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 TV/Movies / Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by solomondan20: 4:36pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
NAME OF ANY KOREAN MOVIE THAT CITY HUNTER ACTOR ACT APART FROM CITY HUNTER 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh With Solito by solomondan20: 3:11pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
LAFF BURSTED AGAIN OOOOO������� 1. I hate it wen they say tym� doesn't wait for no one as for me I will just remove d ba3 from the clock ��and enjoy my life....���� 2. Time will come wen u wanna borrow airtime from Mtn and they will be like "swear So u go pay before seven days....��� 3. U failed geography in school but u knows the perfect weather for sex..��� Thunder seff..���� 4. If your name is Esther and u still bleach ur skin...I will b calling u establish.����� 5. I neva knew witchcraft until a guy tagged 100 friends and got only 1 like, wen I checked d like, I saw his name again..���� 6. Pls ooooo am I d only one that has never seen black Chinese..?.��� 7. Being single for a long tym is bad oooo I want to type kissing is good and auto correct changed it to kidding is good....��� 8. Shaking ur ass won't win his heart,just to know that u will shake it well wen u reach hell fire...���� 9. Am very happy that I have seen myself in the television after I switched it off....am Famous..��� 10. In America if police stop u and u put ur hand in the pocket u get shot..��but in Nigeria if police stop you and you put your hand in d pocket "they wil be smiling"��� 11. Dear ladies if your boyfriends doesn't reply u immediately u texted him,just know dat he's either watching football or reading news online....We mens doesn't cheats..�� 12. When guy get jealous its kinda cute but wen girls get jealous, world war 3 is about to start..��come and beat me...��� 13. U read it from the top to the Ends u now scroll down....mitcheew I wonder why this Thunder no dey work this tym around... Comment and like...��� Which number kill u with laugh most  ??���� |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh With Solito by solomondan20: 8:08pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
1. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION HUSBAND: I'm sorry I have slept with a lot of prostitutes WIFE: I knew it, your face looks familiar Husband fainted 2. Dear Sister, The colour of your bra is same with your panties but the colour of your head doesn't match your neck. Tell me how your brain fit your skull�� 3. There is a special hell for those mama put, That will tell you the kpomo is soft only for you to get home and realized you bought leather belt�� 4. It is only in Indian movies that armed robbers will be singing inside a bank after robbery and Police will be outside the bank dancing, Yeye people�� 5. As we are in the rainy season, if you call my mobile number and it's not reachable, try my account number. I receive bank alerts faster than phone calls�� |
| Jokes Etc / Laugh With Solito by solomondan20: 8:08pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
boredom killers 1. Poverty can make someone become so creative��, That's when You realise pepper can be used to smoke garri�� 2. That awkward moment when u are having sex with a prostitute, and u are like "baby, say my name" and she screamed "customer!"� 3. At a funeral, a guy was crying loudly for a long time. Then he kept quiet. Someone asked '' Why ar u quiet now? ''The guy said'' I'm now on vibration''�� 4. Grandpa: SBT! why are you looking at generator fume so keen like that? SBT: I'm studying it so that I can become engineer!�� 5. Haba! Even at funeral grounds some girls still paint their faces with makeup, won’t u cry?��� |
| Literature / Re: Comedy With Solito by solomondan20: 8:05pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
boredom killers 1. Poverty can make someone become so creative��, That's when You realise pepper can be used to smoke garri�� 2. That awkward moment when u are having sex with a prostitute, and u are like "baby, say my name" and she screamed "customer!"� 3. At a funeral, a guy was crying loudly for a long time. Then he kept quiet. Someone asked '' Why ar u quiet now? ''The guy said'' I'm now on vibration''�� 4. Grandpa: SBT! why are you looking at generator fume so keen like that? SBT: I'm studying it so that I can become engineer!�� 5. Haba! Even at funeral grounds some girls still paint their faces with makeup, won’t u cry?��� 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: Comedy With Solito by solomondan20: 6:45pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
1. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION HUSBAND: I'm sorry I have slept with a lot of prostitutes WIFE: I knew it, your face looks familiar Husband fainted 2. Dear Sister, The colour of your bra is same with your panties but the colour of your head doesn't match your neck. Tell me how your brain fit your skull�� 3. There is a special hell for those mama put, That will tell you the kpomo is soft only for you to get home and realized you bought leather belt�� 4. It is only in Indian movies that armed robbers will be singing inside a bank after robbery and Police will be outside the bank dancing, Yeye people�� 5. As we are in the rainy season, if you call my mobile number and it's not reachable, try my account number. I receive bank alerts faster than phone calls�� |
| Literature / Comedy With Solito by solomondan20: 6:45pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
1. Someone asked what happens when you have sex with a pregnant woman, and somebody replied if the baby is A girl, you impregnate her too����� 2. Make adey go, You will buy rice with meat, plantain and egg and the seller will be like "Bros is that all?" No ma, add ice-block, charcoal and mosquito lap�� 3. I Won't go offline Until i get the Answer, If 33 is called thirty three and 22 called twenty two then why 11 not call onety one and 00 zeronty zero? I wonder where these teachers got their education�✋� 4. After aborting like a dozen times, you will be praying for fruit of the womb when you've already uprooted the whole tree�, Hmmm☹��� 5. Data is so expensive in this our country you're on your data 1.3gb and sleep to wake up and see 100mb, It's like your dreams were online��, The work of MTN�� |
| Literature / University Life by solomondan20: 7:32pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
my new story coming up[b][/b]
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