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leemah4u:
wen I be dey think say I get paddy, make u sef wait make dem break ur head and legs and electrocute u but dem no go kill u sha o, kontunu

Oya ma binu alhaja...mo sha ti jawonbe

Emmaczee:
I trust you bro. U cant fit do such a thing.

Yea bro...dats d way we roll like egg roll.

Emmaczee:
*in Genifer's voice*
Whatever!
Howdy bro?

I dey bro...u n damiesan jez go since.

Nah wah o...how many hours u dey go sef?!

Well I done open 1 sofdoc hotel sha...in case u guys wanna go again.
Its free!!!

leemah4u:
best interest my foot, u and electronzeez come dey plan to kill my boo and u call dat my interest abeg if na play make u stop am

No ooo...kill keh?!

We jez wan break hin head and legs and electrocute am...dats all.

Buh since u no like am...me don jawonbe.

Ahmed4002:
none. its just true love between us

Hmmm

U sure?
Ok o

erisegun:
y u jus lyk to dey spoil ma Good name eh Na wa4 u o

Wetin I talk nah?!

I jez dey ask Zeez question o

Ahmed4002:
I dey here. Well done azeez

Sofdoc is that your plans.

No nah zeez suggest am o.

Me ke?!!

*raises both hands*

Ahmed4002:
Haha. Leemah4U will gladly accept that. Our booship no be here.

Abeg jez introduce me 2 ur e baba.

leemah4u:
To All A15 family, sucha wonderful family am so happy to be part of dis great family forward ever.

Electronzeez
Doublezero7
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Erisegun
ChidexSmokey
Sleekyonyx
Pinkiepetite
Smilingjimmy
SparkleRed
Tolustx
Sofdoc


Too many people to remember, love u all

U r welcome luv...backwards never!

leemah4u:
To all Akokites in da building

Sofdoc
Femolala001
ChidexSmokey
Luchiana1
Clans
Leemah4u
Tunbebes
Misspetit

Dis space for us, May da Lord continue to bless us

Oshey paddy mii...ur head dey thr!

leemah4u:
paddy u of all people eyan titan ni aye o

No be so paddy me...I jez want d best 4 u.

U shld know I have ur best interest in mind.

Electronzeez:
Really

EXplain that

Lolz...I meant enraged Oga mii.

Nah one conductor use the word 4 me.

Sofdoc e hotel!

All e couples are wlcome to lamba!





Uh la la!

Jez in case 1333 z still open...

I dedicate this to the e boo who won't break my heart.

I luv u in advance

4got p1333 z a landmark sef.

Pls who z d landmark announcer o!

richybanky:
Follow ur mind bro

*mind static, confused, stands still*

DamiEsan:

What is z it dear?!
Missing ur boo already?!

richybanky:
Just do d needful tin bro

Which z?

pinkiepetite:
chidexsmokey

Like seriously?

An akokite? How am I in the dark abt all dis.

I'm enraged right now!

Dis union z not certified till electronzeez n chidexsmokey c me or any oda akokite.

Electronzeez:
you must have worded this shabby flattery in french shey?

I don't understand all dis big English Oga mii.

Can we pls speak yoruba?

Electronzeez:
o dele ku olo baku, se gbigbe lo fe ni abi tutu?

Shege na ologun ika...e get juju no be small.

Yeepaaa!

Bobo yen strong gaan niyen.

Oya...hired!!!

pinkiepetite:
sebi?

U can't lie my dear.
Who z zeez boo sef? She z very lucky 2 have hooked up wif Mr. Cambridge.

rhema9898:
Don't Love to later Hate.

Are u kidding me?!!!

Can u guys remember this babe?

Well, if they don't. I do! N I missed u.

BTW, I'm kinda in the market

richybanky:
I tried my best bro, bt am totally lost wen dey started speaking in ibo lang kingphilip sef Bleep u up

Omg!!!

I can't take this news anymore...I can't be with someone who z cheating on me and I can't be single either!

I'm standing on the railings of the third mainland bridge, arms open wide, staring at my schools senate building, trembling feet, wet eyes, heavy heart.
Water below me, I can't swim, do I jump?!!!

Electronzeez:
wary not about leemah, i go marry her to someone else. Shegun get jax, make e no logun

Ok...buh shey shegun fit unjazz her sha?!

Cos dat jazz z outta dis world, so tey if Ahmed4002 say make she go service in d next 3 years.
She go jez say...no p.

richybanky:
Am sorry bro, take heart

Fanks bro...buh honestly I'm disappointed in u.
U 4 stop dem nah...even if nah to pour acid on top d guy...u go jez make sure say e no touch my bae!

pinkiepetite:
gwed lawd! must I always check a dico wen u talk?

I respect you o

I tire ooo. I jez can't kip up wif dis queens English...I dey open dico, open bible join again.

Electronzeez:
jungle justice should be the best.

Lets do it this way i brake his head you take care of his leg.

Gud idea, we fit call erisegun 2 break his balls and kingphilip 2 use some Philip electronics to electrocute him.

Buh nah my paddy leemah4u I dey pity now...she z so in luv

kingphilip:
n the jazz work

She provoked me yesterday I beg ha to say yes n she rebuffed me na im I shaperly dust my bum bum go meet am

Nah my own IFA work...nah wetin I dey tell u.

Wen u sef no go pay beta money and perform better ritual.

U walk naked for midnight 4 market square like me to bring dat yes our of her mouth?!

richybanky:
U mean btw lagmostkuit & ronald4lif
If dat is wat u ar referring to, I tink it would be much better if any of dem should narrate wat happened on dat beautiful/lovely day to u cus is more like a super story to me or let me call it seasonal movie

*sobs*

kingphilip:
nafdac abi sofdoc this is d eyewitness account of what transpired that nyt while u were away

Chicos!

Misspetit ooooooooooooooo.

Where art thou?!!!

Electronzeez:
i de do electrical short cut if that is what you mean.

Na true he stingy, e nede roja me shingbai.

D guy sef ehn...wetin we fit do to hin case?