₦airaland Forum

Arbiola:
Don't lie i'm handsome......

shoro niyen?

Xcex:
Tell d man say osun worker hav nt bin paid n dere are plenty mud houses fild wit poor pple in his village ooo, if him dey show off.

shey him relate with aregbesola ni? abi you know any of him relative wey dey live for mud house?
bro na him money! if you didnt help him make it please dont tell him how to spend it!

jimohibrahim:
You're kidding Right?

hanhan this thing don tey nao! op sef post stale ish like say na bikini shot!

Dorrobucci:
When i did mine, it wasn't announced like this

dont mind them jare... na envy!




or the fact that when you did ya own it was 50naira aganyin beans with 100naira bread you gave out!

WhatDoYouMean:
Please, what do you guys make of this?

its not even hers seff saw this in a book of quotes some years back! google the words they should come up! i guess she feels its applicable to her situation!

thats not vengance jor! my advice to you and everybody that used the tweak! when you wanna load up on airtime, buy amounts you wont mind losing just incase they decide to pull an mtn on you!

yahx:
Best way to die fro that lady who never appreciate your effort

will somebody konk some sense into that idjit's brain?

oya dispute that wan na!

generaliy07:
We've "renewed our license", its no longer expired, we are going to re fire

In unity we'll achieve more as a Nation, imagine what we'll achieve if we can deal with corruption, ethnic hatred/bigotry.

Hausas are good when it comes to Agriculture, Yorubas do well in Trade and Education, the Igbos are innovative, if only we could forget our differences and forge a new National spirit

It is well

Meanwhile, read part three of the Diary of the village boy, A night of SHOCKS, get your Shock-resistant-Vest on before reading, lol

https://samueliyanu./2015/07/02/diary-of-a-regular-village-boy-3-the-evening-of-shocks/

funny!

modskiller:
[size=15pt]that awkward moment when the OP's MB don finish[/size]

when the upload is still at 42%

fendorf:
Place order for forever multi macca.it will solve the problem.call 07064696356

thats the hustle! no time!

ochejoseph:
Japheth Omojuwa a Social Media activist took to Twitter few hours ago to show how Nigerians view the economy in contrast to how General Buhari sees it.
A US based News site (Bloomberg) had lambasted the Nigerian President for his inability to form a government, it specifically queried the failure of the President to appoint a Finance Minister at a time when low oil prices is forcing the economy into recession.
Although the President had claimed he Met an empty treasury such claims have been rubbished by governors of his own party the (APC) who had a fore knowledge of the $ 5 Billion NLNG tax and $1.2 Billion left by President Jonathan in the Excess Crude Account before leaving office.



But is the economy as bad as Buhari and Omojuwa wants us to believe?

SOURCE : http://tsuntsumediaservices..com/2015/07/japheth-omojuwa-social-media-activist.html

some guys are just evul!

omg! dear op, i rebuke every expression of darkness in ya life! may you cease to be the mouthpiece of the devil! ni oruko Jesu!
if you would kindly put that ya preety brain to work and think back to when gej was one month in office, what was the milestone project he could boast about?

HungerBAD:
Total wealth $1800? okay, i know i hate corruption and give Kudos to this man. But living like this as the President of any country in the world is borderline "MADNESS"

And to still drive a "TORTOISE CAR" just absolutely shut me up.

Good point... And that, class, is why nigeria will fail!
Jose has simply ilustrated that one can live a good life without an arsenal of private jets! And when was the last time that his convoy suffered a bomb attack? Oh wait he doesnt have a convoy! Because he is enlightened!

datalossvictim1:
Aawww she looks so pretty and chic!

Okay i've seen sarcasm, but this babe takes it to a whole new high!

firestar:
Hehe.

It's out y'all. This is what happens when one gets impatient and assumes whatever. Now Kishimoto, true to his nature, shoves all those assumptions 7 feet under.

Go read, and figure.

I am begining to like you! Therefore, you just made genin in my books!

I didn't know God supports cheating

This is a girl! Aswear a girl posted this!

mhizpeaarl:
so hilarious Na by force lol Plus What's the word you saw first... That's what u will hv first.. Mhiz peaarl saw............ Power 1st and Intelligence my first two..... Then Money.....

Love!!! Why in the world would i see love first

heykims:
Kafayah dey bleach inside Ramadan fha!

Heen o fi so awe mole ni!

daisyella:
.....and she's supposed to be a role model. smh

You consider kaffy a role model! !

agarawu23:
na person bf/husband be this o

Bros this one looks more like person gf/wife o!

firestar:
Word.

Time and time again, peeps will bleach the markings off Naruto's whiskers and think it'll be in one piece. ..

Seriously. It's not funny.

True that! I mean its called Naruto information! not one piece, bleach, or whatever other anime you guys are touting!
if your one piece so great, which from the bit i have seen it is not, kindly start a one piece thread nao! lets see what comes off it! unlightened scatterbrains!

marshalcarter:
7k L L

Anyway....bros..just 1k is enough for me ooo

The joke is on them bro! Lwmmsfb!

dulux07:
Sounds like scam, but u never can tell. i will advice u to go d british airways website, use d code on d receipt confirmby tracking, n call d customer care number on d website not d one on d receipt.

yup, nacho handles all of BAs cargoes!

marshalcarter:
Go nd check ni...if na BOMB!!!!!...u're OYO

Lol about the bomb...
Its a scam alright! when u call in the morning u will be told that the package went to their abuja office and you are to send 7k or thereabouts so they can forward it to you via courier...
What i need you to do when they spin their bull is to be cool and tell them you would be glad to pay on delivery!
Thats when they'll get funny!
Go have fun! Be sure to let us know how it went.

mhizpeaarl:
happy new month dear [color=][/color][color=][/color]

Lolz... Now thats nice... Such a darling! xoxo

Mzthowxeen:
@least i tried...lol

its true seff! you should be immortalized... nor be small feat!

Vanderandrew:
5) Holla at ur boy - Wizkid
4) Yahoozee - Olumaintain
3) Do me - P Square
2) Why me - D'banj
1) African Queen - 2 face Idibia

OF ALL TIME
ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW
African queen i can condone!
the fact that you even consider the the rest to be songs at all beats the holy paths of pain out of me!

we are absolutely estatic!

OCHOdee:
Honestly, my first thought was "EYAHH" created in God's image yet chose to live a Lie!

and God be like: whose image?
me: yours sir!
and God be like: GOD FORBID!!!

patmaine:
it never decide wetin it wan be..

idiot.

on d last day. u kno say na peter hold key to heaven..


peter: dapo!!!!

dapo!!! excuse me sir. I am now Stephanie rose

peter..and you re who..we don't have ur record

dapo.. I am dapo. I changed to Stephanie rose..

peter...wat did u fall into hypo..hey Michael. lock dis one up for impersonation. ..


peter to Jesus. ...chair we have a group who we re confused about wat to do with. we don't ve dem in our record. we can't determine thr gender. race and skin color. ..wat do we do

Jesus. lock dem up. call moses wind hom up. remind him how he didn't see d promised land. and let him have them

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST. EVER!