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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:50pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold" A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that , that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet now." |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:48pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(op): 7:42pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Three7Ty9: He wants to apply for that role. Lol!lol... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:41pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Missmossy: Whats funny? U seem excitedcrazy lecturers |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:38pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
dre11: thats good.....50k |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(op): 7:12pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Dharhe: Na my horse dey untop ferarri logodatz damn funny 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(op): 7:11pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
SirElaw: I always say the truth even when I tell lies.naa y askn? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:08pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Missmossy: Cool...since wen?monday lol |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:08pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
dre11: mah sweetheart........... i heard we eloped 2geder on dsame day from this thread.yep on monday |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 6:57pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Missmossy: Good morning guysam here.. Lol |
| Health › Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by Spaxon(f): 6:55pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
piagetskinner: If salt were to be a cure...I can nearly swear that it'll change it#:plol certainly |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 6:55pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Missmossy: Hmmmm cool colourin skul now |
| Celebrities › Re: World Most Pierced Man, Denied Entrance Into Dubai by Spaxon(f): 6:54pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
oluyemisee: pls change dat ur black and white TVlol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(op): 6:47pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
naijaboiy: I had a dream where spaxon and I kissedlol berra wake up 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: World Most Pierced Man, Denied Entrance Into Dubai by Spaxon(f): 6:46pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Liamm: really?lol |
| Celebrities › Re: World Most Pierced Man, Denied Entrance Into Dubai by Spaxon(f): 7:35pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Liamm: my football foewe beat swansea na |
| Business › Re: Steve Jobs' 13 Most Inspiring Quotes by Spaxon(f): 4:47pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
making. Sense |
| Celebrities › Re: World Most Pierced Man, Denied Entrance Into Dubai by Spaxon(f): 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Bla bla bla |
| Health › Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by Spaxon(f): 4:37pm On Aug 17, 2014*. Modified: 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Datz good... Bt dat dosent change d pwice of salt |
| Politics › Re: Nuhu Ribadu Dumps APC For PDP by Spaxon(f): 4:35pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
politics |
| Sports › Re: Rwanda Thrown Out Of Nations Cup by Spaxon(f): 4:32pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
N100 |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 3:59pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Missmossy: Hahaha na heels you wear too ba?yep blue heels lol.... |
| Phones › Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by Spaxon(f): 3:57pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Emmyk: I saw it too last week and was like WTF is WTF BUNDLE?!!!even wt 1%? WTF |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 2:17pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Missmossy: Ofcoursedanced till i almost fell over.. Whch unit are you |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 2:05pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Missmossy: Hahahaha na you sabidid u dance? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
SpaceGoat:  scape goat... You again |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 12:49pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
Missmossy: Hehehe it suits you joor,na u dey do off and on for here naasince wey i cn bk frm 1st service... *I no lazy lyk you o* lolz |
| Politics › Re: Pictures Of Top Nigeria Politicians In Suit by Spaxon(f): 7:50am On Aug 17, 2014 |
generatorrepair: Yes me 2, i wonder how he would look likelyk some ancient ape |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 7:49am On Aug 17, 2014 |
Missmossy: Madam runaway soldierlolz na me suppose call you dat name sef.... So u're also going for 3rd service |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Spaxon(f): 11:13pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Missmossy: pherzee dearie we are birthday mates! Wow Missmossy: pherzee dearie we are birthday mates! Wow |
| Celebrities › Re: IN LOVE?? Genevieve Nnaji Says She’s Happy Again Because Of “him” | LOOK by Spaxon(f): 10:11pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Misery? |
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