was 6:50 PM, the Sun was already at the finish line of its 12hours long relay race, the Moon stood at the other end of the sky waiting to receive the baton.

My room was dimly lit, by the twilight. Thank goodness I had packed my things earlier on. I just lay on the bed, switched on my data and checked my social media apps.
As if I had not seen enough surprises, what I saw on bbm stung my consciousness.
I checked my bbm feeds page and it happened that Ada updated her status some minutes ago. Her status read:

"Live at the adoration ground. Heavenly race is PH"

By "PH" she meant per head and she added some smileys that expressed her feelings - she was happy.

I switched off my data, lay on my bed again in reminiscent of the day's event - it seemed like a movie. More like a food for thought.
The problem is how long would it take to digest.




THE END.


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Literature / Re: My Last Day In School (complete story) by socially4fun: 8:10pm On Aug 07, 2015
Sleep flew back in after about thirty minutes and without any further negotiations, we agreed terms and recorded another two hours long colabo on my bed studio.

I woke up around the hours of eight and decided to pray. Every Christian is expected to pray every morning ain't it? I knelt down on my bed with my head resting on the wall, I began praying. During the prayer session, in a bid to be more comfortable, I rested my head on my other pillow and immediately, Clara's scent penetrated my nostrils.

-Clara wasn't in my first team, she was in the feeder team.-

Clara was the immediate younger sister to Stephanie. She had spent the night with me a couple of days ago and of course we had sxx.

Thoughts of Clara alone distracted me from my prayers, my mind raced through all the happenings few nights back on that very bed - my supposed temple. I didn't know how to pray again. Lord forgive me.

The next next 2hr:30mins saw me getting ready for my romantic adventure.
2hr:30 mins? Yes because I had to pack my things, tidy the room and get set for the journey to Lagos the next day.

I don't sxx girls in their hostel because of prying eyes and poking noses, I respect my dignity. But due to the fact that my school was in her annual long second semester break, many students had traveled, leaving only final year students (and few other students who weren't in final year but loitered like lions around school environ seeking for whom to devour) in and around campus; I decided to go do the visiting.

Steph's hostel was closer than Ada and Joy's, it was the second hostel in the street opposite mine and about 5 minutes walk; so I decided to start with her.

As expected, her hostel was scanty and silent.

Knock.. Knock..

"Who's there." Steph answered.

Her voice was very soft and inviting.

"It's your landlord, your rent expired six weeks ago." I joked.
Actually her rent had expired.

"I know it must be you social, I would single out your voice in a million voices" she replied as she opened the door and hugged me into a warm embrace. I felt the water melons, they weren't in confinement.

Steph was looking hotter on her bum short and braless top. The bum short expectedly revealed her fresh fair laps. The top she wore revealed her navel, showing how her hips protruded, the image that faced me was a beauty to behold. I had more view of her backside as she turned to lead the way into her room. Her batty was round, bulging and bigger than I had preconceived. This sight sent series of impulses to my brain, and the grey matter immediately made a resolution to spend the rest of the day with Steph. Not considering Ada and Joy. - Dictatorship.

Steph served me the concoction she had just prepared, the food was far from delicious but I managed to finish it. I had to finish the food, not doing so would greatly jeopardize my chances of getting her laid. I couldn't risk it.

"Social how's the food."
She had the nerves to ask, didn't she taste it?

"I think you should open a restaurant" I lied.

That would be bad business for her. The federal government would shut it down after five working days.

"The food is just the way I like it" I lied again.

We sat on her mattress and were chatting about how my project defense went and how her's was postponed because the external supervisor, a professor from another university traveled abroad and her HOD wouldn't call for another. She then stood up, went straight to the four feet mirror hanging on the wall and was lining her eyebrows.

The discussion ended for some seconds when I approached her and began commenting on her beauty.

"Stephie, what's the name of that thing you're putting on your eyelashes, I can help with that you know." I said in a sexy deep voice.

I was barely an inch away from her and my pelvic region was already in contact with her batty. She must have noticed how close I was to her but she didn't resist. Good! less stress.

From behind, I planted a kiss on her neck but she didn't respond, pretending not to have noticed.

"I need to do more to get her in the mood" I thought to myself.

Then I used my left hand, to gently caress her navel region and my right on her laps simultaneously and complemented the pleasure with kisses around her neck. That did the magic. She then turned facing me, putting her hands over my shoulders and I kissed her gently on her lips and she responded.

Game on!

The kissing became so passionate as I carefully led her away from the mirror to the opposite wall just adjacent the mattress. She was leaning against the wall as the kissing frequency increased dramatically. Steph was good.

I was about unclading her when her phone rang. The kissing stopped abruptly.

"Hello! Chioma what's up..." She answered.
l knew Chioma, she was her project partner and also my friend's ex before their relationship turned sour just after she became a devoted charismatic member.

Steph ended the call with a deep sigh of disgust

"What's the problem sweetie?" I asked, showing concern.

"Chioma just called to inform me that my project supervisor wouldn't sign our work unless I was present, and she said I should be there within the next 30minutes" She explained.

The romantic ambience in the room vanished completely before I could bat an eyelid.

"Damn! Wtf! Why now?" I said in my thoughts.

"sweetie, it's all for good, you need to get your work signed else you wouldn't have the support of your project supervisor during defense." I advised.

Within 5 minutes she was dressed up. I never knew ladies could dress up this fast.

We both left her hostel walking towards the road looking for bike.

"Okada, school gate" I yelled, flagging one bike down.

"What time will you be back?" I asked her, not losing all hope.

"Before 5 PM" she replied almost immediately, knowing fully well that we had an unfinished business.

"Okay no qualms, just ping me."

"Okay dear, bye." she said as the bike zoomed off.

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Literature / Re: My Last Day In School (complete story) by socially4fun: 12:13am On Aug 07, 2015
jhuzcoyle:
nice start
Thanks bawse!
Literature / Re: My Last Day In School (complete story) by socially4fun: 11:15pm On Aug 06, 2015
dimexilux:

Anytime.
Literature / My Last Day In School (complete story) by socially4fun: 10:56pm On Aug 06, 2015
The sound of footsteps emanating from the staircase in the cold calm morning woke me up from sleep.

"tkshh!.. tkshhh!.. tkshh!"

The sound became even louder as the person descended sluggishly. I was still mentally bargaining effortlessly with sleep in a somnolent negotiation, when the sound of the footsteps changed abruptly into an irritating high-pitched continuous screech, as the feet of the person swept along on the floor of the hallway on a hard-soled footwear; and away sleep flew swiftly through the window even before the person was midway through the corridor.
This got me upset, but I wouldn't be up yet.
I wasn't sure if the screeching was responsible for my annoyance or the fact that Nkechi didn't come to spend the night with me as she promised.

I suspected the former. Why would someone foot-drag on a tiled floor sparsely dispersed with grains of sharp sand? Imagine the irritating screech! Some people don't have conscience, but this person in particular is heartless, inconsiderate, inhumane, cruel, wic... wait a second, what if it was an involuntary act. Yeah! it should be, considering the drowsiness induced by the early morning cold weather.
So it turned out the latter was the cause of my resentment.
How could Nkechi disappoint me? Well, that was her problem not mine. After all I've sxxed her on several occasions. However, I wasn't satisfied. I wanted more. The better the sxx, the more one tends to seek it. Isn't it? Or was I being promiscuous?


I had no clue of how young the morning was, I needed my phone to check time.
My eyes weren't useful. The room was deep dark, not even a glimmer of light. I groped around on the bed with my left hand for my phone. As I tapped randomly on the mattress, I felt my Samsung galaxy phone on the left edge of my bed, the battery was without breath - thanks to FIFA 14 - so I groped further until I found my torch light phone inside the shallow narrow gutter that formed between my mattress and the wall.

"The time is Five twenty-five",
The Nokia phone announced in a robotic female voice.

5:25 AM was too early a time for me to start my day, I was done with every rigorous school activities and thus needed more sleep time.

I still lay down on the bed, heedlessly staring at the dark as my mind raced through different thoughts of how best to spend my last day in school.

They say the best time to plan is in the early hours of the morning, as articulation is higher. I couldn't agree more, as I have already come up with a very crafty plan on how best to carry out my last but not least romantic escapade.

Someone would to have to make up for the lonely night. Actually more than one. Ada, Joy and Stephanie were enlisted in my "to-do" list.

I can't possibly sxx all three, in a space of 8 hours, no, I'm not a Stallion; and besides, I needed to conserve a substantial amount of energy for my journey to Lagos the next day. To worsen the situation, i had heavy loads to convey. Unless I want to carry out a haphazard job.
A football analogy popped into my head.
So I finally settled for two, the other person would be on the bench just incase any of the players can't play the match due to: injury, suspension, away on international duties, didn't pass late fitness test therefore not match fit, or any other unforseen circumstance.

-A nice contingency plan I thought to myself.-

Who would be on the bench? Who would be sidelined for another? My first team can only accommodate maximum of 2 players. Steph, Ada, or Joy? I was in a romantic trilemma. They all shared similar features: Slim and tall, busty, well curved and medium-sized batty - not extra large, and of course beautiful facial expression. I was meticulous in scouting them among the multitude of campus girls. They weren't the most beautiful neither were they the classiest nor the "creamiest" girls on campus. However, I was very content having them in my "team". The fact that their wage bill was relatively negligible was the icing on the cake.


The trilemma I was faced with can be analogized to having to pick between Arjen Robben, Eden Hazard and Neymar Dos Santos jnr for two available slots. Even the likes of Jose Mourinho, Pep or Arsene Wenger would be perplexed.

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Politics / Re: You and your posts... by socially4fun: 7:03pm On Aug 03, 2015
Always be mindful of your privacy settings on social network. You don't know who might be watching. I think the said post visibility was public.
Politics / Re: How Jonathan Transformed The Refineries.... Setting The Record Straight by socially4fun: 7:29pm On Aug 02, 2015
MaziOmenuko:
I maintain that nothing was wrong with our refineries all these while. I was at warri refinery for a minor maintenance work late last year and it was functioning fine, refining oil at 80% capacity.

The truth remains that nnpc was refining our local crude and circulating it as part of imported crude and paying subsidy to themselves. If they refine 2mill litres per day and get N45 per liter as subsidy fee, do the math and discover how much Denziani and co were robbing us of per day!


Thieves!

You cannot find this news in the "controlled" media. Good one maziOmenuko. Change is here.

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Politics / Re: We Now Have Capacity To Eliminate Boko Haram - Buhari by socially4fun: 8:54pm On Aug 01, 2015
We have long been waiting for the THUMB CRUSH.
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption: Buhari’s First Suspect Won’t Find It Funny, Says Adesina by socially4fun: 8:28pm On Aug 01, 2015
By the way sef, last I checked, a conscience free of guilt fears no accusation. I just hope this probing will be unbiased and won't be politicized.
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption: Buhari’s First Suspect Won’t Find It Funny, Says Adesina by socially4fun: 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2015
Good one! irrespective of the party.
Celebrities / Re: Omg!! Will You Allow Your Secretary Dress Like This To Work by socially4fun: 8:16pm On Aug 01, 2015
depends on the job

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