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seunmsg:
Na so una dey do so no dey form anything. You all are not different.

My Director!! I noticed that your alter ego, nairalanda1 is missing in action. So therefore, you decided to resurrect after abandoning us for days.😜😜😜😜😜😜 My Director 😛😛😛😛

wediehere1:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/08/21/enugu-government-says-27-kidnappers-esn-members-loyal-simon-ekpa-killed-security

I hope they're Fulanis and not Ibos.

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Nice fictional story.

seunmsg:
They are collectively greedy. Isaac PIDOM was so boastful and arrogant to the point that you think he’s more powerful and connected than the US president.

The werey is done for good. He will be away for a very long time.

Hmmm! Kadoso Mutairu aka seunmsg 😜😜😜😜😜

Newlymarried:
https://guardian.ng/news/world/africa/cameroon-president-biya-to-contest-again-at-93/

Somebody should use a pillow to see kini yen to this antiquated human being while he is sleeping. He is indeed a loyal stooge to the West.

seunmsg:
CJN is by merit and seniority and not by federal character. We are not talking about 2x2 kiosk trading association here please.

Kadoso Mutairu aka seunmsg 😜😜😆😆🤪😜🤪🤪🤪 TKO

seunmsg:
Can you guys just stop lying? Where and when did Oando acquire NNPC retail? Oando divested fully from OVH long before OVH was acquired by NNPC. Both NNPC retail and OVH are fully owned subsidiaries of NNPC so what’s the uneducated noise all about?

Atiku is either a complete illiterate or a very mischievous person for issuing that poorly informed press statement. Sadly, poorly educated folks like you are flying around with the same nonsense.

For the avoidance of doubt, NNPC is not selling NNPC retail to anyone. What NNPC did was to merge NNPC retail limited (an NNPC subsidiary) with OVH (another NNPC subsidiary).

OVH does not belong to OANDO, Wale Tinubu or Bola Tinubu. It belongs to NNPC.

My Director! Boo ni o?😆😆😆😆😆. E ni ke e kan siwa leni, abi?

nlfpmod:
https://x.com/atiku/status/1826299803401425331?t=0ZSn5IFU4da7DItw7WeNcg&s=08


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8191820/sokoto-bandits-kill-isa-muhammad

To all Hausa/ Gobir youths and all other oppressed ethnic groups in the North and Central:

The Fulanis made it clear, especially when Buhari was president, that Northern Nigeria is theirs by right of conquest, and this privilege extends also to all their Fulani cousins domiciled in other countries in Africa. As a matter of fact, the whole of Nigeria is seen as their god given property. Hence the acts of inhuman criminality against all other ethnic groups in Nigeria who they see as slaves.

Kindly note that the traditional ruler killed in Sokoto is not of Fulani extraction. All the farmers that have suffered under the cruelty of these Fulani marauders are not Fulanis. They are all Hausa or other minorities. Every single farm owned by Fulanis have never been ravaged. No single Fulani farmer has been disturbed in his farm. It's always other ethnic nationals. And that is what is also happening in the South. This ethnic group, using the resources of the government as provided to them during Buhari's misrule, sought to subdue every other ethnic group. Right now, they have dug their talons deep into every aspect of the polity and it would only take a collective effort to route them and send them packing.

magzey:
Very unfortunate ,our lives are no longer safe ,the government has failed us ,
May Allah forgive his shortcomings and grant him Jannatul Firdausi Ameen.

Your lives stopped being safe since 2014 when you decided to allow BH in order to distabilize GEJ'S government. It will continue to be unsafe if you youths of the North refuse to hold your leaders accountable.

santaclaws:
Is it until these bandits and terrorists kill everyone in the country before the government realise that they need to take stronger steps to secure the nation? Now the poor are not the victims but the rich...

Kidnappers, robbers and bandits won't go after people without money, so you and your family members (politicians) are playing with fire!

That's what you get when you insist on maintaining a dysfunctional security architecture. They proposed state police and regional government, the North fought against it because they want to perpetuate their unproductive and unprogressive control over the rest of the country.

donpapa:
Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi raji’un

All souls must inevitably taste death

That is what you guys say to justify murder.

madridguy:
May Allah Azza wajal accept his returns and grant him Al Jannah Firdaous. Amin

As of that is the solution to the problem.

seunayantokun:
Atiku has a mouth to criticise over insecurity? If he's not an evil-hearted deceiver, let him lead the campaign for state and local council policing, and let us see if there will be no result? The fulani don't want states to have their own police services so that the federal police will continue to be used to aid their fulanisation agenda.

Seunmsg, is that you?

nlfpmod:
https://x.com/atiku/status/1826299803401425331?t=0ZSn5IFU4da7DItw7WeNcg&s=08


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8191820/sokoto-bandits-kill-isa-muhammad

It is important to reiterate that you, Atiku should withdraw your sponsorship of terrorists and unrest in the North. You're a hypocrite and a pretender.

itzzkhaliii:
Is a trying time for the North,but as usual their enemies will be put to shame,to your eyes the North will pass this stage,raise to its challenges and shine once again.
Do have a lovely night ahead Madam Love from the North that you do hate

Look, the North will not pass the stage by wishful thinking. It will only pass the stage when the youths from that region begin to hold the politicians and elites seriously accountable. Buhari did 8 years which witnessed the importation and empowerment of Fulani killers/terrorists commiting crimes against humanity and spreading to the whole country because of an agenda. All the youths in the North kept quiet. They kept quiet because they think it is bad to hold their leaders accountable. Now the table is seriously turning and you're here wishing that it goes. If you youths do not rise up and wipe out the menace your elders created, you will all suffer for it.

descartes400:
As an african ,I'm not going to imitate or follow the footstep/life of a Jewish man who is long dead in the bible! who gets to live my own life whether good or bad? who?

Why would I turn the other cheek when someone is about or seeking to harm me? Doing so gives them more effrontery to take it a step further.

Muslims are violent and Christians are not? Are you serious?

World war 1 was not caused by Muslims. Those who killed hundreds of of thousands of people in Horishma and Nagasaki were not Muslims. It was not muslims who killed 100 of thousands of people in Palestine/gaza, killed Iraqis, Libya, etc .

If a non-muslim/christians does a evil, it is regarded as a common crime but if a muslim commits the same crime as christian, it is an terrorist act! Outright hyprocrisy and double standard

"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,none but ourselves can free our minds".
bob marley.

Oga fake philosopher. You, of all people, should know and understand the concept of secularism. That a country is not under the shackles and barnacles of Islam does not automatically make it a Christian country. Think am well. Inugo?

MasterJayJay:
https://thesun.ng/soldiers-sack-church-worshippers-in-anambra-community/

Let the hoodlums in the East behave themselves now. This madness has to stop. Why are they so heartless like this? Is this what you people would be doing to each other when you get your country? This madness is affecting the Ibos only, and is subjecting them to untold hardship.

Iagos:
Pictures please.
Alligator is just a big lizard

It is called monitor. Stop calling it alligator. Alligators look like crocodiles. Monitor lizard and crocodile are worlds apart.

OkCornel:
Dear Sycophants,

On August 29 2023, Tinubu’s government promised to create 50 million jobs and revive the economy.

This is almost one year. How far with your messiah’s plan?

https://www.nairaland.com/7821154/tinubu-sets-3-year-economic-revival

Hoebee will never be president

Gajagojo:
So that they seize the new presidential jet and your foreign reserves?

All these emotions won't work

When you sign contracts as a country you must abide by them otherwise you face the consequences

That is the essence of rule of law


If you are unhappy you negotiate
If you take unilateral action it will be costly

Contracts
Rule of law
Consequences

It will not be in FRONT OF Nigerian judges and their funny judgement orders

What is this one saying? You're a Nigerian with oil well and you're doing oriburuku because you want to maximize profits to the detriment of the country. Oga, if I be president, I will revoke your license and if you try nonsense, kiss your business good bye. It is madness that will cure madness. It is in this country that the concept of capitalism has been taken to the extreme. You can't continue to have your way while the country bleeds.

1stGenAmerican:
$22,000 using her own information compared to millions using stolen identities is no comparison. A PPP loan that hundreds of thousands of White American citizens also received is nothing compared to a non-citizens stealing identities in order to steal millions in unemployment benefits under other people’s names. Respectfully, it’s like comparing apples to oranges: This guy and his accomplices stole other people’s identities. People who were entitled to benefits and needed them couldn’t get them because he and his network of criminals applied using their identities.

All right.

ruggedboych:
If na for SW now an Igbo man became Eze, helinues and his Ronu people will not allow us hear word

You have plenty of Ezes in the SW, including that one still eating beans at Kiriri because he is a security risk.

NwaNimo1:
https://thenationonlineng.net/yoruba-community-in-enugu-gets-1st-oba/

I hope they took permission from the owners of the land before doing that shit.

abbey621:
Yes and 99.9% of them will be caught and prosecuted.......Government money na dangerous money o

😆😆😆I think they're dealing with the outsiders first.

abbey621:
E ti ri nkan nkan........I remember back in 2021 and 2022, guys dey cash out left and right, claiming 100 employees or more, I just dey laugh dem because the worst type of money to collect na government money.......The statute of limitation dey long gaan, money wey you fit don chop clean mouth, dem fit come drag you for old age and your yansh go dey show on CNN as Nigerian fraudster........Agba baller sha no drop soap for prison bathroom

But that fraud is not limited to Nija boys o. A lot of them Akatas too did it. I knew one girl who collected 22grands PPP from the government during COVID without owing a single business. I don't know if those ones will be picked up too.

Caramia2020:
This one won't return to Nigeria for a very long time.

I tell you. Where they get the sense to pull off complex heists like this still baffles me.

Bobloco:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerian-arrested-in-us-over-10m-covid-19-aid-fraud/

Him carry him leg walk into trap. This oyinbos are crazy o. They just waited for him to land in their airport and they just grabbed him. Weyrey think say dem done forget him.

dre11:
https://guardian.ng/energy/oil-producers-reject-mandate-to-supply-local-refineries-crude/

The presidency should revoke all their licenses. They're not being asked to supply crude for free. They have to think of the country first, otherwise, there will be non to draw oil from when the people take action against their oppressors.

Islie:
https://leadership.ng/cardoso-deputies-under-scrutiny-over-alleged-generous-approvals/

Cardoso!! Hmm. That name reminds me of our own Kadoso on this forum. I wonder where seunmsg has escaped to. He ran away patapata. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

opamoses1:
After exit of the US, terrorist activities would shoot up by a large percentage in Niger republic.

It's a lie. The US wasn't doing anything in Niger other than providing arms to terrorists and creating more groups to distract the government while they supervised the mining of critical minerals illegally. They have been stealing from Niger and other African countries through that means.

Gerrard59:
He has been robbing the area many times. So, this is the first time he is being arrested or what?

Well, nothing surprising from another lovey-dovey criminal condoning society, aka the Western world.

😏By their comments you shall know them. Well done comrade.

Coronavirus1:
Yes you are correct

Be deceiving yourself. The guy is Nigerian. You don't want us to start searching for his name.