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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You Are Looking For A Job, Let Help You by somtoJ(m): 11:43am On Oct 07, 2022

Bsc Marketing/ Key Account Manager - Modern Trade

7 years modern trade sales, Trade marketing and FMCG sales experience.

Marketing and sales certifications

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Properties › Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by somtoJ(m): 9:50am On May 10, 2019

I'm in urgent need of flat to share in and around Surulere, anyone in need of a flatmate in Surulere should contact me ASAP!
Kindly contact me via 09022118372.

Properties › Re: HELP-- Monthly Or Quarterly Rent Accommodation Or Sublet Needed In Lagos by somtoJ(m): 11:07am On May 08, 2019

cherryll:
3 bedroom available in aguda surulere for six months . Price is 120k for 6 months. Only masters is ensuite and comes with a.c., goes for 150k. Monthly payment allowed.

Please if this is still available, kindly contact me with this number 09022118372.

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by somtoJ(m): 5:31pm On Sep 15, 2016

Avalon316:
Bloody feminist rejected by black men. Currently managing a white man's soft d1ck.

Hope these hungry naija feminists will follow suit and marry white men.

She is married to Ivara Esegee, a UNN trained doctor based in the US, and they have a kid together.

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TV/Movies › Re: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by somtoJ(m): 6:05pm On Sep 08, 2016

eniolaamoda:
So sad no one watchs suits
Very lovely film waiting for season5

No one watches wat? Really?
Almost all my series friends watch suits so...

Music/Radio › Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by somtoJ(m): 11:59pm On Jul 04, 2016

Officially blind By Tubaba

Music/Radio › Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by somtoJ(m): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2016

No kissing baby By Patoranking ft Sakordie
Y'all need to listen to this new jam

Romance › Re: Guys: She Drops This After Cheating & Breaking Up With You Will You Accept It? by somtoJ(m): 6:19am On Jun 23, 2016

Ordinary cheating...
Nne your sins have been forgiven

Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by somtoJ(m): 8:46am On Apr 27, 2016

KashyBaby:
It is true...men shud not take this as an offense on their side if they are broke financially, instead this is a wake up call for u guys to achieve something than juz sit down in ur house and do nothing...

You,what have you achieved for yourself?
Nonsense!

Romance › Re: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by somtoJ(m): 7:20am On Mar 23, 2016

In order to reduce the level of poverty amongst homes, in
my opinion I think a WOMAN who has not enough money to buy a house of his own not rent at least a 3 bed room flat
and a car to move him and his family around should not
get married.
Nonsense... selfish goldiggers.

Events › Re: Nigerian Man 29, Weds American 69 In Senegal (PHOTOS) by somtoJ(m): 8:20am On Mar 12, 2016

Beta green card

Family › Re: Wife To Separate From Husband For Relocating Too Much by somtoJ(m): 7:01am On Mar 10, 2016

He will still move to New York, so the wife should brace up

Politics › The Most Unstable Creatures On Planet Earth! by somtoJ(op): 9:53am On Mar 01, 2016

These people are the most unstable creature on planet earth
.
If I dey lie...just follow their line of thought !
Example:

Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
.
Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month.
.
Zombies:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters
.
Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k.
.
Zombies :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
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Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
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Zombies:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
.
I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
.
Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.
.
His idiotic zombies will be like:
.
Zombies:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay
.
Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

Career › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Transportation To Work On Daily Basis? by somtoJ(m): 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2016

#1100 to and fro

Romance › Re: Happy Valentines Day Nairaland!!! by somtoJ(m): 8:27am On Feb 14, 2016

I just discovered I have 5 girlfriends and 2 admirers. A few hours to valentine.

The devil is a liar.

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