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JoeCutie:
Da phuck?!
He needs to write Uniben Post UTME first.

dang mahn! heil naw! kids only three years old!

methinks shes trying to get the attention of sango (the yoruba thunder deity)

Brugo:
Lol. Looking for love?

Create the conditions for love and you'll see ladies professing their love for you. Among humankind, parental love is the most likely to be unconditional. Others have terms and conditions.

ahem! bros are we talking about the same country here?

this wan na yansh? come to my hood and se what great things baba did here!

Nwulia:
I will feel bad and walk away.

will you marry me? i promise to never slap you! ever!

it is nor good o! see how you guys jux bitchslapped op's hardwork! op my nizzo, nor vex, post another thing we haff see this wan b4 b5!

Shortyy:
everything's f9? no future at all

hmmm... shortyy orv laif! ahem, is it safe to assume that when that result is combined with yours, there still is no future?

Nneka123:
That's op waec result

Well No! for the sake of my future Children.

and there i was thinking yours would make up for op's genetic flaws! well u're better safe than sorry!

Orobosadavis:
how many wrap, can you eat, just be honest, mine is 5, if better hungry hold me, na like 9..

JoeCutie:
Looking at those wraps, that's #20 fufu. One guy in my lodge, consumes twelve wraps of #50 fufu and still soaks garri afterwards. I'm not exaggerating here. His name is Albert. He eats eight to ten "Super Pack"indomie alone. He doesn't eat with plate, he eats directly from pot.
If Albert comes to your room, there's nothing like, "Guy, come and join me". Na your death you dey find, cos he go chop all your food & drink join. Well...not as if he'll not come. Whether or not you ask him to join you is irrelevant. He'll join you anyway.
Me, I can only finish three wraps of that #20 own.

Orobosadavis:
how many wrap, can you eat, just be honest, mine is 5, if better hungry hold me, na like 9..

there is a nephew of mine i would like albert to give summer coaching! kid only drinks cocao

delishpot:
Op, you carried an ashie or a random ashie just attacked you? I dont get it, nor vex biko try explain it to me.

Dude read nao! abi ya english teacher divorce you for kindergarten? shuo!?
to imagine that 50 co-subarus actually like ya post smh!

possibilita:
Evrybody in this thread r idiots,d guy asked a question on what he observed bcoz he saw dat most fone especially d old chinko touch screens responds to anything even water but d latest ones don't except fingers and u guys starts typing rubish.if u don't know jst write "I was here,first to comment,jst passing,seen,etc." And leave not show y ur brain responds foolishly to good questions.

bro aswear, the thing taya me to no end! they just dey carry on like animaniacs!

mhizpeaarl:
hehe I Dnt bribe oo

yeah, sure, you dont! we believe you!

'bout la post tho, first off half of the girls posting mafia movie lines here would do nothing but breakdown, cry and then phone their husbands! the other half, might go the tooth and nail battle path, well as for me, i will only ask for details, take my child to the ER and then on home.
its at this point that i will have y'll know that having read me some von clausewitz, i favor the "annonymity is king" concept!

kufjones:
Posted same picture bout two weeks ago but never made front page....moderators there is God ooo

@Mhizpeaarl has bribed them wiv kilishi and swag!

mhizpeaarl:
aww y nw....dear

sweets, it is what it is, just a phase it'll pass! havent been on the look out tho! maybe its cuz i've been cray busy lately!

kimco:
Hahaha, solodox I hope you stay around. Would be nice to have you around.

trust me bawse this dude aint going anywhere! i dey here like say them seal me join nairaland!

kimco:
Hahahah, you guys have put the fear of God in this young man ooo.

Okay question for y'all. This thing bothered me plenty. If the weakness of sage obito was sage powers, why did the sage seal by hashirama not hold him, yet naruto's rasen sage shuriken bled him?

Whoever wants to try should try.

Me, fear? No sir! The circumstances surrounding this particular war Bro are just not worth my time! i'll have u read some von clausewitz! The ultimate use of power sometimes is to not use power!

kimco:
Lol but I want war. They already know that I live for e battles

i guess this is the part where i borrow some of that fine sand that gara uses for defence, grab me some nicely buttered popcorn and a coke that doesnt have a 'share with' wrapper! this might be entertaining!

pneumaticos:
Bro,stop arguing with a lost soul

shikena!

kimco:
Hahahahahahahhaha. I want to believe it's cos u were a newbie that's why they ganged up on u alil. One guy said ur blood is "gan" or something. I know they'll have mercy on me, won't you, guys?

Okay o! Buh sic vic pacem, para bellum!

kimco:
Flawed logic firestar. Expected better from you seriously.

There are a thousand and one things in this world that we enjoy yet cannot do. Does it mean we can tell the good from the bad? Should I know how to draw a manga before I can critique it? I'm dissappointed in you for that comment.

oh you went and did it! now her calvary are surely gonna come get you!

moxygunshot:
nooooo........put thd fu**ing mask back...its only fun when mystery is involved

thats the exact same line i screamed when i saw it too! Why kishi? Why...

mhizpeaarl:
lol vmcuz love is beautiful haha.. N myb ur inlove

sure love is the greatest... but d boy is solo!

mhizpeaarl:
love z beautiful dtc y haha

Pearl dear... iam as single as the number 1!

firestar:
...and lest I forget, the largest Comic Con in Sub-Saharan Africa will take place on the 18th and 19th of September.

Otaku members, good news! The best manga and anime will be available so bring your data and power banks with you. Cosplay too. _{Please dress decently for all that's holy. other regions will be watching. .. and I'll be damned if we're not Original}

WHERE

firestar:
No battle.
This is a strictly Naruto thread please.
Here's a link:

https://www.nairaland.com/73091/naruto-shippuden-versus-new-bleach

You cool with that?

well he has to be cool with that... if he doesnt want a shinra beat-down from the calvary... am jus saying nio!

JayTheWebExpert:
Lol!! mainlt for office & home use bro.

.ok bro thanks for the info!

JayTheWebExpert:
this1 in the pix is the1 i use at home.

was hoping it'd be something i can put in my laptop bag...!

dgeepat:
Lord plzzz hlp ha to b untouched wen dey find ha.

amen o!
cuz if i be one of her captors heen! she seff go know say i don fall in love!

TEGA22222:
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op! you forgot to put 'artificial yellow pawpaw' after entrepreneur and singer!