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Before you penetrate a Lady,is it a must to cream your joystick?.....cus i try to bleep this chick but it did not enter,and she screamed so loud in the process..your advise..no insult,respect your old age ooo..

WHEN YOU ARE IN ACTION,AND SHE SCREAM PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MY BROTHER YOUR JOYSTICK IS NOT BIG...

OP THAT IGBO WEY YOU SMOKE NA CORRECT ONE, E DEY GIVE U BETA THING...

WHAT SITE CAN I DOWNLOAD INSTRUMENTAL BEAT OF AMERICAN SONG??

ProphetUdeme:
i follow you laugh o. The rate people de throw person put for hell fire now. Really baffles me

SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??

I PITY SOME PEOPLE HERE...

this is what happen to those that insult Elisha the anointed..2 kings 2;23;24...23 And he went up from there unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth youths out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, you bald head; go up, you bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tore forty and two of the youths.

chuna1985:
First of all, Lemme educate u... If u want to understand what a particular verse means, read the verses before it. Read - 1 Chronicles 16, start from chapter 8 n read to 22.

finally, ask men of God to repent.

you fool,you agent of the devil repent or you die..loose your harden heart...

Dear all i see people insulting men of God on nl whenever they post anything about them,i'm very sorry for your life.those man of God don't need to be present to hear you,there is a curse attach to it,weather at their present of not hmmm. David said don't not touch thy anointed,if you read all about David you will see where he keep telling the people about touching not the anointed of God (pastor,bishop,apostle) or any title.weather he is right or wrong, some people are good at knowing fake or original men of God,don't be a fool.who are you??my advice any man of God you see do him good,and do the right thing to him, you don't know original or fake only God knows.. (1 Chronicles 16:22 saying, “Touch not my anointed ones, do my prophets no harm!”)(Psalm 105:15 "Do not touch my anointed ones; do my prophets no harm."to obey is better that sacrifice,he that have ear let him hear...God bless you all..

Fx4Pay:
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Fx4Pay:
So you are selling your trading system, i thought its free.
ok how much?

lols your funny,if it's free it will never work it's affordable...

thanks to those that bought,enjoy don't forget to testify here.waiting...

i see people trooping for signal sorry for you,it will never make you a perfect and professional trader

so happy,one of my client who got the video, and manual, have started making profit wow am so happy...

Dear all above i have mailed you guys enjoy...

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NOBODYY:
Una just harden person up for nothing ni sha

My neighbor narrated this to me so i decided to share,I walk inside; bags of heavy groceries burden my arms and hands. From the back bedroom, I hear heavy snoring, from which I can tell is my husband. We were visiting with his sister and her husband earlier today, but ran out of a few food items for breakfast tomorrow morning, so I decided to go alone to grab some. My husband rarely sees his sister or her husband, so he begged me to go.

As I sat down the first load of groceries, a familiar voice startles me, "Would you like a hand with those?" I turn around and see John, my husband's brother-in-law. He grabs a few items from the first sack and asks me where each item goes, and I show him. Since we are alone, I decide to check him out a little as we put up groceries. He's on the taller side, 6'2, and he's a bit older than me, in his early 40's. My husband is the youngest in his family at 27, his sister being 40. I casually ask, "Where's Brittney?"

He places a bunch of bananas on the counter and replies, "She decided to turn in early. The long drive wore her out."

"Aren't you tired?" I ask.

"Not really. I'm used to driving long distances."

I smile and continue to put up the rest of the groceries, with his assistance. Walking into the living room, I plop down hard on the comfortable couch. John slides in beside me, but keeps about a foot between us. We have a rather interesting conversation about current events and our pasts, trying to keep as quiet as possible. Sometimes our voices stop long enough to hear a loud snore from one of the bedrooms before continuing our conversation in low, excited whispers.

By now we've moved closer on the couch, our legs are touching and I look warily at the clock, it's already 11:45!! I yawn and stretch, quickly apologizing to John, who tells me its ok, no need to apologize. As I tense my back, in the middle of yawning, I hear his breathing start to quicken and sound more ragged. He turns his head toward me as I finish and whispers, "That was the sexiest yawn I'd ever seen."

He leans in closer to my face, and I can see the corners of his eyes crinkle (very sexy) as he smiles. I decide to take the opportunity in front of me and place a gentle hand on his shoulder, feeling his muscles tense at my touch. The combination of our proximity, your eyes, and the feel of my hand on his skin makes my panties wet with anticipation of what could happen. I didn't think it would go any further, because I know I love my husband and he loves his wife, but when he put his hand on mine, guiding it toward his waist, I wasn't so sure any more. I started to see it in his eyes that he wanted me as much as much as I wanted him at that very moment.

Deciding not to waste any more time, I lean forward, placing my lips gently against his, waiting for his to move against mine, and returning the kiss. As he did, a soft moan escaped my lips, but was almost immediately silenced by a loud snore from the bedroom startled the both of us. I jumped so far that I landed on top of him, pushing him down on the couch involuntarily.

He wraps his arms around me, pulling me closer into him. I can vaguely feel his erection poking into the side of my hip, which releases a new flood of juices into my panties. I've never been this wet before in my life! Maybe it's the forbidden aspect of it, or maybe it's the way he has been looking at me all night. I don't think my husband has ever given me a look like that in all our four years of marriage.

I slowly start to move my hips against his erection, adjusting so I'm able to place the front of my panties on the tip. I'm wearing a knee length skirt and button up shirt, which I wore to work earlier today, but haven't found the time to change out of. I pulled the bottom of the skirt up, so he can feel less material against us as my hips worked.

My breath soon became ragged, as does his, and I could tell that we are both very close to our destination. Ever since high school, I've always wanted to see a man cum in his pants or underwear, and tonight it was one of the last things on my mind until it actually happened. "I'm getting close to cumming, are you going to stop?" He asked me with a deeply lustful look in his eyes. "Not a chance, I'm close too and I'd like to cum together." "Works for me" he replied.

The circular motion of my hips slowly started to add a little pressure, pushing his erection harder against my clit, begging for the attention inside my panties. I could feel the familiar warm throb start to become more and more prominent between us and I breathlessly whispered, "I'm about to cum, you close?" He nodded a reply and pulled me in to kiss him as he thrust up against me, grunting into my mouth. I could feel my senses give way and my panties fill with the wetness of my ejaculation, then the wetness from the front of his pants start to seep through, further heightening my climax.

My skirt and panties peeled off easily, especially with the extra lubrication. Then his gym shorts and boxer-briefs followed. I stopped for a few seconds to admire his cock, it seemed to only be about 6 inches, but the width seemed perfect. Stopping short to make sure I could still hear snoring from both bedrooms, he laid me gracefully down on the carpet, putting a fleece blanket below me to prevent carpet burn.

Placing his elbows on the blanket around me, he moved his hips to place the tip of his cock right at the opening of my vagina, swaying from side to side. We enjoyed the different sensations of his movements until I decided I couldn't take it much longer. I thrust my hips upward, taking his whole cock into me at once. A low growl escaped his lips as he lowered himself on top of me, taking me into his arms. I met his thrusts with mine, finally finding a rhythm we could both enjoy.

He whispers in my ear, but I couldn't understand him because it came out half grunt, half growl, mostly. But the familiar swelling of his cock inside me indicated that he was close to another climax, and I wasn't far behind him. The feeling of the first hot jet spawned an equally successful tightening in my vagina, squeezing his cock as we both came together, basking in the feeling.

"Wow, that was amazing," he said, a hint of sleepiness in his voice.

"That it was," was the only reply I could muster.

After a small, sleepy discussion, we decided that we'll relish in the small chances we get, like the one we just had, but we'll leave it up in the air. We both love our spouses too much to let the sex complicate things, but we enjoyed it too much to quit forever.

NA WAH OOOOOO NA SO PERSON PIKIN DEY TAKE MAD

NinaNigeria:
Ndoo oo. I suspect your water was spiked. Thank God u wer not used for some evil ritual though. N b careful next time

YEAH IT WAS..

NO TIME

some ladies have chicken brain

rawpadgin:
U should be thankful the b1tch didn't chop off ur head

yeah that true...buh my hard earn money is gone....

edward1984:
Good for you and good for her. It's a doggy dog world, power goes to the beast with the sharpest teeth

is on fair bro it can happen to anybody...

Vinshu:
It is your punishment.

na konji put me for this mess

Good day to all Forex traders in this forum,who said you can't make it through Forex trading.? they tell lies,when i say lies i mean big lies.

Let's get down to the point

1)how to succeed in the Forex:Is by knowing the rules of the market


2)crate a plan for success:And that is strategy that will make way for you in the market....


3)Put your plan to test:That is you must first demo before you go into live account..


4)Know the limit of your trading capital very important


5)Know when to enter and exit the market:Know your entry position and your exit position.



6)Remove emotion from equation this is very important:Greed,fear,stress.


Am a young trader i started with $200 within 2 months i came up with $14,000, wow is that not big.

I got my secret from this video, and manual,yes that's what change my mentality.and now am a professional trader.some people want me to trade for them i said ("Big Nooooo".i hear people say Forex is scam,Forex this Forex that,this are people who have fail and refuse to learn.check this out in a class only those who read and pay attention are the ones that smile after the result of exam is out,the ones that fail will say ("the exam hard oooo,the lecturer wicked blah blah blah"i don't want to give you fish.i want to teach you how to catch fish,yes yes yes so if you are interested on the video and manual drop your email and i will send it to you sharp.here is the prove of what i have mention above..

paulineallen49@yahoo.com

This predicament just happened last night.when i woke up from my bed this morning, my moneys was all gone and so the hell are my credit card. i got a prostitute yesterday and after the fun we talked very well she is even from my state.she gave me some water,after i drank it,and i felt weak and i pass out.i wake up today and damn prostitute is no where to be found.
help! how can i find her? i want my money and my credit card ! am talking about close to #93,000.this is money am suppose to deposit in my bank account please help...

LOL THE OWNER OF THAT BAR MUST BE ONE OF MY EX FAMILY MEMBER

NA WA OOOOOOO NA SO GOD DEY TAKE CHAnge PERSON story...

Mznaett:
Pls mod should help me put this post in the right section. Thanks


I met her through a friend and ever since then we have been cool not until this morning when I received a call from her asking me where I was and I told her.. And it happened to be that my location wasn't far from hers..so she came around with her girlfriend.

After gisting for some minutes she asked if we could go drink some contents..Sure! We could I said..shior, me wey like drink like say..

When we got there, believe me I was'nt comfortable because the whole place was filled with smoke..Almost every soul there including the ladies were with pipes apart from us that just came in..

But to my greatest surprise, my friend had to order for a packet of it, jeez.. So this babe dey folo blow pipe?

Not too long, one of the babes came to sit beside me with pipe in her hand gosh..I almost threw up..
She started using slangs words with me and as a sharp babe mehn I rapon normal with her sha later on another one came over..could this be set up or what? Because they were saying something about "white angels".

I won't deny the fact she (my lecturer's daughter) has been helping me in different ways but I'm thinking of cutting ties with her because she is'nt the kind of person am supposed to walk with.

What do you think I should do?

Don't be a fool,don't trust anybody.use your head...