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its THROUGH pass not True pass

GEJ. till. Gwoza is recaptured

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wakes up in Canada

Damn funny

Never
Net
Naruto

^^ u fast oooo ..

my bro wrote on d 19th. got 243

Let's See Those Who Are Very Smart In
BIOLOGY.
A student is asking, Which part of the organ never
rests
(A) Eye
(B) Nose
(C) Heart
(D) Brain
(E) Penis
(F) Vagina
Please Be Sincere, What Is The Correct
Answer
Drop Your Answers, Let's See Which Option Wins.

Alleged missing $20bn: Emir Sanusi got
it wrong again, says NNPC
on march 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm in news

CBN Gov, Sanusi and Minister of Petroleum
Resources, Alison-Madueke
Abuja – The Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation (NNPC) has objected to recent
statements credited to the Emir of Kano, Alhaji
Muhammadu Sanusi, claiming that the issues
surrounding his allegation against NNPC have not
been addressed
This is contained in a statement issued by the
Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs
Department, NNPC, Mr Ohi Alegbe, on Thursday in
Abuja.
The statement said the Emir, a former Governor of
the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), had reiterated
that his allegation of unremitted 20 billion dollars oil
revenue against NNPC was not properly addressed.
It expressed concern that the respected traditional
ruler, against the findings of the Senate Committee
on Finance and PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC), still
held on to his claim over the issue.
“Our attention has been drawn to the latest gambit
of the former CBN governor and Emir of Kano,
Muhammadu Sanusi II, to reinvent the wheel of his
false allegations against NNPC during an interview
with Christiane Amanpour of the CNN.
“According to the royal father, one of them (issues)
is the billions of dollars being paid in kerosene
subsidies without appropriation by the National
Assembly and against a presidential order, ” it said.
The statement said that the emir, (as CBN
governor), attended the hearings of the senate
committee where the issue of kerosene subsidy
was exhaustively looked at vis-à-vis the
Presidential Memo directing the removal of
kerosene subsidy.
“The explanation was that the process of
implementing the presidential directive was not
followed through by the Minister of Petroleum
Resources at that time as required by law which
technically meant that kerosene subsidy was not
removed,” it stated.
It stated that it was on the basis of this that the
committee, in its report, recommended that the
executive should prepare and present to the
National Assembly a supplementary budget.
It said the budget was to cover the expenditure for
N90.6 billion for premium motor spirit subsidy 2012,
and N685.9 billion for kerosene subsidy expended
without appropriation by the National Assembly.
It explained that PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC)
had also observed in its recent forensic audit report
that regarding the issue of subsidy on DPK
(kerosene), the presidential directive of Oct. 19,
2009, was not gazetted.
It stated that PwC added that there was no other
legal instrument cancelling the subsidy on DPK.
According to the statement, the senate committee
has also concluded that all that is now required is
for the FGN to propose appropriation for the
unappropriated subsidy for the period in a
supplemental budget.
“We are therefore at a loss as to what Sanusi meant
by his statement that issues surrounding his
allegation of unremitted $20bn, especially regarding
kerosene subsidy, have not been adequately
addressed.
“Why the royal father appears hell-bent on hanging
a tag of corruption on the corporation, even when all
the inquiries into his allegation of unremitted funds
have proved otherwise, remains a mystery to us,” it
stated.
It urged the royal father to own up to his error of
raising “false allegation” and apologise for same
rather than continue in error.
The corporation enjoined Nigerians and the general
public to discountenance the latest attempt to
resurrect the campaign against it.(NAN)

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Dnarvaez:
Op this the original thread na https://www.nairaland.com/2189371/10-types-people-find-jamb
I detest plagiarism, infact am allergic to it so
U betta delete this thread quickly or u prefer the mods to help you?
Cc.
seun
lalasticlala

I got dz from myexampoint.com
if u copied it earlier.. dat should not make u term it plagiarism

10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU
WILL FIND IN JAMB EXAM
CENTRES
Hehe!!!...As we all know,
we are the period of
JAMB, so i've drafted a
list of the possible types
of people you'll meet in
the exam centers.
1.The first timers: They
look so young and naive
and you begin to wonder
how a small boy/gal can
be writing JAMB you can
spot them by thier
behaviors of asking so
many irrelevant
questions like will
calculators be given?
how many questions in
English? Etc
2.The fashion freaks:
Need as say more about
these people, they will
go and buy new clothes
and make new hairs for
a day exam(na exam no
b party na)
3.The I don't care: they
don't care if they pass
or fail JAMB, because na
Private university their
papa dey carry them go
4.Legend of Admission
Seekers: Even Dibu
knows these people;
they have written JAMB
up to 10 times(okay I
exaggerated)
5.The Gurus these are
the people that will score
like 300+ in JAMB, you
can hardly recognize
them, them be like winch
6.Those that came to
chyke gals and vise
versa I wonder if these
people have no ambition,
they will be thinking
about how to get the
number of the fair gal
with big boobs after the
exam.
7.The expo carriers
even if JAMB starts Oral
based Test, they will still
cheat, I wonder how
they do it
8.Those who will pass
9.Those who will fail
10.Add yours and let the
flow continue
I wish all Jambites
success, we go open
testimony thread for
Una, may you be part of
that thread by God
grace.

sameer1212:
Eyyah! Just take a shower,eat and have a sleep. Am good dear... Thank me letter

I have done dat dear. thanks. . buy an hungry

sameer1212:
Hi Spaxon, how are u today?

had a tough day...
urs?

JoeCutie:
Of course, dear.

If shoeless Jonathan could do it, why can't I? Yes, I can. I've always had shoes from when I was three months old. Logically, I can even surpass Jona's achievements.

where have u been all dz while?

Ahmeduana:
AIRTEL; 44.
GLO; 99.
MTN; 64.
ETISALAT; 34.
SO IT CAN BE ANY OF THESE NUMBERS. BUT WILL YOU MARRY ME IF AM 99 YEARS OLD OR 64 YEARS OLD?

my phone no ends wt 71 .... so 99 wud do

JoeCutie:
42.

Oh, No! That's exactly when I plan to be in the second year of my first tenure as the President and Grand Commander of the Federal Republic .

I would be married 12 years earlier, and my first child would be 11 by then.

u love big dreams

tobtap:
03 = CHILD ABUSE .....OP I DEY SUSPECT U

lol

Ahmeduana:
WHICH OF MY PHONE NUMBER? airtel, glo,mtn or etisalat?

take Empty-Hen

Solomon9983:
[b][/b]

31

MizAusta:
Mine is 64

Lol. I would not mind being ur chief brides maid.

sameer1212:
LMAO... Serching4love is his name

hey sweetie