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Car Talk / Re: Help! My Mechanic Changed Engine Oil Through Dipstick. by somez(m): 6:33am On May 18, 2022
Engine my brother
efonat:
Engine oil or gear oil??
Car Talk / Re: Help! My Mechanic Changed Engine Oil Through Dipstick. by somez(m): 7:52pm On May 15, 2022
Lol.. no o. From galon o and everythinggot in
Kingdemu:
Na syringe him use? cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: Help! My Mechanic Changed Engine Oil Through Dipstick. by somez(m): 7:50pm On May 15, 2022
I pray ooo... thanks
diportivo:



why u wan collapse?

na there dem dey pass pour all diahatsu cars oil

your mecho's boy is in order

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Car Talk / Help! My Mechanic Changed Engine Oil Through Dipstick. by somez(m): 5:03pm On May 15, 2022
Greetings everyone. Please I am writing this with a worried heart. I left my car with my mechanic to change oil and left to buy some other things for the car servicing. Coming back, behold I found my mechanic ( he's boy actually) pouring the engine oil through the dipstick! I almost collapsed. Though I drove the car home with no issues, I'm still very worried. Would this cause any damage to the engine?

Thanks and appreciate your response.

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Crime / Re: Deborah: Protesters Storm Sultan’s Palace, Ask For Release Of Suspects by somez(m): 6:18pm On May 14, 2022
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Politics / Re: 2023: PDP South East Presidential Aspirants Unite To Pick Consensus Candidate by somez(m): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
If it isn't Peter Obi, then Buhari should just stay.... God forbid

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Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla Makes Screeching Sound When Braking by somez(m): 7:41pm On Mar 30, 2022
Buy High Q
geovidal:
ok,pls what type of break pad do you recommend
Politics / Re: Okupe Withdraws From Presidential Race, Ask Wike, Others To Support Obi by somez(m): 7:32pm On Mar 30, 2022
Stop the hate.
gentiles:
Yorubas are weaklings, they are always ready to lick the arse of igbos, something the igbos will never do for them, despite the hate and open disdain from the igbos. Fear and timidity is the bane of Yorubas. If it was the other way round, would the igbos have stepped down for them?
Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Masses 30,000 Troops & 50 Warships For Huge War Games On Russia’s Border by somez(m): 9:56pm On Mar 14, 2022
Quick correction. Turkey is with NATO[quo1te author=Pierocash post=111034326]This NATO is pushing this world into world war 3. By the time it starts, NATO will face Brutal devastation beyond imagined .

Will Russia also be hit,yes but I do not think Putin cares

Who is really this NATO, US, UK, France , and Germany. The rest are just a small countries that can't match Russia When put together.

Russia, China, North Korea, Afghanistan , I think Turkey too. NATO can't defeat them[/quote]
Religion / Re: Why You Must Never Make Sex Videos by somez(m): 10:00am On Mar 13, 2022
Oxlade and Tiwa left the whatsapp group and blocked me the admin.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Soldiers From Other Countries Fighting Russia In Ukraine (photos) by somez(m): 11:51pm On Feb 26, 2022
I like you already
Elianawalker:
If you die for another man's problem where will you be when your own country needs you to stand for it...


All I see is hypocrisy everywhere... everybody carrying gun to fight for their country... the world taking actions against Russia like their lives depend on it.

Imagine if the world had loved each other the way we carry this war issue...


Trash

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Politics / Re: ASUU To Buhari: You Are Slave Merchants Only Interested In Destructive Policies by somez(m): 10:20pm On Feb 20, 2022
My only consolation is that 2023 is just 10months away.

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Business / Re: Vinyl Pvc Water Friendly Wood-like Floor by somez(m): 7:29am On Jan 23, 2022
Appreciate
laluski:
I'll contact you soon...nice one
Business / Vinyl Pvc Water Friendly Wood-like Floor by somez(m): 1:53pm On Jan 21, 2022
Vinyl pvc floors are noise absorbent
easier to clean and maintain
great aesthetic value
more economical
easy to uninstall in event of relocation
hygienic and environmental friendly
suitable for people with allergies
suitable for any family space, perfect for an active home
also suitable for busy commercial/corporate environment
stain and scratch proof
economic considering the costs of alternative flooring
high quality floor covering with visible and tangible wooden texture and a warm matt luster
can be installed over other floor finishes like wood, ceramic tiles, vinyl or linoleum because they are 'floating floors'
extreme wear and abrasion resistance.
note; this floor is 100% watter proof
fell free to call or whatsapp fracan interiors ltd abuja on . we deliver nation wide.
can also be laid on ceramic tiles!
Free installation. (offer limited)

For more related detail, call or whatsapp 08063628972, 09021180800
Fracan interiors ltd, is a division of Fracan Group Limited.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by somez(m): 10:41am On Jan 16, 2022
A reputable Interior designing company situated in the heart of Abuja, Wuse 2, is in need of a professional driver.
Applicants should know perfect navigation around Abuja.

Applicants most posses a valid ID card.

Ability to drive manual and automatic transmission
will be an added advantage.



Interested applicants should call 08145463027 for more related details.
Jobs/Vacancies / Driver Needed Urgently In Abuja. by somez(m): 11:59am On Jan 14, 2022
A reputable Interior designing company situated in the heart of Abuja, Wuse 2, is in need of a professional driver.
Applicants should know perfect navigation around Abuja.

Applicants most posses a valid ID card.

Ability to drive manual and automatic transmission
will be an added advantage.



Interested applicants should call 08145463027 for more related details.
Politics / Re: Gov. Ugwuanyi Inaugurates Multiple Projects In IMT Enugu by somez(m): 5:34am On Jan 14, 2022
This governor can commission even Filling station.

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Business / Vinyl Pvc Water Friendly Wood-like Floor by somez(m): 12:04am On Dec 06, 2021
Vinyl pvc floors are noise absorbent
easier to clean and maintain
great aesthetic value
more economical
easy to uninstall in event of relocation
hygienic and environmental friendly
suitable for people with allergies
suitable for any family space, perfect for an active home
also suitable for busy commercial/corporate environment
stain and scratch proof
economic considering the costs of alternative flooring
high quality floor covering with visible and tangible wooden texture and a warm matt luster
can be installed over other floor finishes like wood, ceramic tiles, vinyl or linoleum because they are 'floating floors'
extreme wear and abrasion resistance.
note; this floor is 100% watter proof
fell free to call or whatsapp fracan interiors ltd abuja on . we deliver nation wide.
can also be laid on ceramic tiles!
Free installation. (offer limited)

For more related detail, call or whatsapp 08063628972, 09021180800
Fracan interiors ltd, is a division of Fracan Group Limited.

Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by somez(m): 7:54pm On Nov 21, 2021
Thank you so much for this insightful reply.
Clarine:


Usually you are required to have worked or working I health sector in the UK before you can access it. If you are in the UK you can apply if you work in care or hospital
Romance / Re: 11 Years Old Boy New Profile Picture Breaks Internet In Minutes (screenshot) by somez(m): 9:52pm On Nov 14, 2021
Q thief isn't as ashamed as he's father. Shame

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: VACANCY At DCP (data Centre People) by somez(m): 6:50am On Nov 08, 2021
Kindly add 0902 11 80 800
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by somez(m): 7:48pm On Oct 26, 2021
Pls, how can one get Nvq3 certification? Can anyone who dosnt have a health / medical background get nvq3?

Thanks
Clarine:
Kindly note that only Senior Health care Assistants are been sponsored. HCA is not a skilled job. It required nothing. That is why only senior carers are sponsored. This is just one occupation under this visa route. Physiotherapy and other health Care workers can apply. For you to get a job as a senior Carer, you will need to have NVQ3 at least and get a job.
Business / Cover Your Old Looking Tile Using Luxury Vinyl Pvc Flooring by somez(m): 2:26pm On Sep 27, 2021
Polyvinyl chloride commonly known by its abbreviation PVC is a synthetic plastic polymer. It is available two basic forms- rigid and flexible. Polyvinyl chloride is used in many industries especially in construction. Its application in this industry ranges from pipes to doors, windows and flooring. In flooring they come in the form of tiles.

Benefits of PVC Tiles

PVC tiles are commonly used floor finishes. The tiles are made of a composite of PVC and fiber. This produces a very thin and reasonably hard tile. Flexible PVC Flooring is used in homes, offices, schools and hospitals. Here are top five benefits of polyvinyl chloride flooring:

Low cost: The biggest benefit of PVC tiles is that they are inexpensive. They are the most pocket-friendly type of flooring material when compared to other forms such as wood, marble, ceramic, etc. Even luxury polyvinyl flooring is affordable when compared to other materials. When it comes to style and durability, you wouldn’t regret choosing PVC tiles. It is not only an affordable option but the installation cost of PVC tiles is also low. This type of flooring can be put together without incurring professional installation costs.

Easy installation: As mentioned earlier, this type of flooring installation does not require professional help. Firstly, the tiles are very light in weight as compared to the other forms of flooring and can be easily moved around. There are various installation options depending on the vinyl floor you have chosen. DIY experts can install these tiles easily by following the right instructions. However, it is recommended to seek professional help when installing PVC or any other type of flooring. Easy to install PVC tiles let you create beautiful patterns on you floor. Make use of the variety of textures, patterns and designs that come printed on these tiles to enhance the look of your home or office space.

Small size: PVC tiles come in small sizes (150mm, 225mm and 305mm). The benefit of having small sized tiles is that individual tiles can be easily replaced. This means the replacement cost of these tiles is also low.

Ease of maintenance: PVC floors are the easiest to clean. No other type of flooring comes close to PVC when it comes to ease of cleaning. All you need is a damp cloth or mop to clean these tiles. Mostly, these tiles come with various coatings which provide the required protection from stains, moisture and fading. Polyvinyl floors are naturally resistant to scratches and dents unlike hardwood flooring. To keep these floors clean and sparkling just sweep or vacuum regularly.

Anti-static: as we all know, the human body attracts static energy. There are variants of Polyvinyl chloride flooring that are anti-static. anti static flooring made from polyvinyl chloride can keep you and your family safe from static energy. This means that you can easily pass cables below the tiles without worrying about the safety of your family from static current passing from the floor.

For more related details, call or whatsapp 08063628972, 08066623572.

Our prices are negotiable.

INSTALLATION IS FREE.

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Adverts / Re: Top Quality Vinyl Wood Like Flooring In Lagos by somez(m): 11:33am On Jun 24, 2021
100% water friendly
Adverts / Top Quality Vinyl Wood Like Flooring In Lagos by somez(m): 11:28pm On Jun 23, 2021
Polyvinyl chloride commonly known by its abbreviation PVC is a synthetic plastic polymer. It is available two basic forms- rigid and flexible. Polyvinyl chloride is used in many industries especially in construction. Its application in this industry ranges from pipes to doors, windows and flooring. In flooring they come in the form of tiles.

Benefits of PVC Tiles

PVC tiles are commonly used floor finishes. The tiles are made of a composite of PVC and fiber. This produces a very thin and reasonably hard tile. Flexible PVC Flooring is used in homes, offices, schools and hospitals. Here are top five benefits of polyvinyl chloride flooring:

Low cost: The biggest benefit of PVC tiles is that they are inexpensive. They are the most pocket-friendly type of flooring material when compared to other forms such as wood, marble, ceramic, etc. Even luxury polyvinyl flooring is affordable when compared to other materials. When it comes to style and durability, you wouldn’t regret choosing PVC tiles. It is not only an affordable option but the installation cost of PVC tiles is also low. This type of flooring can be put together without incurring professional installation costs.

Easy installation: As mentioned earlier, this type of flooring installation does not require professional help. Firstly, the tiles are very light in weight as compared to the other forms of flooring and can be easily moved around. There are various installation options depending on the vinyl floor you have chosen. DIY experts can install these tiles easily by following the right instructions. However, it is recommended to seek professional help when installing PVC or any other type of flooring. Easy to install PVC tiles let you create beautiful patterns on you floor. Make use of the variety of textures, patterns and designs that come printed on these tiles to enhance the look of your home or office space.

Small size: PVC tiles come in small sizes (150mm, 225mm and 305mm). The benefit of having small sized tiles is that individual tiles can be easily replaced. This means the replacement cost of these tiles is also low.

Ease of maintenance: PVC floors are the easiest to clean. No other type of flooring comes close to PVC when it comes to ease of cleaning. All you need is a damp cloth or mop to clean these tiles. Mostly, these tiles come with various coatings which provide the required protection from stains, moisture and fading. Polyvinyl floors are naturally resistant to scratches and dents unlike hardwood flooring. To keep these floors clean and sparkling just sweep or vacuum regularly.

Anti-static: as we all know, the human body attracts static energy. There are variants of Polyvinyl chloride flooring that are anti-static. anti static flooring made from polyvinyl chloride can keep you and your family safe from static energy. This means that you can easily pass cables below the tiles without worrying about the safety of your family from static current passing from the floor.

For more related details, call or whatsapp 08063628972, 08066623572.

Our prices are negotiable.

INSTALLATION IS FREE.

Properties / Vinyl Pvc ( Wood Floor) In Abuja. Fracan Interior Ltd by somez(m): 11:18pm On Jun 23, 2021
Polyvinyl chloride commonly known by its abbreviation PVC is a synthetic plastic polymer. It is available two basic forms- rigid and flexible. Polyvinyl chloride is used in many industries especially in construction. Its application in this industry ranges from pipes to doors, windows and flooring. In flooring they come in the form of tiles.

Benefits of PVC Tiles

PVC tiles are commonly used floor finishes. The tiles are made of a composite of PVC and fiber. This produces a very thin and reasonably hard tile. Flexible PVC Flooring is used in homes, offices, schools and hospitals. Here are top five benefits of polyvinyl chloride flooring:

Low cost: The biggest benefit of PVC tiles is that they are inexpensive. They are the most pocket-friendly type of flooring material when compared to other forms such as wood, marble, ceramic, etc. Even luxury polyvinyl flooring is affordable when compared to other materials. When it comes to style and durability, you wouldn’t regret choosing PVC tiles. It is not only an affordable option but the installation cost of PVC tiles is also low. This type of flooring can be put together without incurring professional installation costs.

Easy installation: As mentioned earlier, this type of flooring installation does not require professional help. Firstly, the tiles are very light in weight as compared to the other forms of flooring and can be easily moved around. There are various installation options depending on the vinyl floor you have chosen. DIY experts can install these tiles easily by following the right instructions. However, it is recommended to seek professional help when installing PVC or any other type of flooring. Easy to install PVC tiles let you create beautiful patterns on you floor. Make use of the variety of textures, patterns and designs that come printed on these tiles to enhance the look of your home or office space.

Small size: PVC tiles come in small sizes (150mm, 225mm and 305mm). The benefit of having small sized tiles is that individual tiles can be easily replaced. This means the replacement cost of these tiles is also low.

Ease of maintenance: PVC floors are the easiest to clean. No other type of flooring comes close to PVC when it comes to ease of cleaning. All you need is a damp cloth or mop to clean these tiles. Mostly, these tiles come with various coatings which provide the required protection from stains, moisture and fading. Polyvinyl floors are naturally resistant to scratches and dents unlike hardwood flooring. To keep these floors clean and sparkling just sweep or vacuum regularly.

Anti-static: as we all know, the human body attracts static energy. There are variants of Polyvinyl chloride flooring that are anti-static. anti static flooring made from polyvinyl chloride can keep you and your family safe from static energy. This means that you can easily pass cables below the tiles without worrying about the safety of your family from static current passing from the floor.

For more related details, call or whatsapp 08063628972, 08066623572.

Our prices are negotiable.

INSTALLATION IS FREE.

Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by somez(m): 6:09pm On May 31, 2021
Wow, thanks a lot for the insight. So you mean I can still get an account assistant position using my Degree and certifications?

Thanks[qquote author=marylandcakes post=102222980]

If you don’t mind starting low. That’s all you can do, since you haven’t got any UK experience but at least you understand your double entries . Most companies will teach you at that level e.g Accounts assistant then when you have got your feet under the table you can register with ACCA in order to progress. You already have quick books knowledge and if you can find your way around any of the popular accounting softwares e.g sage, quick books etc with a bit of patience you will be on your way up. Your first priority will be to get a bit of experience.[/quote]
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by somez(m): 6:35am On May 31, 2021
Yes but I stopped practice long ago and not sure about accounting practice in the UK. I am open to any advice my brother.

ICAN intermediate.

Peach tree accounting certified ( 2 time certified)

Quivkbooks accounting certified

Tally Erp certified
marylandcakes:


You did write that you are a certified Accountant. Don’t you want to further your accounting career? there are loads of accounting jobs and you can school and work at the same time. If you’re lucky you might get a firm who will pay for your exams.
What’s your certification?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by somez(m): 4:28am On May 31, 2021
Ooooh... Thank you so much! Very brilliant advice I must commend. I will commence training as swift as possible and see that I get certified.

Thanks
Ilekokonit:


Try and master Java Programming or any other Top Programming Language before leaving Naija and if possible pass the certification exam before leaving Nigeria and half of your work problems is sorted before you leave Nigeria. In the interim before you get an ICT job you could try your hands at barbing (which you can learn before leaving Naija if you are artistic).

Care work job for a man is not something I as a man would do and i would rather drive a cab or work as a security guard instead. If you have a work permit, you can work as a delivery driver delivering food if you quickly pass the UK theory and practical driving licence tests.

But nothing beats getting an ICT job soon after you land in the UK (possible as long as you master a programming course preferably Java with certification exam passed before you leave Nigeria)

Its not easy for a married man relying on his wife as the bread winner in any country talk less of a strange country.

Also don't bring all your savings to the UK as you may need to dip into them from abroad if a job doesn't surface quickly n the UK and having that source of cash in Naija that you can call upon in times of shortage can be the difference between your wife continuing to respect you or seeing you as a loser and calling the cops to kick you out in the middle of the night so that she can claim single parent benefits (if she is entitled to such)

And btw don't waste your early months relying on getting an Accounting job as that field is oversubscribed in the UK with too many unqualified accountants getting a lot of the jobs based on job experience whilst there is a skills shortage of ICT staff especially Java and other top quality programming languages.

Best of luck
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by somez(m): 8:11pm On May 30, 2021
Anything legit, I will do trust me. I am not just an Armchair business man. I also paint and install wallpapers, panels and all. Before leaving I might learn tiling (maybe).

I heard plumbers are paid very well abroad too.
Lexusgs430:



Did i hear you say, proactive....... Very good.....

Ever thought of a skills like mechanic, plumbers, electrician, handyman etc etc ........ Did i hear you say NO, NEVER, GOD FORBID....... I heard you clearly..... tongue
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by somez(m): 8:01pm On May 30, 2021
Lol... Honestly I saw this comment coming. Lol

Far from it. Am aware that I will have to lean on her income temporarily but I've got to be proactive before leaving.
Lexusgs430:



Relying on your wife, is NOT a crime (it would be a temporary solution, not permanent)........

You need to start by shaking your 9ja mentality off, or else........ cheesy

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by somez(m): 7:33pm On May 30, 2021
Greetings everyone on this noble platform, I do greatly want to thank everyone for the insight you all share On this forum.

Pls I have a situation and humbly seek your advice.

I am making plans to relocate with my family to the UK , but my worry is what tangible job will I be doing. Don't get it wrong pls... I can actually do any hustle to survive as long as its legit, but for how long?

I am a certified accountant but currently running an interior designing company. Humbly am not doing bad in the business . Even in my absence, the company can still be running well in Nigeria.
My wife is a nurse so getting a job from here won't be an issue. But no man wants to rely Completely on he's wife... No.

My problem is : 1) Can I run an Ict certification course here before leaving?

2) If yes, what ICT course do you think is viable in the UK?

3) IF I'm to work in the care home (for a start) can I undergo an NVQ level course here in Nigeria?

Sorry if my write up is lengthy. I just Want to start and propel my career all over instead of being a liability in the UK.

Thanks

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