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33k ke? Will you sell for 18k?

How much? Can you post pics?

I bought a T-shirt when I finished from secondary school with the inscription 'FOLLOW ME'. My step-mum almost killed me the first time she saw me wearing it, then she seized it. When my grandmum asked her what the noise was about, my step-mum told her I bought a shirt and used pen to write 'BOYS FOLLOW ME at the back. I was like, mehn, this woman can lie o.

Soon after, I went shopping for clothes to take to the university and found a pink lovely T-shirt on which was written 'BOYS ARE THE REASON I'M IN SCHOOL'. I was tempted to buy it but I remembered my step-mum so I just respected myself sharp sharp...

I also told a little boy recently to tell his mum to stop wearing him a shirt on which was written 'I AM TROUBLE'.

routledge: My wife due in march as well, we are considering El Paso as well. want her to travel January as well. you can send your email maybe we could plan together.

I have a friend who is planning this too. Can we leave contact details here?

sanniemoe: God forgive my mind but why is it only Agagu's son and his inlaws survived the crash?
This is one question question thats been bothering ma mind for hours now. Not that im questioning God's way of doing things but im just bothered. Anyone thinking same way?

The answer is simple, but I can't translate to English. Hope some Yoruba language experts will help us.

Answer - A ki n fi omo ore bo ore; o se eewo.

It's a very bad thing for a man to die and take along other people in the course of his burial. It smells like the ancient Yoruba illuminati things.

gtrust: You mean he does not have the son's cell phone number

Please pardon my ignorance but please answer the following questions:

1. What part of the original post showed that Obasanjo didn't have his son's number?
2. Did you read the part where Obasanjo was said to have commented that but his son is in Abuja? Does that show that at least he knows Gbenga's whereabout?
3. Considering Obasanjo's old age, do you think he could have just picked his phone to call his son to confirm if this son is dead?
4. How do you think Obasanjo would have felt if he had tried to call Gbenga at that time and network begins its issues?

Waiting your answers.

Afam4eva: Do you cook once a week?

I been wan ask too o

runzlord: Mtseeew get a job.

Wow! Fashola is really working. So there is now intenet facility at Home for the Mentally Challenged. But runzlord, be careful what you do with the internet access you have o so you don't forget to take your drugs like you did yesterday.

In case you are new to android phones like me, can we meet here to seek solutions to whatever challenges we may be facing, and crave the indulgence of Senior Androdians to come to our aid?

I just got a Motorola Droid 3 yesterday. After much battle and internet consultations, I was able to get it running. But I found out now that I need wi-fi to download applications from the Play Store. Is there no way to download stuffs using my internet data plan? Every good solution will be appreciated.

uchetobi: 1. yes they can cancel and book another place. as per cost go to booking.com or tripadvisor and do some research
2. dunno, but since she has no family I will suggest MIHS or Elpaso (www.doctoresparati.com) as they are cheaper, read the previous pages for more details
3. Check the Elpaso website, you can book caregivers through them
4. she is going early enough, so she shouldn't have a problem, but is she really going to pay hotel cost from Dec to April?

Thanks for your response.

The question I have always asked them too is if she will pay hotel bills from Dec to April. And I also wonder if it is advisable for a lady pregnant for the first time to stay on her own, without friends or relatives, from when she is about five months pregnant till she delivers. I'll tell her about MIHS and El Palso. Thanks.
Again, please, what if they eventually find someone who is ready to accomodate her in another part of US, can they change their destination after being given the visa?

Nice thread. Thanks to everyone who has been of great help here.
My friend is currently about 14 weeks pregnant and her hubby would like her to have the baby in the US. They have booked a tourist visa appointment for first week in October and are praying they get the visa.
The plan is to go in December, with or without her hubby, and stay till her due date which is late March 2014.
They don't have relatives or friends in the US; my friend has only been to Ghana before, though her husband was in Belgium for a visit like 2 years ago. They will be staying in a hotel in Orlando, Florida, for 21 days, after which her hubby (if he goes with her) will return to Nigeria.
They want to know:
1. After getting the visa, can they cancel their hotel booking and rent a place to stay in Florida till she delivers and returns to Nigeria? How much will that cost?
2. What good and affordable hospitals are there in Florida?
3. This is her first pregnancy. Will she be able to cope with labour and post delivery on her own? Are there caregivers, preferably Nigerians, who can assist in this regard?
4. How can she hide her pregnancy at the point of entry?

Winch don catch them. SSHD3 don dey show Chelsea match. They said they had technical problems with showing the Man City's.

Abeg, which station dey show the match?

Eseharrison: Mou U̶̲̥̅̊ shd stick t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲ D̶̲̥̅̊ ppl dat hv brot chelsea Eurpean success for D̶̲̥̅̊ past 2 yrs....


Mikel, Mata, Torres....

That's what I think the issue is. Mou doesn't seem to know anything about team spirit and team connection. He puts players on line up randomly. I think he should have a first 11 team that their spirits connect and who even when they don't win, we'll be sure they gave their best. I feel a kind of disconnection among the players and it will continue to affect their games until it's rectified or until they get over it. And it seems to have come with Eto's entrance. #talkingpsychology#

solidhomes: Please don't forget to give your username and password to your friend so he/she can paste your obituary pics here; and if no obituary pictures, venue of your burial will do. Jose Mourinho and Frank Lampard will be glad to pay your family a condolence visit.

Now you don't have to commit suicide. Now I know you were sure of what you were saying. I take back my words. Up Basel!

franchizy: I will comit suicide if Chelsea win today. I hate Chelsea wit passion cos Chelsea fans and Jose are noise makers

Please don't forget to give your username and password to your friend so he/she can paste your obituary pics here; and if no obituary pictures, venue of your burial will do. Jose Mourinho and Frank Lampard will be glad to pay your family a condolence visit.

luvola: laughing and rolling on the floor.. Nairalanders KNOW go kill me here o...chaiiiiiiiiiiiii

'KNOW' kill us with your gbagaun too oooo...

Dj hack: Wu told u bro The true blues ar winning#

I know only one Blue...

Clear frustration on Mikel's face. He's really given his best in this match.

It's just not a blue day...

Life goes on mehn...

Are you confirmed pregnant? If yes, I think you need to stay off sex for a while. If you are pregnant, it's better you share your situation with a doctor. Seeing blood while pregnant is not a good sign and the earlier you know the cause and treatment, the better.

luvola: He told journalists that he was questioned in Lagos and in Benin, revealing that HE RETURNED TO BENIN BY ROAD with three armed security men.

So they could not even fly him back to Benin! I like that anyway. Make the air trip no go sweet am so tey he go wan enjoy am again come go act Wesley Snipes for another aircraft.

Baybe: You beat me to it.

Plus 20 pcs of pepper? For just one hungry man size indomie? Na death be that o

Lmao!

That poster is a joker. 5 onions, 20 pieces of pepper, pork, catfish, etc.

Impossican'tble!

Thanks for your responses. I use an Airtel sim so that gives me one advantage on the android devices. But what if in the nearest future they go the way of Mtn and others? I forgot to mention that battery life is important too. So based on all these, I'll appreciate more responses or even suggestions different from my list.

Please can someone tell me the right phone for someone who is a constant user of the internet - emails, social media, research materials downloads, and all related? I am planning to change my phone within a few days and has the option to choose between the following:
1. Nokia E6 or a Nokia Lumia
2. Blackberry Q5
3. Samsung S2/3
I intend to use the BB data plan on whichever of the phones I get, so the ultimate aim is to get a data friendly phone. Thanks.

Wale112: 20 minutes added

Huh? My TV showed 13mins was added. Are u watching from Jupiter?

There are vacant rooms in a bungalow in Alagbado. The rooms are six in number, three on each side, with a passage. One bathroom, toilet, a store, and a kitchen.
We are looking at letting out the 6 rooms to just one person, or let out 3 rooms each to 2 tenants who will both share the toilet, bathroom and kitchen.

miketonic: anything that involve death and cemetry... it turns me on...lol i dont know what is wrong with me... even looking at this picture makes me wanna do the do..lol

There is a name for your sickness, it's called Necromania. See a doc asap!

I understand your situation, but I will suggest that you look deep within yourself to discover what else you can do to create a job for yourself. Think about what you have passion for, then develop on it. It could be something as simple as loving to cook, organising events, public speaking, writing, designing hair, clothes or shoes, etc. Today's Naija does not give room for people to wait to be employed, rather, seek for ways to create employment for people too.
And in case you are one of the few people who would prefer to be employees, then consider finding places to do volunteer jobs, and from doing so, doors may open to you.
I wish you the best.