₦airaland Forum

There are two types of people on nairaland:
Those who clear their notifications
And those who don't.

Which are you?

Jbluv55: Aaawww!!! Ich würde dich gerne küssen

Ich auch

Jbluv55: *collects translator and starts perusing *

Ich liebe dich wie verrückt

Hehe mein schatz ich liebe nur dich

Jbluv55: But I can read it and reply in a way. Hope you'll be able to understand . Oya shall we?

*hands you a translator*
You will need this later.

Jbluv55: Not so well. In short I'd score 2% if tested

ok

neighy: are u an american?....

What sort of test is this?

Yes

dechandel: . sweets, Good morning
Trust you had a wonderful night?




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Good morning y'll

Good morning to you (and whoever else is there)
and.... good night

JBluv55


Question dear:
Can you read/speak German?

neighy: wia in d U.S

I am in the South

Jbluv55: *holds her by the waist while staring deeply into her eyes and watching her lips dance *

You know you got me dear. Its you I see when I'm awake. And its you I see in my dreams.

*caresses her face and lips and kisses her deeply*

*Whispers to her*....I love you dear

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh. JB you make my heart do crazy things

*pulls him closer and whispers in his ear: I love you too*

neighy: be serz jae

Amelika

Jbluv55: Hungry for what/whom dear?

You baby

I need to taste your sweet lips and feel the warmth of your embrace.

neighy: WIA are you from

Makoko

neighy: wat could a gurl and a guy be doing in a bar alone ... The gurl half naked.. N d guy shirtless

*shakes him awake* You were dreaming.

neighy: nd i was wondering y i had a nytMare... Wat dd u pull on me?

Sharrap dia. I will slap you into your next dream

neighy: Pheew...
Been SadNvexin sha...

I tink i nid to go to the GYM nd hit the Boxing Bag till it bleeds...

Whats wrong?

I have one here...

(It's pink cos I heard you hit like a girl)

https://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/00/92/83/51/0000928351766_500X500.jpg

Good morning neighy

modelmike7: . . . . . Thanks bro. . . . Could that be the 'send mail' portion on friend's profile?

Yeah bro

modelmike7: . .. How do one get to talk with a Nairaland friend outside Nairaland? Been pondering!

Send them a PM

Silkmoth33: Everything changes nothing remains d same, u can't step into d same river twice!---heraclitus (philosopher)

Ok nice

Silkmoth33: I'm trying!

She no send you.

Silkmoth33: "show u anotherside of me! A side u had never thought u would see, tear up DAT body, dominate u until uve had enough"----flo Rida

What does your signature say?

Silkmoth33: who? gliter?

Try her

Silkmoth33: Nope! I'm going to b a romantic vampire...

I know a girl in need of romancing

*whispers the name to him*

Silkmoth33: "valet girls giving blowjôbs for Louis vuittons, what'd u call that? Head over heels! "---iggy izalea

Hahaha

Silkmoth33: Its my new month resolution.

I intend to feel what its like to be Dracula!

are you going to be a sparkly vampire?

Silkmoth33:

You no dey sleep?

Silkmoth33: "Girl I want ur body, I want ur body cos uve got a big fat a$$!" ---kendrick lamar

Haha You have a song for everything.

xp17: you're free to think

You're free to dream too

Jbluv55: Baby how are you?

Hungry

xp17: you as kanye , spa as Kim , while me the other guy.

I think you are kanye here.

Silkmoth33: Hey sgtspcoko! What's good?

"I promise baby u can bet the bank on me!"

I am good