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NwaAmaikpe:



I still remember it very vividly,
It was a sunny day in May 1995,
I was in a bus and the useless bus driver out of greed picked up a Fulani milkmaid.

The smell of the Fura Dununu in her calabash was nauseating though the sight of her unbrad brezz was comforting.
We all protested that either the bus driver drops her from the vehicle or we will all come down.

The driver took the wise decision and asked her to drop.

It's so sad that to this day,
23 years after
The Fulani are not welcome anywhere outside their land.
Which is nowhere.




I swear you dey craze

rusher14:
With physics you must have a focus in terms of your specialisation and its economic importance.

Those graduates that are caught out never looked ahead whilst they were undergraduates.

Physics usually would encompass - electronics, geophysics, astronomy, meteorology etc.
You must know your specialisation inside out.

In the modern world, regardless of your interests, you must take programming and scripting as additional skills - C++, Java, Python, BASH, MATLAB etc.
E.g. C++, BASH and MATLAB.

You cannot escape it. The earlier you start the better for you.

No food for lazy man and you must obsess over your future.

You would lose friends along the way. You would lose them when you are pauperized in any case.

Be focused.

Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

theunnamed:
If you think that that piece of shít up there is funny then something is seriously wrong with you.

loveformercy:
Some ladies get heartbroken when the man who has showered them with love, time, good sex, petting, care & so on, suddenly request for anal sex... Is your wife a dog?? How can you debase the lady whom you wooed day & night, took to your pastor or imam, knelt down to propose to & took like a queen to the altar; & then you tell her to open her anus for you to penetrate..

Are you not dirty?? Is your wife not your queen?? Is your wife a porn star? is your wife the olosho??. Don't you have some reverence for the body of your wife? Are the sex styles you've enjoyed not good enough? Is anal sex the only pleasurable thing? How do you feel when you pull off your manhood from her anus & it's with faeces? Do you cherish her after such?? Why must you pressure her into anal so as to please you to stay in the marriage?? Are you a dog??

Please treat your wife with respect, she is not a prostitute...

mrphysics:


I learned that the best way to solve this increasing societal problem posed to the community of men is to read up how the men of old solved it. I like the following method, it was used in UNN.

1. Have them seated,
2. Walk to the waitress/waiter and order for a plate of rice with no meat and a sachet of pure water for your girl/woman and her friends.
3. Order for a plate of rice, salad, chicken and can of Hollandia yogurt for your self.

Expected reaction
They walk away in shame