₦airaland Forum

delectablegyal:
I am just saying. Shout out to all the virgins out there. Even though the konji is strong, we are still holding on to our pride, we are not letting it go.

Because others are doing it does not make it right. Keeping your virginity is the right thing to do, forget what these non virgins say to you. No shaking.
#teamweddingnight.

LMFAO

LadyF, kt4rd.

Please continue, we (rather, I) need something new to divert us (me).

Very wise words, OP.

Thanks for sharing.

+1

StringerBell:
Let's continue the remix frm here:
HR Head: "Really? But why are they restless now? It took us longer to conduct the AC after the SHL stage and nothing happened.
HR Officer: "Yes sir, but we sent them an e-mail informing them about the cause of the delay and a proposed date for the next stage.
HR Head: "Oh yeah. Well I guess we know what to do then?
HR Officer: "But sir, we are still busy with the Experienced hires, plus the results of the..."
HR Head: (Interrupts) "Yes, but we should say something. What are our values again?"
HR Officer: Excellence, Teamwork, Integrity and Cari....oh! now I see your point sir. Ok, I'll do so sir.
HR Head: By the way, I heard some of them are so clever and are displaying some FBI skills. On that note, we didn't have this conversation. Infact, this meeting never happened. You understand?
HR Officer: "Which meeting sir?"
HR Head: (Smiling) "That's my boy".
HR Head: One more thing, send a congratulatory message to Forkaddict.
HR Officer: "Forkaddict? What kind of name is that? How can someone be addicted to....oohhh! Now I get it!
HR Head: "Get out of my office!"


Congrats Forkaddict!

LWKMD!

Hearty Congratulations, forkaddict!

November and 190 cometh...

Wetin dey happen?

FlirtyKaren:
Let's do a quick late night poll, guys.
What do you think? Singer Timi Dakolo and wife, Bukola VS Comedian AY and wife Mabel Makun. Which of these two Nigerian power couples would you say is hotter, more stylish, your fav?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/nigerias-hottest-couple-timi-dakolo.html

Timi's wife is "Busola", not Bukola

Emmaesty:
Hello. Please I want to buy a laptop that comes with windows 10 but I can't find any, can you help me out? Or when will laptops with Windows 10 be available?

Dell is already selling laptops with Windows10. I saw it on their website 2/3 weeks ago.

Luckygurl:


Funny acts right there

And I hope you succumb to that temptation

I'm not succumbing to anything. Personal stuff is for twitter and I'M networks

Luckygurl:
Me: Daddy buy something for me while coming back

Dad: I'll buy nothing for you when coming back

Me: yes! Don't forget to buy nothing for me oo

Announcing to anyone who cares to listen, Daddy will buy nothing for meeee

A shocker awaits me when he comes back...

Me: Dad where;s the nothing you promised to buy

Dad: I bought nothing na

Lol!! Obviously he got something for me but having a little fun with my supposed ignorance ain't a bad thing I guess.

My family still teases me with it till this day

LMFAO LWKMD!

Enahi:
Oh lord am in for it what's with y'all sending me messages

I have to go to bed,hopefully when I wake up this thread would have died down..

Guys no dey waste time!!! hahahaha.

Enahi:
To all d doubting Thomas, here is something for your imagination

Nice. Impressive.
But, em...not to tell you how to make your decisions, but perhaps posting the pic of your bum might not be helping your case here.

LMFAOOOOO

Enahi:
To everyone sending me pm, what do you want me to do for you ? I don't understand do you all want me to split my behind into pieces for you all?

Haba

After reading the comments, one thing I enjoy doing is scrolling to the botton of the page and checking out the people who are currently viewing.

Some names are almost always stalking, but rarely or never comment.

raayah:
. Not an atheist but I will answer your questions.

1) why are we they in the religion section?? Simpĺy because there is no atheist section. If seun creates another board for atheists they will go.

2)Why cant you answer 'those' silly questions? Help them understand.

3)Please give examples of this situation occuring on nairaland. I feel you are exagerrating here. What is wrong with responding with a question. If i dont know something, I would want to learn.

4)They do not have the same belief as you do. You believe and honor God. They dont. Simple. Do you spell Satan / Devil with Capital S and D.? Some people worship him too.

5)Atheists are not obssessed with Christains. Christains like to come directly in atheist face. JW's come to your house, others give pamphlets and so on. Islam does not do this. They are not disturbing us.Islamists are more obssessed and will try to kill you.

6) Science has saved the world . From cancer research to the internet. You are using a forum that an athiest created.
Isnt that wrong for you? Do not be yoked with unbelievers.

7) You are allowed to preach but atheists aren't allowed to?

Atheists do not care about what you wear. Its religion. Christains will send a woman out of the church for wearing trouser, islam will cry foul if you are without Hijab.

Truth is that your religion actually depends on where your family. If you were born to a mohammed in Kano, u will probably be a muslim, if you were born in india, probably be an hinduist... Its not really about faith for most people, its about what you were indoctrinated in.

Your head is there,

Annybens1993:
This is really encouraging... I studied an educational course and graduated with a 4.0 as the best graduating student in my department this year. I'm suppose to be going for service this month ending. I've been trying to work on getting scholarship information but then the ginger isn't there really. Thank God for this write-up.. I think I need great friends with similar interests.

COngrats on being the BGS in your department. It's no small achievement.

I'll advice you: Please find that ginger that you need. Don't wait for anyone to ginger you. Time is running out, and you're in Nigeria where the job market is very very competitive (unless you have "connections" who will easily get you a job or sponsor you for masters.)

If you really want to go for masters, start now to do research on available degrees and scholarships available to you. Spend at least 2 hours everyday just reading up on them. Speak to anyone you know that enjoyed a PG scholarship and get tips that you will rarely read about.

All the best, and enjoy your NYSC. Cheers.

ENIGMA24:
Thanks a lot, I guess I can't apply yet as my b.sc is still in view and ill be graduating by the end of 2016,
I'm currently in my 400lvl 2nd semester altho lectures Havnt commenced.

Even though you're still an undergraduate, start now to do research on all possible scholarships available to you (with respect to your course, your state of origin, your grade, your 'connections' etc).
The earlier you're aware, the better. There are lots of available PG scholarships, if you look well. When I was doing my masters abroad, I came across other Nigerians who were also there on other scholarships, some of which I had never heard of before!
I was dulling after I graduated while several of my best friends/classmates went abroad on scholarships. It took me 2/3 years to finally get one, and by then my friends were already on very good jobs.

cc luckygurl, mynd44

yungprof09:
Can som1 who is currently on a 3.1 CGPA with his 300level results come with a 2.1 with the final year results(with 3.5 the basic requirement for a 2.1..need ur inputs nairalanders either from experience or knowledge.tks

It depends on how your university calculates CGPA. Some schools give equal weight to every semester and level; Others give more weight to the final years.

Focus on getting A's in all the remaining courses in your syllabus.

ENIGMA24:
Which other program sir....so as to enable interested persons have an option.

PTDF Overseas PG Scholarship.

They are currently accepting applications for the 2016/2017 academic session for Masters.

All the best.

Congratulations!
Two of my former colleagues got the Erasmus full scholarships for Engineering courses. They are now doing their doctorates in Europe and USA.
I know another lady who is also doing her masters courtesy of Erasmus.

I applied to Erasmus in 2011, but was unsuccessful. I later got another full scholarship which enabled me do my masters abroad and led to my current job.

Congrats again. All the best in your quest. Cheers.

Real Racing 3.
I've been playing it on Android almost every other day since mid-2013.

Before RR3, I enjoyed GT Racing, NeedForSpeed, Asphalt 7 and Asphalt 8 (on different OS platforms)