Every man out there has had to deal with a defiant girlfriend or wife. It’s the curse of Eve: girls naturally chafe at the yoke of the man they have submitted to, even if all they end up doing is finding another master to kneel to. But as much as she may deserve it, I don’t recommend uppercutting your girlfriend for a number of reasons. Not only do you run the risk of tainting her beauty with your fists—I personally don’t find Irish sunglasses arousing—but physical injuries will make it more difficult for her to please you. It’s difficult for a girl to go down on you when she has a broken jaw, for example.

So how do you discipline an unruly girl without permanently disfiguring her?

Answer: you spank her. Spanking allows you to inflict physical violence upon her—the violence that she loves—while simultaneously insulating her from permanent injury. All girls crave the firm hand of masculine authority on their behinds, and if you don’t provide it, she’ll find another man who will. Here is why you should spank your wife or girlfriend and how to go about doing it.

1. You will never get arrested.

Since most girls want to be spanked, it’s extremely unlikely that she will ever consider your weekly whippings to be “domestic violence.” Even if she doesn’t like the sting of your palm, her sense of shame will keep her from reporting you to the police. No girl wants her private life to become public knowledge, meaning that unless you’re a complete idiot, she will endure just about any humiliation you inflict on her. For that matter, even if she did report you to the police, they’d never take her seriously, which will further embarrass her. If you’re really worried, making a videotape of the two of you having rough sex will destroy her credibility in the eyes of the police, as if she were making a false rape accusation.

Spanking really is the perfect punishment: it lets you inflict the maximum amount of pain on a girl with the minimum amount of risk to yourself.

2. Spanking a girl puts her in her place.

One of the biggest problems with decking your girlfriend in the face is that it sends the wrong message. By expending so much physical effort on a frail little female, you’re implying that you view her as a threat. You wouldn’t try to kill an ant with an eighteen wheeler, so why would you treat your girlfriend like she’s a drunk biker at the bar trying to glass you?

Beneath all her huffing and puffing, she’s still just a girl.

When you put your girlfriend over your knee and whup her ass, you’re using the appropriate amount of force for the situation. By placing her in a submissive position and punishing her in the same way a father punishes an unruly child, you’re infantilizing her, imprinting on her her proper station in life. If she wants to behave like a child, you’ll treat her like a child. If she wants to be treated like an adult, she’ll have to put on her big girl panties and stop being such a brat.

3. It gives her an emotional release.

To girls, emotions are like semen, and if they go too long without some kind of release, they slowly begin to go insane. Starting fights, creating drama, moodiness and sulking: they’re the female equivalent of compulsive masturbation. Not only that, many girls will create drama and start arguments with you as a way of getting you to pay attention to them, same reason why a neglected child will go out of his way to cause trouble. “If he won’t hit me when I break the rules, it means he doesn’t love me.”

I wager the divorce rate would be halved overnight if men would just give their wives the occasional backhand.

Spanking a girl until she starts crying gives her the catharsis she’s seeking, in an environment that is mentally healthy for her. Her brain reboots and her desire to defy you is eliminated; her only thoughts will revolve around how to serve you better. Additionally, if you spank her for specific infractions, you’ll gradually program her to stop doing things that displease you, in the same way a child learns why sticking a fork into an electrical outlet is not smart. Females are infinitely malleable, and with time and effort, you can mold any girl into precisely what you want.



4. It feels good.

I always roll my eyes whenever I see someone in this part of the Internet say stuff like this:

“I wanted to be a nice guy, but it was YOU GIRLS who made me like this!”

Come off it. You enjoy the power and the prestige. You get a thrill out of dominating your girl, bringing her to heel. The flip side of feminine masochism is masculine sadism; yin and yang. The reason why men want big dicks, for example, isn’t because they want to impress girls or please them, but because they want to hurt them. Similarly, if girls want to be spanked, then it also follows that men enjoy spanking them. Whipping your girl lets you take revenge for all the frustration and anger she causes you. No words can adequately convey the sheer passion of palm against bottom, the anger sublimated and dissipated in a violent ritual that will bond the two of you closer together.

If girls want to be dominated, then men want to be dominant. You cannot have one without the other.

5. It lets you take control.

A few people are no doubt wondering, “Well, what if my girlfriend/wife LIKES being spanked?” The solution is simple: take control away from her. When it comes to spanking, most girls will top from the bottom; you strip her of this power by whipping her harder and longer than she wants. If she likes to be lightly spanked, you spank her until it hurts. If she likes to be spanked until it hurts, spank her until her butt is red raw. If she likes that, spank her until she has welts. You get the idea. The goal is to constantly violate her boundaries until you’ve conditioned her to behave exactly the way you want. And no, you don’t ask for permission, anymore than a father would ask a disobedient child for permission to punish her.

Remember, “no” means “yes,” and “stop” means “no.”

An undisciplined girl is like an undisciplined child. Without a man to lovingly correct her sins, she’ll keep on committing them, damning herself to a life of misery. Only when she is forced to directly confront the consequences of her actions will she grow as a woman. Psychological domination is necessary but not sufficient: a good spanking will bring even the most rebellious shrew into line.

I pity Saraki, He over played his game.

Uhm but if he travel out for 12months,what will you do?

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I don't need romance machine na, babe I've got u.....

Assest ke
I get am one-one o apart from balls that I have 2 and yet to build my house.
Everything to make a Man complete and comfortable I have.
To conclude am not rich but ok and I want more money sa o.

Chelsea. The blues we take the day because the quality of chelsea bench is wonderful. Games against high scoring team like psg and barca chelsea was able to hold its own and still carry the day.

Niyinficient:
Chelsea the Champions of England will take on the FA CUP winners, Arsenal tomorrow at the Wembley stadium in England. It's a renewal of the unending rivalry between the two London clubs with both managers making the rivalry more interesting on and off the field of play.

Will Frenchman, Arsene Wenger defeat his Portuegues counterpart Jose Mourinho in his 14th attempt?

Who do u think will take the day come tomorrow in Wembly?

Cc. @lalasticlala

May be as a coach because He is the FA chairman of his state. I don't see how he can cope with the 2. Series of meetings He will have to attend to in his state nd NFF won't allow him. Unless He want to let go of FA chairman

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To bury any of them won't take up to 6months for Tinubu. Ordinary PDP writing petition against Saraki wife, she noise. If Tinubu want to start His own haha they will run. Its God not man made. Tinubu was rubber stamp by almighty. Imagine if He can face abacha, personal sponsor most of Nadecho guys to fight againt abacha, send ruling party packing under 16 years of miss rule, who be Saraki? Tinubu will just buy everybody in Kwara politics and ask them to recall Saraki and Dogara. But He is old now He is an elder state man, He is now stepping softly. They should not allow him to come at them with force and crawls.

Mogidi:


Who is a the Tiger here, Saraki or Dogara?

On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Okeke Godwin Iyke wrote:

I do not admire Tinubu because he is a saint.
I do not admire Tinubu because he is from the south.
I do not admire Tinubu because he is a Yoruba.
If I want saints, I will proceed to heaven not on earth. Everyhuman is fallible.
Tinubu was there with Late Abiola (MKO baba), He never backed down when Abacha was even the cruel one.
I admire Tinubu because;
He saved Nigeria from the danger of falling into "one party state".
He has nurtured many renowned National successors.
He listened to the voice of the masses to surrender his personal ambition at the most critical moment.
He strategically terminated PDP 60 years life spam in 16years.
The robust critic and critique we are enjoying today is because Tinubu aligned himself to the masses to return the power to them.
Tinubu has the option of joining the PDP elites to hold us hostage for another decade but he gave his all to the masses
to dethrone the elites.
Political juveniles believed that APC won because of the votes from the North. No!!!,
APC victory was cemented the day PMB and Asiwaju resolved to work together.
Asiwaju and PMB almost became a Nomadic by visiting every human that can help midwife Nigeria salvation. Those
Nomadic Almajiri walk later brought salvation to us.
God willing, PMB is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Anybody, any cabal, any Viju milk activist, attempting to humiliate Asiwaju must have me to contend with.
An average PDP man is sad with Asiwaju because he brought them to their knee.
If anyone thinks that Bringing down Asiwaju is his project, that mission will not only crash but it will boomerang.
Don't tell me he is overbearing, your "underbearing" mentors were nowhere to be found when this country was
lying critically at the intensive care of the universe.
Recall my first line, Asiwaju is not a saint. Stop demonising what you admire out of envy. Even your mentors admire him.
He owns lagos! I hear you! Ask your grand father and parents how they acquired your so called "family land". Is it God that allocated it to them?
You are terrorizing your neighbours and village with your kpof-kpof kobo yet you criticise a man that is naturally addicted to technocrats irrespective of their tribe or
Religion.
Hmmmmm. I don talk am ooo, Asiwaju is not a political office holder oooo. Please let him be.
He is evil, I agree, but we need more of him than your saintly specie.
Dear Asiwaju,
Good Morning!
The gentle stride of a tiger is not a symbol of cowardice.

Mr Bayo I think you hypocritical here that a man refuse to lie or act like a normal politician does not make him a bad man. Truly he should have tactically prevent the question but we all know if you don't give the vote you shouldn't expect the goodies. It was the same blunder GEJ made that saw him being voted out. He forgot the yorubas that gave him the vote and was trying to please the north. We all knew what that caused him now. It will always be a politic blunder. Let them come and meet you, you don't beg them. As long as the north and west are happy the east and ijaws just have to switch to APC. That is the political fact. He said everything everybody deserves constitutional will be giving to them just that those special preferences may not be there. This is politics, he says it like it is even if he lied that will still be the way it will go. Was it not this same Nigeria we in when GEJ paid Ekiti when Fayose took over for Federal roads done by Fayemi and other southwest states was denied same! Even though people of southwest voted for him in 2011. Or do you think it will be political just after 4years of hardship in southwest to have same preference with southeast and southsouth? Zones that were enjoying all the goodies then. How many roads was touched during the last 4years in southwest? While 450billion was spent on eastern zone road by sure P. Do you think if not for election GEJ would had remember Lagos Ibadan road? Guy the guy is not our normal politician he says it as it is. Get use to that. If the southsouth and southeast know what is good for them they should move to APC. You can see what is happening in Bayesal now. Half of the state politicians are already in APC because you stay with the winning team. in the next 2years things will be normal but for now let those that voted for PMB enjoy why they stood in the rain and under the sun to protect their votes for a choice man. Note people just do say hausa and fulani north has 3 zones and they have more ethnic factions than the west. When you talking about apointment you should attach the zone. The same way I do think igbos are also the southsouth until I visited calabar and ph then I understood that they are different.

dearpreye:
The Fears/Wailing Of A Supporter

[b]Many of my friends and comrades with whom I tirelessly worked to elect President Muhammadu Buhari will condemn, castigate and pillory me for what I am about to write on Muhammadu Buhari, the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Please give it to me, I can take it.

President Buhari declared in Washington, DC during a question and answer session that he would not treat the constituencies that gave him 97% of their votes the same way he would treat those ones that gave him 5% of their votes because, according to him, it would be unfair! I couldn't believe this was a man I spent my money and time to elect into office. It is a monumental betrayal of trust and confidence. This asinine declaration reflects the torrid state of mind and abject performance of our president.
First, it shows that our president is not lucid enough and mentally capable to steer the ship of the nation because he didn't understand the question that was asked of him. The president asked the program moderator the meaning and clarification of the question! Nevertheless, my president still humiliated the nation with his response. This was a colossal demonstration of poor performance. Secondly, the response elucidates the thought process and the inner workings of the mind of the president, and it portrays him as a very regional and ethnocentric leader. This guy has just given the secessionists and agent provocateur a legitimate reasons for their agitation. He has also explained the reason and justified why over 90% of his recent appointments are of Hausa/Fulani stock.

~ Bayo Badmus

I think the body should be 60% and the face 40% cos if marry a pretty lady and she can't turn me on then she is just a pix in the house.