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Konjiboii:
If you no finally fvck her she go vex for you ohh once you get chance try plug and play

Sorry,I be lady ooooo
Zero your thoughts from impossibility

I sent one woman in my office to get stuffs for me today, it's amazing as she got this!

Thou she makes shakara but me I dey manage her shakara for this economy


I don't know how she buys her stuff
God bless madam Sadiya

arcnomec:
If they have done that i will be happier ,at least i would still have my wife with me..

May you be consoled

arcnomec:
Tears is streaming from my eyes I type this!
On a shining and smiling Saturday afternoon,my late wife was having labor cramps,took her to the hospital hoping to be back with my bundle of joy,but it turned out to be a sad Saturday for me,a traumatizing one for that matter,she had a still birth ,few hours my little princess died,was called in by the nurses to notify me of it,I held my little princess by my arms talking to her lifeless body ,telling her daddy loves her,that she will be back to be with us,boomed,there came the shocker,that my wife was bleeding profusely,ran to blood bank bought blood they started transfusion,it was dripping off her body and ran back again for another blood same thing ,for like 8times and bought oxygen,1:45am I was called in to see the pale and lifeless body of my wife.

My whole world turned blank that minute,I heard voices from great beyond ,my heart raised like one running for a marathon.

She left me with our son who is 3yrs plus now.I couldn't cry even after her burial,thank God for an observatant aunt of mine who insisted I go to the hospital after the burial,for the first time I cried in the arms of the doctor,my air ways was freed and the heart papitation I was battling was arrested.

Oh ! Death won't take the trade,even when I offered.Lost 2 beautiful souls within a twinkle of an eye.

Tough I must say the only option they did not explore was to cut off her womb,so so sad a story

Today good but before I even play most games don go, courtesy of bad network,anyway I just collected 3k only.

eteebanky1:
FG suppose ban this Group

Unfortunate speculators, sabotage folks dy here

All they know is to import upanda


Ordinary toothpick, they can't produce it for export

What did you produce that's certified that I need and refuse to patronise you?
Face your front

Olamak1:
Can somebody tell me what's happening on Binance lately? P2P section is no longer accessible again (blanked - out) . Truly, the news had it a couple of days back that the FG planned to clamp-down on the platform. Has the mission been finally accomplished?

Yes, it's even on FrontPage nairaland

Custom is just useless, the country is just useless,no clearing for week plus on top of fluctuating Naira

Queengee:
I opted for 25percent of my Pension remittance, all documents successful and now the only thing hindering the payment is my former company I worked with because they refused to acknowledge the letter my pension sent to them for confirmation before proceeding to pay me on ground that I didn't resign properly.

truly when I left the company 3years ago I don't submit any resignation letter. I left without giving any notice because I was tired of the job. so is there any legal means I go about this because those HRs can be very wicked when you need them

If at all you know that these peeps go worry you, you would have remitted to your account using one registered company and at the same time update your working place to that company,incase they send it to the address of the new company,there will not be any feedback,boom,they pay you your money
But nevertheless, visit Stanbic IBTC for way forward,they can bypass your employer,there is no law stating that you must resign anywhere before payment is made

Wahala everywhere

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A hotel located in Onitsha along Owerri Road requires the service of an experienced hotel manager to oversee the affairs of the hotel.

JOB Description
Oversee the affairs of the hotel
Ensure customer satisfaction 💯
Ensure 💯 improved room service

Qualification
Ond or its equivalent in any field
Candidates MUST be living within Onitsha preferreably Owerri Road for proximity

Interested candidates should forward CV -impartconsulting@gmail.com

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MAINTENANCE MANAGER

Location: Onitsha

JOB EXPERIENCE:
Minimum of 12 years’ experience

JOB SUMMARY:
Lead all installation, repair and upkeep operations of the company’s machines, utilities and general facilities, preventive maintenance, oversee the continuous improvement of the processes and avoid (or prevent) equipment downtime.
KNOWLEDGE OF UNIVERSAL PACK MACHINE IS A MUST
FOOD MANUFACTURING EXPERIENCE IS REQUIRED PREFERENCE ON SPICES RELATED INDUSTRY


send application to: impartconsulting@gmail.com

Position: Internal Auditor

Location: Onitsha

Responsibilities
• Perform and control the full audit cycle including risk management and control management over operations’ effectiveness, financial reliability and compliance with all applicable directives and regulations
• Determine internal audit scope and develop annual plans
• Obtain, analyse and evaluate accounting documentation, previous reports, data, flowcharts etc
• Prepare and present reports that reflect audit’s results and document process
• Act as an objective source of independent advice to ensure validity, legality and goal achievement
• Identify loopholes and recommend risk aversion measures and cost savings
• Document process and prepare audit findings memorandum
• Conduct follow up audits to monitor management’s interventions
• Engage to continue knowledge development regarding sector’s rules, regulations, best practices, tools, techniques and performance standards



Requirements
1. ACCA OR ACA
2. First degree in accounting or related discipline
3. Minimum of 8 years’ experience as an internal auditor
4. The person must have work in a manufacturing/FMCG industry for at least 5years
5. Knowledge of sage300 ERP is added advantage.
Interested Applicants should forward their CV - impartconsulting@gmail.com

BucketMan:
Hello guys, please I need your advice. I'm currently in a dilemma on what to do with my life presently. I'm a lawyer called to the bar in December 2022. Afterwards I practiced in a law firm for 6 months before resigning due to the meagre salary and harsh work environment. I just couldn't keep up, Although I can confirm that legal practice was very terrific but it's something that you can only enjoy if you're well paid at the Law firm or company you work with to effectively maintain the standard expected from you.

I've been jobless for 8 months now as all the efforts I put into securing a job ended in futility. I'm thinking of going for my masters degree(LLM) instead of staying idle at home with my parents. I think by doing this I can keep myself busy and improve on my career academically while also trying to find a good job in today's Nigeria.

Serious advice needed please

Learn a skill and at the same time get relevant selling certification

U see chipper Cash

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That's there business,we in South East don't care about d so called protest, nah una brother dey punish una, brother things

Watianoengineer:
Those shouting Peter Obi up and down as if he has magic wand what would Obi had done differently? Peter Obi that failed in Anambra is who they are comparing with a man that set the template for modern Lagos. Even if the price of cement is 50k, we will continue to pray for and support the renewed hope agenda of President Tinubu

People self

Your shame just dey shame me jare,as nwa Anambra State wey I be

abdeefggh:
The Senator representing Anambra North Local Government, Senator Tony Nwoye has handed over a Tech Innovation and Computer Hub Building to Aguleri Community in Anambra East Local Government Area of the state.
His tweet on X ;


Source :SenatorNywoye on X

My people, this is not acceptable at all
Ndi Anambra deserve better

DaddyRochie1642:
It's over one year I lost my mother to stage 4 breast cancer, the breast cancer was not detected early,

- I remember that day very clearly like it was yesterday,
- It was on a Sunday morning, she was responsive their on her hospital bed, she was even smiling with the doctor attending to her,
- I was there, my younger brother was there, my older cousin was there, we were there by her side, the doctor attending to her left,
- Few minutes after the doctor left, mummy closed her eyes,
- We immediately rushed and called the doctors to the situation, the brought their machine for CPR, the machine couldn't detect her pulse/vitals,
- She was pronounced dead after several efforts.
- I couldn't believe I just saw mummy die before my eyes,
- My younger brother went nuts right there in the hospital, my older cousin shed tears, his eyes were red, I was too shocked, I just sat down beside her body and held her hand for over an hour, she was 52years old.
- This memory plays in my head each day.

- My younger brother was never himself After mummy's passing,
- He developed some kind of mental health issues, it was so bad for him,
- My younger brother became a complete shadow of himself, this is someone that is full of Life and energy when mummy was alive.
- Doctor said it was schizophrenia which was triggered due to the loss of a loved one as he was very close to her.

- With combined efforts, my younger brother slowly overcame the mental health issue,
- Each time I look at him, I'm so glad we rallied around for him, I am so glad I played my role and stood by him at that low point in his life, I'm filled with happiness each time I see him.

- Witnessing a loved one die in your presence is a scar for life, it can damage a person for Life.

You can share your experience if you wish, it is not an easy thing to talk about.

I decided not to witness my father die, he was sick,I manage the sickness with the help of my brother who is a medical doctor in NHA.
Why we chose that is because the last time he went to my village hospital,the doctor there was clueless, I'm sorry but that's the truth, so I have been managing him since 2012.
Everything will go.well each time he's sick,mum will call my attention and I will quickly come over.
The decision of coming down to the east, popsy was part of the plan,so that it will be a bit easier for me.
Down to 2019,he fell sick but mum didn't alert me as she used to , I just think it's his time to go,each time I call,she will say he is getting better. Mother's day was around the corner,so decided to wait til that Saturday, before the mothering Sunday.
I call each time and speak with my old man,he will respond Ok.
When I came back,rushed to his room, behold a dead man that have few days left. Mum what happened? Dad is almost dead ,I acclaimed!
She started crying, just get ready I Said.
Picked my phone called Doc ,dad have less than 3 days to live,shocked to the bone marrow,he said please can you take him to Enugu, me- this man here cannot get to Enugu.
Least I forgot, drugs everywhere in the room, I called my dad the way I use to-S U Man ( deep he responded) I shook my head in disappointment.
Called my eldest brother,come down first thing tomorrow morning if you want to see him alive,he thought it was a joke.
Fast forward to.sunday which is the mothering Sunday, no zeal to do anything,the sets of wrapper I handed over to my mum.
I was just praying for him not to die that night,my heart was jumping!
That Sunday,I took off,lo and behold early hours of Monday 3am,my phone was buzzing, e don happen I said, I didn't pick anything,inntye morning I came to work, my colleague,how far,i said , bad, as a matter of fact,e be like say my dad don go !
I summoned courage called my mum,she was crying,I called my brother the doctor,he said did you hear,I said hear what,our father is dead,see shouting,to my bone marrow I roasted.
I'm not a crying type,I planned next movement back to the village,on getting there , entered his room, SU MAN was no longer there.
I was troubled for 2 weeks, after his death,no sleep nothing nothing,fear everything.
But after the two weeks,he came to see me in my dream,early hours of 3-4am.
It was an awesome experience, bottom line he was carried by a whirlwind up, waving,in that dream I remembered I said-greet angel Gabriel for me, he responded yes I will my daughter ( dad loves speaking English and Latin) .
After that day, I was healed completely,on d burial day,as the first and only daughter,I went to bring him, my spirit keep telling me, remember what I told you,no crying, I'm fine, nah so I carry my hand put for the coffin,driver start the motor,off we go.
I missed my father S U MAN, he was a good man,he didn't get much from me as he left unannounced,Rest in Peace S U MAN

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We are a manufacturing company located in the South East. Having a branch in large capacity in Lagos state of Nigeria.

We currently seek for an experienced professional in Warehousing to join the team.

Location: Lagos

Qualification
Bsc/Hand in Accounts, Business Administration, Mathematics, Statistics, Economics

Skills
Very calculative

Job Description
Receive stocks into the warehouse and record same on Sage and bin cards accordingly.
Daily updating of stocks.
Reconcile stock daily and ensure that your physical stock tallies with. the system balance
Proper house keeping
💯 palleting of products
Escalate descrepancies of stock to appropriate authorities.

Candidates must possess high level of integrity
Salary
Attractive/Negotiable

Interested applicants should submit their CV -impartconsulting@gmail.com not later than 2 weeks of this advertisement.

Thinktwiceb4:
Noted, thanks

According to her now, the test that she took this early morning shows that she is pregnant

Let her run a scan,if it tallies with the time you had it with her ,then you go on with her, please don't terminate the beby,but if it didn't tally,let her tell you who got her pregnant then, Goodluck

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Thinktwiceb4:
Good evening all,
pls someone should me because I can't think straight again since morning. I met a girl month ago, she has been on neck to have s*x with her for the past month but I always declined, at times I do reach the point but I always stop, but today's own was different cus I couldn't hold it any longer. Though it was not upto 2 minutes sex before I realized that the economy is not smiling but everything was inside already. After the s*x I contacted some people on what she can take, they recommended beecham and teem solar including the said girl, now she is feeling lizzy.
Pls I don't know what to do, I can't think straight at the moment.

This is my first time having sex and it will be the last for now

Think twice u no use your name well oo,I for tell you oo but can't at the moment ooo.
That babe wan pin you down,I be woman,she just want to use belle nail you down.
Think twice before using your device next time. If she come around saying she is pregnant,tell her to run a scan, but before that tell her you marked the date you had intercourse with her, so that she will know that you are on ground.
Women are terrible

Even under Buhari,it has never been this hard!
Emilokan do something now!

ruggedtimi:
Na the 400 odds you want advertise...definitely someone will hit ur dm asking for code

Em wan run men street