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Dear Candidate,
You are invited for interview as follows:
Position: Installation Officer.
Date:
Time: 9.00 am prompt.
Venue: C & I Motors,
334/336 Agege Motor Road Lagos.
Requirement:
- Please come with your updated curriculum vitae and certificates - originals & photocopies.


Above is the text message I received, after applying for the above position, but am skeptical about the location, I want you guys to confirm if this company is a scam or real.

hello Tugrow, I contacted u on whatsapp

Ok, guy am not a pro, but there are things that can cause u not to have erection that moment, the nearest is probably u r over excited as a first timer.

I think normally u should have erection d second time, next time don't get too excited and see if it will work, and also go see a doctor.

Kog45:
Pls tell us players in eagles living on past glory,tell us why Onazi should be dropped and who are d fast rising players?then we can discuss.

I believe there are players already playing there prime, and he is right onazi is one, even Mikel obi is also at his prime, we all know what musa can do and I don't he can get any better at this age, simon mosses is not doing well too, recalling Ighalo was because of the nature of the opponent.

I don't think these players have anything spectacular to offer, but may be in the next two yrs we won't hear much abt them except something drastic happens.

o boi e no easy oo, to get 40 refs no be here.
OP I like ur strategy oo

o boi e no easy oo, to get 40 refs no be here.
OP I like ur strategy oo

o boi e no easy oo, to get 40 refs no be here.
OP I like ur strategy oo

ikp120:
Even your English proves how hypocritical it's to be a perfectionist. Rest in peace English. Hehehehehe

you seems like a perfectionist too, try get some help pls, its very bad.

My dad is a perfectionist very annoying and am beginning to worry that its slowly affecting me as well, he is the most perfect followed by the senior brother, cos he always referred to me as the clumsiest.

I always point it out to him that if he was that all knowing and doesn't make mistake then he should have been richer than dangote. Yes most perfectionist are not that successful cos they always look down on people and believe only them can do the work better, therefore subjecting them self to lost of stress.

When he starts complaining I just let him do the work, at the end his body will tell on him.

Also he is principled so I will say perfectionist is the extreme side of principle, I call it principle abuse.

Role Purpose

· Perform sales and marketing of electricity, management of allocation of energy and driving collections of energy billed to the customer.
· Ability to manage customer relationship relating to meter reading and bill distribution.
Lagos Full time
Responsibilities

· Conducting advance metering activities (energy aggregation, energy analysis, energy loss analysis, bill determinants and dynamic tariffs etc.)
· Performing remote monitoring of meter behaviour using human machine interfaces (HMI)
· Performing remote energy usage tracking
· Customer meter reading and capturing meter status/remark.
· Providing customer meter reading books/cycle and updating reading sequence.
· Performing manual data entry for customer meter reading and meter reading status on a daily basis.
· Managing meter reading instrument availability for meter reading activities.
· Preparing daily reading upload batch files.
· Prepare exception reports.
· Bill distribution to customers.
· Meter reading and bill distribution reporting.
· Performing on site activities/supervision/site visit with regards to installed meters.
· Monitoring of prepaid meters
· Special customer meters re-reading/site visit.
· New customer capture and periodic customer tariff reclassification
· Coordinating with other departmental officers to attend to customer complaints related to meter reading activities.
· Managing all customers’ complaints related to meter reading within areas of jurisdiction.
· Managing Customer accounts maintenance to avoid build-up of unrealistic debts(vacant premises, etc)
Minimum qualifications

· First degree (B.SC or H.N.D) in Marketing, Social Sciences or any relevant field.
· Minimum 2 years field experience in sales and marketing.
· Basic computer proficiency (MS Excel, Word, Outlook)
Technical Competencies

· Knowledge of the power industry
Behavioral Competencies

· Ability to work under pressure and multi task effectively.
· Good Oral and Written Communication Skills
· Attention to Detail.
· Persuasive
· Analytical Skills






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The Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited (SPDC), operator of the NNPC/Shell/Total/Agip Joint Venture (SPDC JV) announces the commencement of the 2017 SPDC JV Regional LiveWIRE Programme.

Applications are invited from interested candidates for:

2017 LiveWIRE Regional Programme

Description
Livewire is a youth enterprise development programme supported by the SPDC JV. The programme aims to inspire, encourage and support young people aged 18-35 with training and finance to start their own businesses.
Programme Objectives
The LiveWIRE programme objectives are:
Enable youths to establish businesses by exposing them to business planning and management skills through the ‘Become a Successful Business Owner Course’.
Provide business start-up grants for candidates with the best business plans.
Link successful candidates to third parties like financial institutions and non-government organisations (NGOs).
Provide a volunteer mentoring programme for successful candidates.
Programme Content
Pre-start up: Value and Organise Yourself (VOY)
Bright Ideas workshop (BI)
Become a Successful Business Owner (Business Planning & Management)
Value Chain workshop
Business Start-up (How to access finance & technology)
Post start up (Mentoring and Market linkages).
Applications Eligibility
Male and female applicants from the region (South-South).
Must possess a University degree or HND in any discipline.
Must have completed NYSC if within mandatory bracket.
Must be resident in their states of origin.
Must not be in paid employment.
Must have an innovative business idea.
Must desire to own and manage a business.
Application Closing Date
21st August, 2017

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
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I still don't know what a Phd holder will be doing with Npower, education has been messed up in this country.
The thing is that education is highly overated in Nigeria.

demefa:
All your comments on nairaland comes with grammatical bombs!!!

demefa:
All your comments on nairaland comes with grammatical bombs!!!

guy e b like u be monitoring spirit ooo
hahhahahhahhaha
the guy blunder no be here oo

Nice one, he can now play ball.

Napoleon55:
I was actually referring to Nigerian press

the truth is he plays like messi period but he is not messi he can create his own game style latter.

but yes he plays like messi

na me talk am, oya come flogg me

TheGoodJoe:
He was lost in the game because the midfield was poor. Is that too difficult to get? With better incisive passes he would not be lost in the game. Even Suarez will perform poorly without good services. Quit your campaign against Iheanacho. Most here watched the game and can clearly see that our midfield was the problem. Fix the problem first. Talking Iheanacho is fantasy.

I don't know why we fans won't solve problem from the root, if u see ur striker is not good at air why not play ground pass, are we trying to say we should start inviting tall players cos we cant play one good ground pass or accurate pass.

who ever is shouting on Iheanacho is very biased, the coach shld be blamed for not using what u have effectively.

if u see ur opponents are tall it is foolishness to play ball in the air, against Cameroon we shouldn't try it cos they will so much disgrace us.

I believe Mikel will stabilize the midfield, and why is it that iheanacho is the talk of town? is it because he plays for city? a big club, but Iwobi also plays for arsenal, why is nobody talking abt him?

At city balotelli was not too bad, but at Liverpool he was a big flop. I don't know him and benteke who was d highest flop at Liverpool.

do4luv14:
Nah WA ooooo, anoda argument, for those questioning the work permit and transfer of players into BPL, as per special talent,


I know its cause of HENRY OYEKURU that brought about dis,
as per I.SUCCESS, even J.IGHALO,

those two doesn't play the require national quota to earn the transfer into BPL, , they are a constant for their respective clubs, a promising talent,

and more from Italy to Spain,, as well playing for their clubs regularly barring injury, they are ripe for EUmenbership,

plus the reason y GRENADE refuse to sell SUCCESS. To A.madrid, is cos they rate him highly, hence moving him around their family biz

So they just spoilt that career

NwaAmaikpe:



The way wey e dey do me....if I catch this brézz, I will deflate it with just once suck.


The breàst is so wrinkled that I am sure it's milk will be powdered.

guy, savage you are.

one thing I admire about your brain is you seem to see things in an absurd angles.

am thinking if all humans use the right side of the brain to think you are definitely using the Left side, cos ur observations are incredibly outrageous.

komekn:
It's not as straightforward as that, they are not paying a lot of money for him. He is a player they will buy and if he doesn't meet the requirements they can still sell for various little profit.

It's business not just football.

Francisco Junior turned down offers from Manchester city, etc and came to Everton at age 19, having played for Portugal U21, was on near £10k a week from Benfica fc. He played a couple of games for Everton. He was an EU citizen and did not require a work permit.

Today after all the hype he is playing for lowly Norwegian side in an obscure league, going nowhere fast.

Onyekuru is just on a very long road that may not lead to the premiership. There are many mountains to climb.

Wish him well but these are the harsh realities.l

Why una like hating like this?, from your tone its obvious you don't like the move, and which one be Fransisco junior does it have a relationship with henry?, you have already wished the guy doom before he even kicked the ball.

No matter wetin person do people must talk, I remember when nacho went to city they said he won't perform that he shld go for a small club, but the guy proved dem wrong and performed exceptionally well until pep decided not to use him, now he is going for a small club people still dey complain.

Thank God henry did not sign for arsenal cos people for talk tire, let's give the guy a chance abeg.
If u doubt his ability go and watch his highlights on YouTube, u will understand why he is rated high.

Humility017:
the dude should go to Leicester...
I really fancy...Shakespeare desire to play him as SS

Forget coach promises, Leicester like long balls a lot vos most of their players are pacey, but nacho likes to play short pass and doesn't have much speed, I think Leicester will be a very bad choice for him.

Oasis007:


Isaac Success is also an EU Citizen before he moved to Watford?! Iheanacho..... I guess is also an EU Citizen before he was signed by Man City?!

I really don't understand why some of you won't take time to study a Scenario before jumping on Board to defend the indefensible out of Favoritism.

Have you heard of Exceptional Talent Clause to get Work Permit in UK?! Kindly do some Homework on it pls. It won't hurt you.

Chairman, I tire for your argument oo, OK let me agree with you say henry is not an exceptional player, cos he has not proven himself, does it mean that success is an exceptional player for him to get the work permit?.

Try google that work permit stuff and see how it works, success case may have been cos of relationship BTW owner of the same club, remember iheanacho was player for the U21 side of city for almost a year, check those factors please.

henry is not too fantastic before we start expecting miracle from him, let the guy be given room to express himself before we crucify am.

Anderlecht is even a bigger club than Everton if he can prove himself there, then it shldnt be a hard job in Everton.

Joebie:
Lol now it's Leicester City

Southampton just joined the race, the move is hotting up, check BBC gossip. He will definitely move before transfer deadline worst case is a loan maybe if it drags till the deadline date.