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Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

MasterWayne:
fine specimen.

emusmith:

classicyung:
I can't fit shout•• Shey u live in a safe contain? No wori bros, E go safely contain u, nd ur pikin if there is any outcome

emusmith:
I'm not hungry right now...

emusmith:
Yea yea

lalasticlala:
We've had it on fp

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pbs4real:
uw hun,luk lyk u nt a regular here on NL.

lirusehn:
. .

Akposy:
yes ooo...dere is joy in d house of d Lord

pbs4real:
hey! Nyc dp.

Akposy:
yea....@abraka...u?

Akposy:
Tanx #following

Dygeasy:
We will consider that.

Thanks!

Akposy:
Madam....pls will u help me campaign......#Wonders without end

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure

Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban [/color]

samx4real:
That will be so #Lame!

sameer1212:
oya come sit on top of my laps.

sameer1212:
Yeah but am ah home(naija) now.

ijustdey:
which 2019 are you talking about self

sameer1212:
Hahahaha yeah! Any one weh no wan fan Man U go dey watch his/her match inside room.

sameer1212:
Let's go there boys... Up Man United. spaxon I don come here o.