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Women oh women, when are these fellas going to get off your back? So many threads on women these days and to think that these guys have sisters, female cousins, aunts etc diaris God o.

Orijin101:
R.I.P English

May your soul rest in perfect pieces

spot on, cant stop laughing.

abbey621:
Let's leave all sentiments aside. The issue is very simple, did the government give them enough time before eviction? Was the notice documented? If the answer is yes then there's no case. Tejuosho and other markets have been demolished and this one will not be different. This is not about Yorubaland or Igbo business this is about the filthy and unsafe environment called Ladipo market.

that market is so dirty, i wonder how people work and eat in such filth! That market need some serious clean up and order.

themosthigh:
He is afflicted by the evill spirit of lilith who makes men beat his wife.
Abbadon the evill one might also have a hand in this.
He should pray to st anne and st mulumba to interceed to the virgin mary on his behalf and she should pray to st joan of arc to tell angel micheal to help hime.

He should also tear the book of reveolations from a king james bible...burn it in adoration candles,mixed in olive oil then add communion wine with the bones of a white pigeon.bury one third at the foot a virgin stature,another third in a catholic priests grave and the 3rd part should be mixed with the bile of a quail and rubbed on the face every night for 66 days while reciting the following

sanguis bibimus
corpus edimus
tolle corpus Satani
ave, ave Versus Christus
ave Luceferum

His problems would be solved in jesus name

what on earth are you on about? This is totally hilarious.

What about the buyers? They slow down to buy every thing buyable on the road from kilishi to gala to chewing gum. A taxi driver calls them 'onirakura' in yoruba. It means the frivolous buyer.

1dafullymade:
buh OP, permit me to ask, u hv a "BoyFriend" right?, & this ur "boyfriend", I supoz he is a christian, right?...if ur answers to d above questions are in d affirmative, den u confuse me with d "I don't want to be a part of the "hypocrite" thing going on in d church.."statement....just as ur now boyfriend,who I believe is a "christian" saw,admired,wooed u & u accepted, is the same way these other guys saw,admired(still admire),wooed(still wooing) u & is upto u to either accept or reject their advances...so whatz d news here? or are they outrightly asking u for sex?, is it now wrong for pple,irrespective of d group they belong in, to xpress themselves?is it not possible for dez guys asking u out to actually mean well & "might" respect & abide by any conditions u give...by the way,don't u think dat u and ur boyfriend are already hypocrites(that is,if u guys indulge in kissing & any other sexual acts,even if u don't indulge in s*x itself)?.........

Nawa for we women, if they "woo/pursue" us,wahala, if they don't, we start crying & going from one church/pastor to the other asking for deliverance...its well oooo

Anyways sweetie, plz don't b pissed,just appreciate dem for desiring u & politely turn dem down(so far dey ar young unmarried pple), buh if is d married ones ? my dear, u really don't need to be polite cus itz obvious what they want..

Plz keep serving d Lord in anyway u can, don't b discouraged by all d distractions plz...

God bless you so much. The guys in your group are humans too and just because you are not interested in them does not mean they are bad boyz. Please avoid church gossip about who is sleeping with who. Some of these stories are lies, i know because have been falsly accused by such church gossips. Dont believe everything you hear, keep an open mind. Remember the church is a hospital for sinners not a cathedral for the holier than thou folks.

Its so easy to yab lovers of telemundo but many relationships are also suffering because of league matches. Men watch arsenal, chelsea, barca etc matches as if their lives depend on it and women watch the impostor, second chance, bla bla as if their lives depend on it. Its a two way street. Easy on these gals. Y'all got something you are obsessed with.

If goats and rabbits begin follow you up and down now you go say na witchcraft. Na you go find trouble now o.

The wife reminds of my neighbour's wife. The woman can lie as easily as she spells her name to cover up for her family. Compared to such women the devil (father of lies) is a learner. I hope she has a daughter, time wil tell.

most of them wear nastiness the way they wear their uniform. Same goes for many front desk officers (tellers and customer service officers) in a lot of nigerian banks.

babyme1:
Marry her first before worrying about ante-natals. Next

i love ya, cant stop laffing

Princecalm:
This story sef, she is not married and she is looking for fruit of the womb.

she asked in advance, thats not bad for a lady who is engaged. As for the pastor....hmmm. Who am i to judge another man's servant?

glogirl:
@Op,
Just admit that you are a pervert.
The boobs are called mammary glands. Their primary function is to feed babies and not whatever fantasies in your head.
Before you start feeling more righteous than the pope, Maybe you should asked your mum if she ever breastfed you in a public place.
Next time when you see boobs in a baby's mouth , think of them as mammary glands and not boobs. And for God sake, smile at the little baby.

man you bad.hehehehe.

chiefololade:
Even if GEJ takes a selfie with my mum, it's still #GMB for president

#TeamChange
#FeBuhari

cant stop laughing. Crazy fella.

godofwar666:
is not an easy thing to file a divorce letter to the court I just need to be patient

hmmm, just keep trying, you will look back someday and wonder how you made it through. No challenge is in sormountable even it usually looks like its going to kill us at first.

Creamish:
Snub

same here.

DaBullIT:
He means you should have broken the sonofabiatch's nose at the club

i would have! You just let him walk away with another chick? Trust me all hell would have broken loose on his sick balls!

obstead200:
OP, I really don't have much to say which u've not heard before. All I can say is dat cheaters will remain cheaters no matter what.
But u shud take steps to guard Ur sister from being hurt. Some cheaters tend to become more discreet after d white (public) wedding. I hope white wedding is in the pipeline for Ur sister really soon?
And by d way, I hope d guy is not being forced to marry Ur sister cos dis is one of the outcomes of such. I also hope he has his own cash and is not hooking Ur sis for her prospects. This are all factors u shud consider.
The guy may also be trying to do d last dance before going into d marriage cage..........u know.
I friend of mine did exactly dat on d night of his introduction. I did it too before my marriage proceedings started.
Hell!!!! I had a girlfriend who shagged me on Wednesday and did her trad wedding on Saturday. I just saw d pics on whatsapp d following Monday. She refused to tell me herself. However she no gree fu.c.k me again after dat day till I got married.

wow, what a twisted society. Dear GOD, you see all the nonsense your creatures do, your heart must be very strong.

brito:
thanks sis, you are the best

anytime sis.

godofwar666:
u just have to be patient. Samething is happening to me here, at times I go out to chill with frnds

keep keeping on bro.

brito:
can't tell

ok hon, just take it easy. Hugs

brito:
It's better to end it alive than to die in it, I wish I can end mine.

why would you want to end yours?

shegsrules:
AIT back then - Olajumoke Alao
NTA also - Mariam Anazodo n Frank Idoho former wife

dont know about katherine but you are so right about the other two. What about Adaobi of MBI lunch hour?

DollyParton1:
Then Jumobi Adegbesan
now known as
Jumobi Mofe-Damijo.
she has changed so much since she married RMD.

https://media.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jumobi-and-RMD.jpg

ewooo! Wetin do dis babe? jumobi u no try o.

Olu Jacob's and wife nko?

Reminds me of mariah carey.

During christmas? Masquerade kwa? What is the corelation between Jesus' birthday and egungun?

herald9:
Is this the intelligent reply you told me about?
Then I'm disappointed

I expected to see not less than two or more Biblical portions to backup this your assumptions but you've failed to do so....Which goes to show that The Catholic have been Doing The Thinking For Their God since 0.0BC.

I don't care if you call him Chief Peter,Professor Peter, Doctor Peter etc...But saint-izing him which makes him automatically become a demi-god capable of being worshipped is against Biblical injunctions.
Even in their life time,the apostles refused to be worshipped ( Acts 10:25-26 ; 14:13-14 ). The holy angels too refused to be worshipped ( Revelation
19:10 ; 22:9 ).
Why force title and worship on people who doesn't need it?...Isn't that bullying?

Is high time you guys start adopting the Bible as the only book that contains the tenets of Christendom.

Any other additions are against the authority of the Bible.

If Peter became a saint after his death...then
Pastor E.O.Okon of Apostolic Church should be a saint by now.

Lolz

or pastor jemigbon or late kenneth Hagin or Benson idahosa. Hahahaha. Enjoying your discussion.

Creative but gross. LORD have mercy!

Abeg no beat this one o, na onye ocha. E go too show for her body, mbok o. As u fyn reach u no get rule over your spirit. Inner beauty wil always b better.

Man, what kind of horrible santa is that? Holy mary mother of ...,

daveP:
Jim repent before u become bald-headed and still unmarried- and still to demagnifying lens so u can stop d trend of tracking and thinking only melons exist. Ur wife is somewhere in a room expecting to bump into u someday o!



D rest......., dbanj's fall in lonf song is scientifically proven to be a lie. He is still d player raised to power of 5

BabaAlabi:
The classroom alone is better than my principal's office in Umutukororo Grammar School. May thunder fire poverty.

man, you are mean. Haba. Lwkmd