what a name gentlefuck

3 point off course with another 6 goals

You can name him Sani Lulu who cares

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Bleep" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

mine is BIG, STRONG and ACTIVE who cares

oboy this what we call ridenamouspabukuwayi fork ak jor but make sure say you were swelter ooo

from nokia 3310 i migrated to motorola C117 looks like matches box

mine was Nokia 3310

NL please i need your reply on this,
A friend of my asked this question (if mastibating can cause any harm) but don't know what to answer just told him to give me some time to find out.
Pls if you have any infor feel free to share.

this guy is a dam thief if you don't report him his gonna put everybody including you in a deep shit,
and if you confront him he will think you're standn on his way then send asserssin after you so report him and make sure you have a camera on his ass as evidence

get aka 47 trace him and pump all the bullet in his chest

If you bleep her u will naver forgive urself,

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?
The Jewish mother replies, "I didn't like her." [/color][color=#006600]