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NETWORK SECURITY
What Do We Mean by Network Security? Network security consists of the policies and practices adopted to prevent and monitor unauthorized access, misuse, modification, or denial of a computer network and network-accessible resources. It secures the network, as well as protecting and overseeing operations being done.


Network security is any activity designed to protect the usability and integrity of your network and data. It includes both hardware and software technologies. Effective network security manages access to the network. It targets a variety of threats and stops them from entering or spreading on your network.


What Is the Aim? Our target is to increase knowledge sharing. This will also enable us to engage with members of the public who want to participate in our activities.

What Will I Learn?
You will learn Network security basics, Types of network security and by the end of the training course you will be able to:

Phases of Network security
Network Security Methods
Network security and the cloud
Network Security software
Who Is Invited? Anyone aged 16 and above; who is involved or has an interest in Network Security. Curious minds are also invited – You don’t have to be a math whiz.


Thursday 13th – 15th of September 2018

TIME: 8:30AM- 4:30PM

ADDRESS: 62, KASUMU LADIPO STREET, OFF TINUADE, BY ALLEN AVENUE, FIRST BANK BUS STOP.

ADMISSION FEE: N60,000 {PAYMENT TO BE MADE TO T- One Technology. 0027746661 Sterling Bank}

More information, call or WhatsApp 08038237862, 08132207884, 08052422596.

NETWORK SECURITY
What Do We Mean by Network Security? Network security consists of the policies and practices adopted to prevent and monitor unauthorized access, misuse, modification, or denial of a computer network and network-accessible resources. It secures the network, as well as protecting and overseeing operations being done.


Network security is any activity designed to protect the usability and integrity of your network and data. It includes both hardware and software technologies. Effective network security manages access to the network. It targets a variety of threats and stops them from entering or spreading on your network.


What Is the Aim? Our target is to increase knowledge sharing. This will also enable us to engage with members of the public who want to participate in our activities.

What Will I Learn?
You will learn Network security basics, Types of network security and by the end of the training course you will be able to:

Phases of Network security
Network Security Methods
Network security and the cloud
Network Security software
Who Is Invited? Anyone aged 16 and above; who is involved or has an interest in Network Security. Curious minds are also invited – You don’t have to be a math whiz.


Thursday 13th – 15th of September 2018

TIME: 8:30AM- 4:30PM

ADDRESS: 62, KASUMU LADIPO STREET, OFF TINUADE, BY ALLEN AVENUE, FIRST BANK BUS STOP.

ADMISSION FEE: N60,000 {PAYMENT TO BE MADE TO T- One Technology. 0027746661 Sterling Bank}

More information, call or WhatsApp 08038237862, 08132207884, 08052422596.

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said,"THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to give you a test that will run for two hours, and from the results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

It's gone! It's all GONE!!" I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

"Jesus saves , "

A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.

He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preacher, I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"Noooo, I have not Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

A boy and his father visiting from a
third world country were at a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and back
together again. The boy asked his father,
"What is this, Father?". The father
responded, "Son I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't
know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched small circles of
lights with numbers above the walls light
up. They continued to watch the circles
light up in the reverse direction. The
walls opened up again and a voluptuous
24-year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your
mother!".

After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.

According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.

Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.

"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that Mouth Action I was
promising you."

A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife:

Dear Husband, "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

Dear Wife, "Whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

Dear Husband, "You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter:

Dear wife, "NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"

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A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the
size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't
want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the
size.

One night when him and his girlfriend are making
out in a dark corner he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small
dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there
impatiently waiting to see her reaction.

His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but
I don't smoke."

The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

4 guys telling stories in a bar; 1 guy leaves to
go to the restroom, 3 guys are left.
First guy says, "I was worried that my son was
gonna be a loser because he started out washing
cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he
got a break, they made him a salesman, and he
sold so many cars that he bought the dealership.
In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his
best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

Second guy says, "I was worried about my son too
because he started out raking leaves for a
realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him
a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought
the real estate firm. In fact, HE's so successful
that he just gave his best friend a new house for
his birthday.

Third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started
out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well He
got a break, they made him a broker, and now he
owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich
that he just gave his best friend $1 million in
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My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what
that stuff was for. Then I noticed women were
coming up to me (sniff) 'Married!' (walk off).
That's how they mark their territory! You can take
off that ring, but it's hard to get that April
fresh scent out of your clothes.
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Loi & Erap take d only room available on d 100th floor of a hotel. The elevators were busted, so they took d
stairs.
At the 10th flr, Erap tells Loi he has somethng to tell her. “ Tell me upstairs” says Loi. When they reached d 100th flr, Loi finally asked what Erap wanted to say: “ We forgot the keys downstairs.”

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