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Romance / Re: Run Away From Any Bachelor That Prepares Moi Moi - Lady by somebody1: 3:50pm On Apr 13
Nonexisting1:
This one even at age 30+ still thinks she has options. The other day, one was complaining that men no longer follow them talk again. Very soon, these monthly blood dripping human specie called vaginarians will realize that men have moved on long time. The few simps we have now, they, the vaginarians have steadily maltreated them that they will soon be tried of simping. By that time, female CEOs and celebrities will be buying expensive cars to propose marriage to ordinary okada men at palm wine joints.


Why can't you just marshal out your points without the use of derogatory words on women. You talk down on women as if its not God that created them. I believe you have a mother, or a sister or aunt or a niece or a daughter. Enough of all these. If you have a problem with the female gender, then you have to contend with God, who created them. You address the bad attitudes in a person( both male and female) and not the person as a human being. What is it? Women did this?, women did that? Are all men saints? Please let us be civil for once. If you do not want to live on earth with the female gender,then go live in another planet. Comments like yours is very annoying and childish. Leave the female folks for once and face your challenges
Romance / Re: So Deflowering A Girl Isn’t Easy. by somebody1: 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2023
Ehmmah588:

I understand what you're saying.....I'm just pained that I'm here looking for a confirm matured virgin to marry and this one dey get them on a silver platter smiley and he's just interested in sleeping with her only :-.....
Don't worry, you will find one.

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Romance / Re: Why Being An Adult Virgin Is Embarrassing by somebody1: 4:26pm On Oct 07, 2023
@Omoawoke2. You seriously need Jesus:
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If you are a virgin and close to 30, you are a disgrace to manhood.
You go don self-service yourself tire, plus you will make wrong judgement towards women. You can never understand a woman fully. You will lack knowledge of many things and will be behaving like Mumu.
At the end, you will be fantasying that you will end up with one angel sent from above who will fit into your life like a perfect factory fittings. All na fantasy, that you are a virgin doesn’t mean you will end up with the perfect life and live happily ever after like nollywood
You seriously need Jesus

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 10:23pm On Oct 03, 2023
ekitimanalways:

Standard Nigerian passport (32 pages/5 years): ₦25,000.
Transaction fee: ₦500.
Thank you. God bless
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 12:06pm On Oct 03, 2023
Please what's the current fees for an adult for 32pages? Pls its urgent
Romance / Re: Couple Wed In The Mud (Pictures) by somebody1: 9:16pm On Aug 18, 2023
talented321:
See two experienced man and woman doing wedding' no drama, no nothing nothing' probaly they may have grown up kids.
The best way to wed any woman instead of wasting ur cash on one useless olosho without kid or benefits'''
Happy wedding to the lovely couples'' i like the man who knows when to do the right thing.
If she have grown up kids with you then she will know the value of wedding.
Not a good one. Can you advice your female daughters to just move into a man's house and start bearing children then the wedding can be done when the kids are grown up?. That is really outrageous
Romance / Re: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by somebody1: 10:43pm On Jul 29, 2023
jmoore:


The condom you use in fornicating, do you test it before buying?

After having sex with a virgin in the name of testing and you are not satisfied, will you return the virginity back?
I love that

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Family / Re: My Husband Doesn't Want Us To Get A House Help by somebody1: 2:59pm On May 10, 2023
Jashub:
So her husband isnt overworked abi ? Continue dey deceive yourself. Before the next year her oga go find her replacement
must it always be about replacement for God's sake...maybe until the wife developes high blood and or stroke before you know that she's under stress...please you guys should be considerate abeg

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Romance / Re: Man Bails Out On Bills After His Date Came With Her 3 Kids (pics/video) by somebody1: 9:56am On May 10, 2023
Please enough with all these shaming and constant abuse of women. What is really the problem? Don't you guys have sisters,mothers or female friends? If you hate women that much, then you guys should stay on your own. To the ladies: please avoid any situation that may give rise to tongue wagging...work hard and smart and be independent.
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Reacts To Arrest Of Impostor Who Used His Image For Relationship Scam by somebody1: 9:08pm On Apr 04, 2023
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nepapole:
How IK take get hair for head?

This guy bald pass me before na.
Lol! Funny you
Crime / Re: Man Impregnates 19-yr-old Daughter, Threatens To Kill Her In Ogun (pix) by somebody1: 9:37pm On Mar 26, 2023
We need to stop all forms of tribal sentiments and hatred and concentrate on the substance abeg! A man committed a crime and should be dealt with accordingly...instead of us to address the main issue here, we're rather bringing tribal sentiments...it is not mature and healthy for us and for our nation as well.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 12:00am On Mar 12, 2023
Stevosty:
Valid passport, ok, thanks.
it's a pleasure
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 4:43pm On Mar 11, 2023
Stevosty:
ok, is there any special requirements the guarantor must meet or need?
Anybody can be your guarantor so long as the person has a valid passport, NIN slip and a passport photograph
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 4:08pm On Mar 11, 2023
Stevosty:
Which is guarantors form, and where can I get it?
You will download it online from immigration portal after appying
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 12:52am On Mar 11, 2023
Stevosty:
I am a novice in this passport of a thing, can you guide me through, where to start, I want to DIY too.
Get all your required documents(birth certificate or declaration of age, guarantor's form,NIN slip and LG certificate) before applying online for either a 32page/64 pages. Go to immigration before your appointment date to upon a file and on your appointment day, you go along with your original documents for sighting and your receipt and other documents as in your appointment letter. Note: Go early and pray to be attended to on time

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 4:03pm On Mar 10, 2023
I finally collected my passport today. I got to the office around 10:30am and left at 2:30pm.
Appointment Date: 4th of Nov.2022
Capturing Date: 8th Nov.
Date of Issuance: 16th Jan.2023
Team DIY

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 12:30pm On Feb 27, 2023
Neduzze5:


Yes. One of my colleagues collected his own two weeks ago. Date of issue was Jan 15th. He captured same 2nd week of November just like you.
Okay! Thank you very much. I will go there this week
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 11:42pm On Feb 23, 2023
Good evening! Is it advisable to visit immigration office tomorrow for the collection of my passport. I captured since 8th of Nov last year at Port Harcourt's office
Business / Re: Woman Goes Naked At Access Bank Due To Inability To Get Cash by somebody1: 11:48pm On Feb 01, 2023
faceLAGOS:
Yuck!

Only her pink bra is all I find sexy.

The rest is disgusting!
I guess you have women in your family
Business / Re: Woman Goes Naked At Access Bank Due To Inability To Get Cash by somebody1: 11:34pm On Feb 01, 2023
Missgeraldine:
See gp tank stomach...all these Apc and tifnubu supporters are very ugly AF.

After defending buhari for the past 7 years, na to turn around to seek sympathy from the same people you spite while supporting evil APC.

Sufer your sufer in peace abeg, no dey disturb the public with your grotesque statue undecided
derogatory words coming from a lady...hmmmm! I shake my head
Politics / Re: Court Sentences Vulcaniser To Death By Hanging For Stealing ₦‎57,000 by somebody1: 7:51pm On Jan 17, 2023
cedricksly:
All These mad judge that takes all case personal .. Why give capital punishment for robbery that nobody was killed, cause body damage to, nor fire arm.. I feel this is really useless judgement... Which governor would consent the death to be carried out?? It is even Laughable if you ask me

The offence of armed robbery attracts a capital punishment which is death by hanging. The defendant need not kill anybody, so long as it is proved that he was in possession of any weapon in the cause of the robbery which might have caused fear in the heart of the victim. In the criminal laws, there are separate provisions for stealing, robbery and armed robbery. A defendant need not to be in possession of a gun alone during robbery before it can be called armed. Items like cutlasses, knives, scissors, pen, daggers etc are all classified as weapons.

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Romance / Re: It Is Loud, Test Your IQ And Get 10k Asap by somebody1: 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2022
EvilRampage:
Its not everytime man will use money bang pvssy. Atleast, make i dash person 10k this evening/night.

Very simple. Answer this question and the first person to get the correct answer get 10k asap.

If a car with infinitely many seat is full, can it still take in more people? Give explanation for your answer.


Please and please, if you know you're not here to answer the question, abeg pass by. Don't come here and do gragra and oversabi. Na me know how i wan tey spend my money.



The question started with "if", that implies that its an assumption. Answer: Yes, the car can take as many people interested in entering the car because the car has INFINITE seat,meaning the seats are endless
Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Builds And Furnishes 6-Bedroom House For Her Dad (Photos, Video) by somebody1: 3:50pm On Dec 20, 2022
womenareapezz:
you see the difference between man and this monkey gender? undecided

They always like publicity announcing up and down.

We men have been building house for our parents? Mothers fathers and you won't hear us a a word undecided

But once this monkey gender who have been using her yansh to get what she want comes out to announce that she build a house for her parent and some ediots here are emulating her as a role model undecided

As a father to this harlot I will be ashamed to even step my leg in this house

You are just a bitter soul. I guess you dropped down from the sky and not born by a woman. If you have a problem with the female gender, then take your grievances to God, instead of using demeaning language here to disturb our peace. If you do not want to hear or see women do great things, I will advice you go live in the sky or better still another planet. You really need help
Romance / Re: MEN!! If You Still Take Women On "Dates" Today, You Are An IDI0T!! (Photo) by somebody1: 12:55am On Dec 19, 2022
Kollins11:
Baba mi, you shouldn't have replied that SIMPle mumu.

Infact any man that still take a Useless Nigerian lady on a date is a typical BASTARD.
you are so bitter

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 1:28am On Dec 11, 2022
Jeremy123:



Captured November 8

I'm still at the passport production stage
I haven't received sms from them either

Same here
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Welcomes Friends To England Ahead Of Her Church Wedding (video) by somebody1: 4:41pm On Nov 26, 2022
ZombieTERROR:
This old cargo never rest...

everyday na your wedding
And you be new cargo abi? Please stop using derogatory words on people. If you are not happy for her, why not keep quiet and face your own problems instead of abusing people. How would you feel if someone calls any of your loved ones "old cargo"? Please before you burn others, first test the fire on yourself first
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by somebody1: 11:30pm On Nov 22, 2022
just2endowed:
Hello guys, I have decided to DIY after reading this thread.

The only issue I have here is my birth certificate is missing and my birth date is 1986.

Pls do I need to redo NPC birth certificate or do age declaration at the court? Birth certificate cannot be issued twice. Since you were born in 1986_ an affidavit of age declaration would suffice.

Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by somebody1: 10:52pm On Nov 19, 2022
greenermodels:
I'm almost forty,age is not on my side anymore.
Just be calm and prayerful and the right person will come soon. Come to think of it, the person might be closer than you think. Don't be deceived my brother, there are still good ladies out there, who are in fact also praying for good life partners. Also you need to work more on yourself,try to work on your weaknesses in order to be a better you. Finally, make friends, you never can tell, one of them might just be the one and once you are convinced, please go for her o. Shalom!

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Romance / Re: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by somebody1: 3:42pm On Nov 18, 2022
greenermodels:
that's the major problem, most of them have this 'accept me as I am' mentality, they're not willing to change to a better person, they expect you to accept them with their good and bad sides,I want somebody that is willing to grow rather than remaining stagnant. An example is a lady that doesn't just like to study as a university student, pushing her hard to adopt a better studying habit is bound to fail as long as she doesn't want to improve regardless of what she's saying otherwise, forcing a lady to study for 40 straight minutes against her consent would only attract her resentment, what she wants is where to spend her evening catching fun not studying.
nice! I like you

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NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by somebody1: 11:33am On Nov 18, 2022
ike007:
No wonder she is a virgin...see her Chicken legs and masculine arms..who wan f.uck this kin tin
hater
NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by somebody1: 7:36pm On Nov 17, 2022
Dearlord:
Ugly virgin.

Abeg ooo, where our nairaland virgin seeker?
Make una come carry this one oooo
hater
NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by somebody1: 7:17pm On Nov 17, 2022
Congratulations Faith. Continue to keep the flag flying until the right time. Do not be disturbed by the negative comments and criticisms, it is expected in this perverse and morally decayed world. God bless you and continue to keep you safe from wicked and evil people.

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