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very soon dat guy dat loves foreign girls will arrive here.....

Really use full....

CFCfan should be here.

























































FTC ..... i beat d guys diz time

xbernardx:
Abeg how much be airtel 2gig?

last night it was #20 ... I don't know about now....
#fashola_joker

pls who read all this trash...........

love
beauty
youth

sameer1212:
@ops, I pity ur life because by then u will be a granny . Mine is 38, not too bad though.

38 is bad oo

Jaycool18:
mehn... mine is 85 oo

Lol... u wud be a granny by then

imagine if you are asked to
get married at the age of the last two digits of
your phone number. Which one will be yours?
Mine is 71
comment urs

#doro chop anybody wey #dorobeef.....
he d turn to beef oo

foolishness

1. The guy sitting in the front seat (in a cold or
normal day) expecting and praying that at least a
lady comes to manage the front seat with him.
Then comes a guy, mtchew! Him go just like, NOT
AGAIN!
2. The lady at the back (just because she
dresses
like Nicky Minaj) begins to form, "I don't care
who's
by my side" by covering both ears with earpiece
and singing passionately under her breath.
The guy there will be like, What is wrong with you?
3. The business man answering a call and leaving
it
on speaker. Ogbeni, we nor understand your
language!
4.The Two sisters (7 years and 5 years
respectively)
"lapping" themselves in that tight corner ( Money
Saving Strategy). If e pain you, pay for them...lol
5.
The coded guy in the midst of two girls trying to
adjust his body and hands seriously searching for
which bosom to rest his weary back on (after a
busy day at work) LOL!
6. The coded girl who just
says, "Driver, this your
seat tight, nor be small o" as she raises her hand
over and around the guys neck; incoherently
saying, Your prayers have been answered.
Lol
7. The Northerner who comes in to sit close to
you
and you begin to wonder, "Did this man just leave
the abattoir without taking a shower?
You need faith to say to yourself, IJEOMA!
8. The
aged man whom at every traffic or pot hole
begins to pull down GEJ government, looking at
you
and expecting to comment. Iffa hear!
Make him mouth come dey smell join! I'm not
politically inclined!
9. The Oga Driver who carefully
and masterfully
arranges his mirror to be sampling a Unclad.ly-
dressed gurl sitting close to you.
10. The
troublesome lady who enters the taxi with
#1000 Naira note on a Monday morning even when
the driver echoed it loud and clear, "Enter With
Your
Change O!"
11. The guy who pays for a girl he
doesn't know just
because of her looks.
Hoping he (Jack) will see her (Rose) again in a
more
comfortable environment.
Na movie we dey act?
12. The girl who keeps
staring relentlessly at you
from the side...and just when summon courage to
strike a convo, she replies as if she just met a
loser
or probably a cheat!
Some girls sha!
13. The awkward moment when
the girl whom at
first didn't want to properly adjust her hands
(knowing that the only option is to place her hand
around your neck...) but later does it, but then,
you're close to your junction. lol!
I heard some crazy guys go as far as the last bus
stop because of this "Cooling Effect" / AC...LOL
14.
The man who enters the taxi with a torn money
and replies the driver after being confronted, "I nor
collect am from somebody?"
Story for the gods!
15. The food seller (mama
Caro) who keeps her food
in the booth but keeps the bucket of FRIED FISH
with
her. hmm! Make e come be say DAT day, son of
man dey fast!
Hunger go carry your belle play chess.
16. The
"unknown" passenger who farts in the car.
#silentmess#
Driver needs to stop the car before the mess
evolve
into flames! Do people still do vhat? Gush! I feel
like throwing up
already!
#winks#
17. The woman who wants to lap three
children on
one space oo, waiting for that "lucky" passenger,
You, to come help her lap the smallest baby. This
ain't bad. # Ellen says, Be kind to one another
18.
The Police, military or paramilitary man who
enters and exits the taxi without at least saying a
Thank You. Na gun dem dey take buy motor na you
never buy
one.
(I witnessed this one)
I laffed to scorn.
The police is your friend, ke!
19. YOU...reading
this...that would bring out your
phone, i- pad or even book (inside six minutes
journey) dey form Einstein or Rich boy just
because... The opposite s*x dey inside that
taxi...lol You will be making uncalled-for and
unnecessary
calls just to pass a message to the opposite s*x
that
you've got good accent and that you're lively to
hang out with, otherwise you won't be laffing on
phone that way...lol
Be the first of your friends to like this.

sameer1212:
Happy new month!!!
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wishing u all a prosperous new month

#wannabes

emusmith:

Lol.
how are you

emusmith:
She doesn't even believe me

god of which forest??

sameer1212:
LOL... Hw hin no go flog u weh u want use insult finish hin carrier?

kakakent:
Nne eh its like dats the first prerequiste to being a female igbo teacher but this woman own big nd she was damn beautiful by d way which sch did you attend was it fgcn?

Naah.....
t'was private

Prodeegee:
Jona b jumping from church to church

So sad how the church today mix politics with religion

do u have a fawn coloured gsd?

lirusehn:

APC can seriously make noise.

just like Chelsea fans

kakakent:
I did a lot of crazy things in sch esp ss2 nd 3 it was a fedral government college so na boarding house the first thing I did that was really crazy was that their was this girl I was eyeing since js1 days mehn but no liver na I'm I come mumu go write love letter slid inside her locker the nxt day this babe give me the insult of my life for sch 'the girl finish me I swear she even insult me sotee I shameface ' na I'm I lock up oh till after 2weeks after night preep I bone prayers oh sneak inside class use my master key open her locker adjust her books then I come poo one better poo nd piss inside her locker lock am for am the nxt day every guy in my class was lashed 12 strokes each with manual labour as the babe be prefect
2 the second crazy thing I did was well we had this busty woman men de woman booobs na biggest wey I don see so I was yabbing and throwing tantrums @ my friend igba(funny guy) nd I said 'ara igbo teacher dagbukwa gi ebea' translation is ' may the igbo teachers boobs fall on top of you like a tornado' not knowing d lady in question was @ my back na so I take go 2 weeks suspension nd malee show me pepper secondary sch was sweet oh my nickname den was rutooo but on d football pitch it z kaka .missing those funny days sha

lmao.... dat Igbo woman sef...
we had one too...
she used to rest her arms on her b.oob..s

sameer1212:

d man flog me eh.....

THE DAY I SAID MY principal's HEAD WAS LYK OUR SKOOLS COASTER BUS...


THE REST WAS HISTORY.....

c her teeth.






Gej till ............

emusmith:
Some of them

which one

emusmith:
I am one of the gods

I hear

dre11:
Join who if I may ask

APC