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Hello nairalanders my name is solomon i am a born again i also speak in tongues,i have this passion for music and its secular doh am into music before i gave my life to christ but i just have this passion and inspiration,it comes always i don't know what to do please help me will it affect my spiritual life? i love God..

Hello nairalanders my names is solomon i am a born again i also speak in tongues,i have this passion for music and its secular doh am in to music before i gave my life to christ but i just have this passion and inspiration,it come atimes i don't know what to do please help me will it affect my spiritual life? i love

Look at what google map did to this vehicle

I walk into a bar and saw a
beautiful lady sitting
alone. I went and sat on the same
table with her.
“Baby girl, you look so worried” I
asked. The girl
replied “Yea, my
boyfriend just dumped
me right here after drinking”. “Am
sorry dear, but
why don’t you give me a chance, I
love you and I
will make it up to you” “From
today onward, I
don’t want to have anything to do
with men
again because all men are the
same” replied the
girl. “Try me and you will see that
all men are not
the same”
Just as we were discussing, the
bar man came
and say to the lady “Am about to
close, so
please may I have my money”Me
trying to
impress the girl then said to the
bar man “Why
are you embarrassing my baby, by
the way, how
much is your money?”
“her money is 31,000 Naira only
sir!” “What! How
come?” “she ate one plate of
chicken pepper soup
(N5,000), 2 Fresh fish (N6,000)
and she drank 1
bottles of Golden label (N20,000)
.”
I stood up and started
going out. The girl said to me “I
thought you said
you love me” i replied “Wrong
number baby,
I just remembered that you said
all men are the same”maybe

falconey:
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keep on with your foolishness ,am watching you...silence

falconey:
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your a wasted bullet,i love when you call me a son,you are alive buh your family are crying for you that your dead,wasted generation...trailer go fail brake kill you fro there,nonentity of the highest order

falconey:
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your a qualify bastard, is every post referred to my family or me a client sent it to my email, ode you just conclude with your smelly mouth...

My mother is having sex with her boss. I don't feel good about it. What should I do?
I have spotted them at our place and when we went on a trip, they had sex in room and in a car.
Help me.

God bless those that will learn from this thread...Amen..

A Lady narrated this story to me so i decide to share it with my fellow nairalanders

I still remember that very cold night of September 1, the day I decided to sell my body even though I claim to be a born again Christian. I did that because I was tired and frustrated about my father’s constant nagging because I was still single at my age.

He made it look like a sin to be single. His constant nagging made me feel that God had forgotten about me after all my years of serving Him. It was frustrating still being a virgin and single at the age of 36. However, I sold my virginity to a man I don’t know, for a common N10, 000. If only I had remained just a little more patient at that time I would have married my God ordained husband but I thank God for giving me a second chance.

As a growing young woman, I had how I wanted my life to play out. For me, I should be married at the age 25 to the most loving and wonderful man on earth and be done with child bearing at age 30 or 31 and watch my children grow up with me.

But like the saying goes, man proposes but God disposes. I became a born again Christian in my second year at the University of Lagos. I was so deep into Christianity that all I had time for were church programmes and my books. I had some ‘brothers’ who liked me but then I was not interested in men because I felt they would be a distraction as I wanted to focus on school and God alone.
I am the eldest of four children, three girls and a boy. Our mother died about seven years ago and we were left with our father. The truth be told, I am the only Christian in my family, the others hardly go to church but it seems everything moved on fine for them except me. My two younger sisters got married to responsible and wealthy men while I was still praying to God to give me a husband.

I had moments when all I did was to cry myself to sleep because of my father’s attitude towards me regarding marriage. I had ‘brothers’ from church who asked for my hand in marriage but the problem was that they all wanted to go to bed with me first but that was not what I wanted. My father believed that I was still single because of my rules and standards; hence he decided to frustrate me.
Sometimes, when I get home from church, he would ask the gateman not to open the gate for me which means I had to go and sleep at any of my sister’s place. Sometimes once I get home especially from church, he would say, “Abigail, so where is the man you came home with? You carry the Bible everyday yet you are not married.

You sister’s who do not even go to church are married so what is the essence of carrying a Bible every day? You better ask your sisters how and where they got the men they got married to from so that you too can toe that path. It got so bad that he complains about whatever I do and this really worried me. One day, precisely September 1, I took a rather drastic decision which I still deeply regret.
I said to myself, “What has serving God and being a virgin at my age benefitted me? I am still single and my father is frustrating and making a mockery of me. I am tired. It is all going to end this night, I want to be wayward tonight,” I murmured. That night, I lied to my father that I was going for a vigil; he looked at me from headto- toe hissed and walked away. I found myself in front of a brothel with some other girls as my heart was beating so fast. In less than 20 minutes, two men arrived in a jeep and one said he was interested in spending the night with me; he introduced himself as Gabriel while the other man sat quietly as if he was disgusted with what his friend was doing.

He later introduced himself as Robert. Initially, I was so scared but after we talked for a while, I followed them to their room. Gabriel proposed to pay me N10, 000 and I agreed. When we got to the hotel, it was obvious that they had just come into the country. I spent the night with Gabriel in his room and he was surprised that I was a virgin. He asked me my age and I told him.

He shocked me when he said, “If at age 36 you are still a virgin, then, you should have had more patient and waited till your wedding night instead of giving it away to a total stranger and for a mere N10,000.” Tears dripped down my cheeks as if a sword was being used to pierce through my chest. “Abigail, the truth is that no matter what you are passing through in the hands of your father, you should have exercised more patient.
But the truth is that if I was not already married, I would have married you,” Gabriel emphasised. I left Gabriel’s hotel room feeling so sad and rejected. A week later, Hannah, my friend in church came to pay me a surprise visit at home. “Hannah, I can’t remember the last time you came to my house,” I said. She smiled and told me her brother who lives in the United Kingdom just came into the country. “My elder brother just came into the country. But Abigail what you don’t know is that I have told him a lot of good things about you.

One of the reasons he is in the country is so that he will meet you so that you people can talk. He said he is willing to settle down within three months if you agree to marry him.” At first I was happy but when I remembered what I had done, tears rolled down my eyes. For Hannah, she thought it was tears of joy that I was finally going to be married whereas for me, it was tears of regret.
Three days later, Hannah called to inform me that she had arranged for me to meet her brother in their house. I was so eager to meet him, however when I got there I prayed for the ground to open up and swallow me. I discovered that her brother was Robert and he recognised me instantly while I pretended never to have seen him. “Brother Robert, meet my friend Abigail, the woman I have been telling you about. I know you will like her,” she stressed. “I have seen this face before. Yes, she was the prostitute Gabriel picked up some days ago,” he disclosed.

Hannah tried to tell him that he was mistaking me for someone else but he was so sure of what he was saying because I didn’t defend myself. At last, I told Hannah what happened and she was so disappointed. Robert told me, “I actually came to Nigeria because of you. My sister wanted me to get married to you because she likes and admires you so much. Hannah told me, you are the best wife any man could ask for but I guess she is wrong. As a born again Christian, you should have held on firmly to God no matter the temptation,” he emphasised. He told me to go back to God and ask for forgiveness. He also opened up that he would have gone ahead to marry me if I had slept with another man but not his best friend, Gabriel who was already married. I left there in tears and shame.

Hannah told me he went back to the UK about three days later disappointed and heartbroken. Well, I know some ladies out there would have done worse than I did, but I am not judging anyone. My main concern is that parents should stop tormenting and putting pressure on their unmarried daughters because they would only push them to do unimaginable things which they later regret in life and find it very difficult to forgive them.

It took me sometime to forgive my father because I blamed what I did on him. But just as Robert advised, I went back to God and asked forgiveness and I am happy to say that God gave me a second chance at marriage. I will be getting married in a few weeks.

FP NO TIME..

A Lady just send this to my email so i decided to share it with my fellow niralanders


My boyfriend and i had been dating for almost 2 years. He lives 3 hours away so it's pretty hard for us to see each other. So he comes into town for a week and stays at my house in my room. It was December and he said he would spend Christmas with me so he came to stay.

The day he arrived my mom had been at work and i was left to take care of my brothers. My brothers were watching TV in the living room and i walked into the kitchen to get a glass of oj then i feel him hug me from behind and start kissing my neck. We ended up making out in the kitchen. And at one point i felt him wanting to grab my ass. But he didn't. He said he didn't want to do it because he liked being respectful.

The second day he was there my mom was at work again and my brothers wanted to go to the store. I gave them money and they left. As soon as they left we began making out. He asked me if he could have my permission to touch my front bottom area. I said yes. But we stopped, scared that my brothers would return. Then every so often when we were alone he'd ask to touch me and in one moment he said he wanted me very badly. I had been craving his touches all day.

That nite when everyone was sleeping i got up and locked my door. He looked at me weirdly. "I want to try" i said to him. He smiled and said he'd do whatever i wanted. I told him to grab a condom and put it on my nite stand.

We were both now standing up on the carpet floor. He kissed me and we soon began making out. He then took my clothes off and i took off his. The light was off so i hardly saw anything. We got into my bed and i asked him if i could put the condom on him. "Sure" he said. I put it on him and then he asked "Are u sure u want this?" I told him i was ready and that i wanted him.

So i lay on my back and i guided him in me. I told him to hold on and wait for my body to adjust to him. I'm not going to lie: it did hurt when he entered. But I enjoyed it so much. He felt great in me.

It was now my turn so i got on top and began to guide his member in me. I ended up having an orgasm that nite. It felt like my whole body was drained of all my energy and i just collapsed on top of him.

Ever since that nite every time we were alone during the day and in the morning we would do it in my room and once in the shower. And now we are almost 3 yrs together and we both love and cherish each other so much. He truly is the love of my life.

Solomon19:

1. A lack of commitment. I’ve mentioned it before, but the unwillingness to be all in has created the “talking to” phenomenon. Are you talking to anyone? Of course, we talk to lots of people, but dating with an actual boyfriend/girlfriend label and loyalty is different. There’s no comfort or ability to fully trust a promise-less fling. Living in such a vague, foggy dating world puts everyone at risk to have their heartbroken. We search for true love and instead find false hope.


2. Blasting every negative moment of your relationship on social media. The angry Facebook status telling everyone about your breakup, followed by a lovey-dovey one revealing your reconciliation seven hours later is beyond unnecessary. After a while, everyone will hate the thought of your relationship being a thing that exists. This goes for any association you carry in life. If you publically displayed every qualm you’ve ever had with your mother, or your co-worker, or your sister, or your cat, people would assume it’s a toxic connection, which probably isn’t even the case. If love isn’t supposed to keep records – specifically the unpleasant ones, logging every mishap for friends and family to see is bad news and detrimental to your relationship. Suddenly everyone close to you isn’t a big fan of your partner, and that’s a result of your over-sharing.

3. All-knowing friends. These aren’t the same as people criticizing your relationship based on your social network vilification of your significant other – these are the baselessly judgmental know-it-alls who mistake overbearing parenting for friendship. When you’re surrounded by talking heads spewing what they believe to be sound, helpful advice, it’s easy to forget that ultimately, only you and the person you’re involved with fully understand what you share. Physically and verbally abusive relationships aren’t included, but every couple has their arguments, rough patches and disagreements. Just because a person wants their friend to be single or doesn’t care for the person they’re dating, does not mean sabotaging or being pessimistic about their relationship is acceptable. It can be pretty unfortunate when negative words have such an impact on influenceable minds, leading to the demise of a couple.


4. Expectations, too low or too high. When you anticipate the future to any extreme, the actual outcome will never be satisfying. Whether you expect real life to play out like a Nicholas Sparks novel or you think this new man/woman is going to do you wrong like an EXdid, you’ve got to separate real-life, here-and-now human beings from your imagination or past experiences. If you expect perfection, you’ll be hugely disappointed by the unavoidable flaws of a person. If you expect the worst, you’ll find yourself unable to enjoy being treated well because it must be too good to be true. The person you’re with should be treated like an individual, opinions formed solely on their behavior towards you and you alone – no romantic comedy movies or exes.

5. The normality of giving up on someone. The will to fight for a person and the love you share is an endangered attribute, vastly disappearing from existence. We had another argument, let’s call it quits. We don’t share the same plans for the future so instead of finding a way that works for both of us, let’s head our separate ways. You like pepperoni? Oh, I prefer cheese pizza – adieu! Where is the strength? Where is the willingness to swallow pride, talk it out, or do whatever you can to fix things instead of tossing them aside for a new model? Relationship quitters are an unfortunate commonality these days, and that’s because people are increasingly willing to choose retaliation over resolution and leave over love.

Is your boy solomon19

Hunnydropps:
Sorry to hear of your dilemma but i have to say this is such a common thing nowadays. I think if a man will cheat or not is a character thing. In the end if a man will be cheating or being faithful is according to his will and self control. You best know the type of man you have BUT if I were you I would definitely let this "friend" know you don't appreciate the comments about your bf. Also, bring up that you've heard she is always talking about him to others..ask her to explain why she's doing this. Then, I'd distance myself from her. If your man is the faithful type, why subject him to another woman who wants him for herself where he has to deal with the nonsense especially since she's your friend, ya know? It can lead to an uncomfortable situation to say the least. Don't open your door and invite drama/temptation in. Just address your friend in a calm, direct, and lady like manner so she knows your eyes are open and discretely take whatever distance you deem appropriate for the the comfort of your bf, yourself, and your relationship. Dont come off angry/aggressive/insecure..be confident and mature..showing you dont feel threatened. Better to be proactive and exercise wisdom now as you've noticed ssigns that aren't sitting well with you rather than having to be reactive latter because you let the situation slide right now. Wish you well with this

menh you are a nice defender i must confess....

Only God can help us from this ladies...

shey this op smoke gum niii

HI NIRALANDERS AM 25YEARS OLD GUY,I AM HAVING THIS PROBLEM OF LADIES RUNNING AFTER ME THEY ALL SAY I AM GOOD AT BED I HAVE DATE 3 GIRLS SINCE 18YEARS TILL DATE,MY FIRST EX HAS BEEN CALLING ME TILL DATE SHE KEEP TELL ME THAT NO MAN HAS SATISFY HER EVER SINCE WE BROKE OFF SAME GOES TO MY OTHER EX THEY KEEP ON DISTURBING ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO THE WORSE OF IT ALL IS THEIR FRIENDS I MEAN MY EX FEMALE FRIENDS I WILL NOT LIE I ALSO HAD SEX WITH SOME OF THEM IN THE PAST AND THEY KEEP DISTURBING ME TILL DATE. CHECK THIS OUT IF MY PHONE RING FOR 20 TIMES IN A DAY 16 CALLS I RECEIVE IS FROM LADIES I AM TIRED OF THIS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT FORM THIS PLEASE HELP ME OUT...

THANKS.......

vizkiz:
you need to edit your post. Peeps are tagging you as a gay already

THANKS BRODA

MrsPhyno:
@Solomon19
Baby kwa
Fine. Hope your day is good too, let's not ruin this thread sha

MY DAY IS AWESOME, BABY MO HOW IS EVERYTHING WITH YOU?

BABY @MRSPHYNO HOW ARE YOU I MISS YOU OOO..

vizkiz:
op, is this a story from a girl? Cuz people are definitely gonna read another meaning to this

YES IS A STORY FROM A GIRL I TOLD HER AM GANNA POST IT ON NL SHE GAVE ME A GO AHEAD

suruwilliams:
was aabt to type same
The poster above me though

AM NOT GAY BRO HELPING A SISTER OUT.....

HI NIRALANDERS AM A LADY OF 24 YEARS OLD ,I made a mistake two years back, I was completely in love with this guy and I tried to stop myself but the more I try not to love him the more I did. We were together for two years no sex but often kiss, he is very rich and I was scared he didn' t love me like I loved him I can' t give myself to him. Last year he hurt me by doing something and he wasn' t sorry about it so I left the relationship today is one year and I can' t forget him, I think of him everyday when were together I use to dream of him but now I can' t even see him in my dream. I have tried dating other guys but its not working even when I kiss other people it fells like he is the only good kisser in world and end up felling like am cheating on someone. I know his probably living his life please help me my friends how do I forget him because it seems his not coming back.

Remilekun101:
How do you expect that handsome boy to be a primary school certificate holder

ask google bro they have the perfect answer...

Oyind17:
Yes na, you no dey see the guy?

you go stiil tired na body no be machine...

kingofpool:
Abi you never hear say if money dey grow on tree girls wnt mind dating monkeys

na for una village i hear am.... yeye

Oyind17:
I'll go with the handsome dude.
That one na every night vigil

kai this babe you like night vigil too much oooo

kilode100:
Give me the teeth man biko.


Who fine boy don help..

The uglier and richer, the better.

i don laff break head for here..

lets get down..

My neighbour’s wife has kids but she’s quite young. For sometime I have being on leave, each time she’s always asking when I’m resuming I keep telling her soon. One morning she came to my house that she needed my help to do something online and I noticed she was not wearing a bra and as if she wanted me to notice it going by her body movement. Last week she brought her laptop that she wanted me to check it for her and that she was going to pick it up the next morning. So while checking the laptop I noticed there were some pictures on the desktop.

Out of curiosity I opened one of the pictures and noticed it was her nude pictures. So I opened another one and still the same. When she came the next day I told her the laptop was fine. Then she asked me the she hopes I didn’t look at her pictures ooo. I was mute and said what pictures? She laughed and asked me if I liked what I saw? Honestly I was shocked. I told her no that I needed to do something that she should please excuse me for now. The husband is a good neighbor and I just feel very guilty and angry. I just moved in the compound 9 months ago and all these?

How do I stop all this nonsense?

CHAII POOR SOUL "Suicide"IS THAT THE BEST SOLUTION,YOUR MAKING A VERY BIG MISTAKE,I PITY YOU HELL FIRE IS STILL ADMITTING PPLE...