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abeg sir, where do i go to participate?

Shortyy:
i'm sorry what?

WAEC result... will you marry...


ring a bell?

if any such panel was actually put together by the agency, then its imperative to say that they are merely seeking a way to further waste the tax payer's funds! every idiot out there knows that a vast % of our entertainers r drug users (if not abusers) but i am certain that no sane director would use actual cocaine in a music video or film for that matter, thats what props are for!
in a wrap, its either op manufactured this gist or ndlea is high on garden egg nectar!

what school in delta is this... kid looks south african to me tho!

i find the fact that you are the one who posted this amazing! you that went bankai on me the last time i asked you a question? #YeahRoight!

whats to think? they are both dry kegs, no yansh babes nao!??

pepper rested pepper tear tear! all my osun peeps make una come begin buy me beer o! salary haff show!

today! we die for this class! man must rock this koko finish!

cool story! greet ya friend for us you hear?

it haff happened o!

xreal:
wetin we dey talk-wetin solodox dey talk? is he high?

next, you will say Buhari is responsible for her predicament.

NO nao...you seff reason am! this kind op dey nigeria we nor see am call clueless!

nonycool:
Her attitude before we broke up was too rude and it gave me sleepless night. But now I can live and sleep well but only can't stop thinking about her

in a nutshell, you are still not sleeping well! did you do the ultimatum thing with her before you broke it off!? thats where you tell her to change something unbecoming with consequences if she doesnt?
and are you certain she doesnt have a new bf or gf for that matter?
be sure yar jux not wasting ya time o!

shakazuldadon:
[s]please can someone come insult this op for me..[/s].

insult kwa? have you forgotten the seed principle? make him continue nao! he get sisters i believe, and he go born too abi?

manutdadex:
tut as much! Na india dis kind mumu tin dey happen! Bollywood tinz..shori shori!

Naija babe nor go even follow near church street not unless he is aliko dangote jr.

missjenna:
Op you forgot to add that Igbo women are the most beautiful and intelligent women in Nigeria

#Igbowomenrock

Truth be told, Igbo girls are mighty fine if you ask me! Might end up making one the mrs.

Update:
m too buzy eating mai shawarma xo i'll read yhu leta

omg see lecture! na to read go do toefl remain o!

lurlah2014:
A 33-year-old Wang Ni, had allegedly been beaten by her husband Zhang, 37, then forced on a walk of shame in Yushan County, china, while he followed in his car.

Members of the public spotted Wang Ni wearing just her underwear when she was walking through traffic holding up a sign that read "I want to sell my body".

hen make she go olx nao! when no be say police finish for town! what rubbish!

Caracta:
Lmao. Can't you just ignore? I followed you here like a monitoring spirit. Go figure.

As for that little carrot, I hope it can find the hole easily.

caracta is a correct person! the guy for commit suicide if nor be you!

and them go dey cuss jonathan say him dey clueless!

jogego:
oh dear, tall girls are too tall to handle in bed what does this mean??

aswear that one nearly killed me!

nonycool:
I really need some serious advice on what to do.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend sometime this year after I observed that her attitude changed. I tried to find out what was wrong but she said nothing. After the break up i investigated to see if she have a new boyfriend but she haven't got any.
The problem that I am having now is that I can't stop thinking of her even though I have tried hooking up with other girls to replace her. I hangout alot and keep my self busy. But I can't move on. I think of her all the time even while at work. I

Please i need serious advice on how too overcome this issue as I have prayed several times about it but no avail

if what you posted here is errthang that happend, there shouldnt have been a break up in the first place! search your heart and if its justifiable i think you should get back with her! the heart wants what the heart wants! nairalanders wont be there when youre hurting!

you cant! u can make a new account tho!

6ty6ix:
if u are an African woman and can not do this (photo) dem ?

and she wear glasses too! too hawt!

JoeCutie:
And you want him to meet Albert? Fuckeeet!!!

for realz brov! you spend 24 hours with that kid, trust me youre gonna wish albert is on speed dail.

psucc:
So all NIV should find their way to the dustbin.

it was mumsy that borrowed my sister's niv one time and screamed throw this work of the devil away!

kodded:
dullard!nho you see ya life ?
while the president of cameroon is being pro active with the fight against boko haram you are busy sipping kunu in daura
...smh...

na nao them say him still dey settle into office... by the time him settle finish, bh will be addressed!

delishpot:
How did you know? Yes my English teacher divorced me for kindergarten so sad and it still hurts

Just make sure the head no fall as you dey shake am. We dont want you losing ya fine head.

why thank you! you are such a gentleman! lmao anyways good one!

like the proverbial case of tripping, falling and landing on the next door bachelor's dic.k abi?

Shortyy:
i dunno bout you, seems you have no future, but i do. now scram

guess i was right! smh!

Tobzeee:
Well this is actually my first post....well I'm about to ask for some crious advice.
In my secondary school during class, my English teacher ( fine young hot woman ) was teaching and all of a sudden made The statement in front of everyone "I like ur eyes" boom it dropped on me.
Well that. Soon became a forgotten topic... Now am in the university, guess what I still keep on getting that same comment from different girls "I like ur eyes" and I for one know one thing....I've got big eyes so pls NAIRALANDERS what do girls like in big eyes[left][/left]

if you get them to stare into them eyes with some evil luther vandros playing in the background! bad things can occur!

Brugo:
Unless you're talking about the western world. Here in Naija, love is extremely conditional. Meet up and get loved.

Henhen! now you are tapping! cuz for here na like policemen like babes!