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donnypool: Please the almighty Nigerians should pliz advise me... I must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen... What should I do My picture is attached

1stola: ^
Hopeless clueless illiterate that has just been editing ppl's post
Bulldoza has exposed you
useless gayniàn
Fuckìng retardèd wànker
go and fück yourself or better still, your whôre mother or slut sisters.
hopeless gaynïan

donnypool: Why can't I be the man my mother is?

donnypool: Please Help!! My birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory... What should I do?

donnypool: My name is Kwame and I need help real bad... I know we Ghanians stink and we cannot be compared to Nigerians in any way but pliz can I be admitted in one of your mental homes... I need to run away from this bull Mastiff that calls himself my Dad

donnypool: smh, for my family

donnypool: I hope I die as my gay ass hurts... My Dad was hard on me tonight...

donnypool: Who knows the best mental home in Ghana... I need to take my Dad there... He wants to expand my gay ass...

donnypool: Who knows the best mental home in Ghana... I need to take my Dad there... He wants to expand my gay ass...

donnypool: Just had sex with my Dad... My ar.se.hole hurts... I'm from a fu'cked up family

donnypool: Please help I keep bleating

spikesC: when do we laugh

donnypool: I am the son of a miserable goat

chrisbaba1: [size=15pt]That does not look like a bomb though. IED are usually much larger and concealed. Maybe its just one hausa boy who doesnt understand english

Police : Na bomb be this?

Hausa : yohwa

Police : Dem send you abi?

Hausa : yohwa, Oga Send me.

Police: You are under arrest

Hausa : *smiles*.........Yohwa

Now he is in handcuffs looking like WTF just happened? But i thought we were gisting??
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donnypool: that was a sarcastic statement. did you see quote?

I need to go back to nursery school

all4naija: Please, jail him without wasting tax payer money to prosecute him. Can we really trust our police? That is one thing I am skeptical of. Brainwashed fool!

donnypool: so many illiterate in nigeria.

typical nigerian graduate. "Ghanian economy is stronger than Nigeria's because 1$=3 CEDI"

educational system has failed us

uzoexcel: religion Islamic Clerics once said the earth was flat and anyone who disproved it was termed a heretic...thanks to science for disproving that fact

Youngsage: Some of us find the Bible difficult to
comprehend and tag it as complicated.
On the other hand, some of us feel we
know the Bible inside out. Well, this
article lists down some Bible fun facts
that will challenge our knowledge of the
Bible.

The Bible is a unique book, as there
hasn't been a book like this ever written
before. Written over a period of 1500
years, it has been written over 40
generations by over 40 authors, from
different walks of life like poets,
fishermen, kings, shepherds, peasants
and scholars, under the inspiration of
the Holy Spirit. This shows how God
does not call the equipped, but equips
the called.

Well, we all know that the
Bible is the best selling book of all
times, having sold about 6 million
copies, in over 2000 languages and
dialects, however, do we know that…

the Bible is the most shoplifted book in the
world?

More Bible Fun Facts


Old and New Testament Facts…

• Did you know the word Bible comes
from the Greek word Biblia,
meaning; books. No wonder it's
called the Bible: it's a collection of
66 wonderful books!

• Did you know the Bible contains
773, 693 words and 3,566,480
letters. Reading them all aloud
would take a person approximately
70 hours!

• The Old Testament has 39 books,
while the New Testament has 27
books, bringing the total to 66. Of
the 27 books of the New Testament,
the Apostle Paul wrote 14 books
(more than half) of the New
Testament.

• The Bible contains 1189 chapters.
The word 'testament' means
'contract' or 'covenant'.
The old testament was written in
Hebrew.
The new testament was written in
Greek.


First and the Last...
• The first three words in the Bible
are 'in the beginning'.

• The first five books of the Bible,
referred to as the Pentateuch were
written by Moses.

• The last word in the Bible is 'Amen'.


Longest and the Shortest...

• The shortest book in the Bible is 3 John with just one chapter
containing 14 verses and 299 words.

• 2 John happens to have just one
chapter with 13 verses, but the
total number of words are 303.

• The shortest verse in the Bible is
John 11: 35, 'Jesus wept'.

• The longest book in the Bible is
Psalms.

• The longest verse is Ester 8:9
containing 90 words.

The longest word in the Bible is
Mahershalalhashbaz (Isaiah 8:1).

It's going to be a problem for those
with fear of long words!!!

••••

Omooba77: As part of moves to sanitise the building and construction industries to minimise building collapse and shoddy construction jobs, the Council for the Regulation of Engineering in Nigeria, COREN, has stressed the urgency for a law to make owners of buildings that collapse as a result of using quacks or cheap materials and kill people to be visited with capital punishment.President of the institution, Kashim Ali, likened the situation to that of medical doctors who were charged with murder if, as a result of carelessness or quackery, they cause the death of their patients.He spoke yesterday at a news briefing to herald the 23rd Engineering Assembly scheduled for August 19 and 20 in Abuja as part of COREN’s efforts to update members’ knowledge, share ideas on emerging issues in engineering and to network.Its theme is “Commercialising Engineering: An Imperative for National Development.”Noting that he was underscoring the need for a major deterrent such as death penalty for building collapse in Nigeria because they were thoroughly embarrassed by the incidence, Ali said: “We have advocated that anybody who builds a house or structure that collapses and kills people should be killed.So, if that law is there, people who are not trained will not venture into it. If somebody who is a doctor commits quackery and kills somebody, they will charge him or her for murder, but not in the case of collapsed buildings; nobody is charged.“Often, because people who have these structures always have a way around the situation, nobody deals with them. That is why we are urging the National Assembly to go a step further.”He also lamented that although COREN had been using the police to deal with the incidence of building collapse in the past, it had not had the desired impact because “we found that the people who they charged to court were only the poor people. It’s that mason who calls himself an engineer that was being taken to court. The real person who got a million naira project would not go to court.”He explained that it was to find a more capable institution to handle the situation that his organisation decided to partner with the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offence Commission, ICPC.According to Ali, their apparent fixation with quackery was because it was the greatest challenge to the engineering profession.Still in pursuance of an industry free of irregularities, COREN has ordered all registrable firms to register with it, saying it was now compulsory and any defaulter would be handed over to the ICPC.“COREN recently signed an MoU with the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offence Commission, ICPC, to prosecute people who commit infraction of COREN Act and are not on the register.“Directly connected to the above is the recent order of Council that Registry must commence the licensing of engineering firms to practise in Nigeria.“By this, it is now compulsory for the following categories of engineering firms to procure COREN licence to practice: Engineering consulting firms; engineering construction firms; engineering manufacturing/production firms; engineering maintenance and service providers; engineering inspection, testing and laboratory service firms; and vendors of engineering machineries, equipment, plants and materials, etc”, Ali said.



http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/coren-wants-death-sentence-for-owners-of-collapsed-buildings/186477/

tellwisdom: Op you are foolish boi... this cheap cars??

MRLINGTON: The heir apparent to the late Obi of Issele-Ukwu, Aniocha North Local Government Area of Delta State, Nduka Ezeagwuna, 20, has already been crowned by the community’s kingmakers. Nduka, a 300 level Chemical Engineering student of the University of Ibadan, is however, said to be regretting his inability to celebrate with his father, Henry Ezeagwuna, who was due to mark his birthday on August 28, 2014.

The Obi of Issele-Ukwu, who died in an auto crash along with Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan’s aide Sunny Ofili, at the weekend, was already distributing invitation cards for the birthday ceremony to well wishers before the tragic accident. A visit to the community showed that socio–economic activities in the town has become low keyed while residents were seen in groups discussing the demise of the monarch and worried about the identity of the lady inside the car who died alongside the monarch and the governor’s aide.

The governor’s aide, on his part, was said to have been assured by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the monarch and delegates alike of representing Aniocha North state constituency in 2015, just as everything has been provided by the decease to clinch the position.

The Onishe of Issele-Ukwu, a retired judge, Justice Azomani, performed the traditional rites of sitting the young monarch on the thrown throne awaiting full coronation later. Daily Independent source disclosed on Monday that the President General of the community, Cypril Ashibogwu, has directed that the market in the town is to remain closed for 21 days and that the market is to be relocated to somewhere else. The accident victims were burnt to death, as the Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) driven by the monarch burst into flames after hitting a truck laden with granite stones (Edo FUG 238 XA) from the rear at Otulu Junction on the Benin-Asaba- Onitsha expressway. Eyewitness account said following the accident, the rear tyros of the truck were deflated and the SUV burnt beyond recognition. Tears rolled down freely as rescue team made frantic effort to extricate the burnt corpses of the monarch and the aide that were trapped in the vehicle.


Source: http://www.dailyindependentnig.com/2014/08/20-year-old-undergraduate-crowned-king-issele-uku/