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kenex4ever:

Means thanks

kenex4ever: Here u r teaching us guy how to WOO. Nice

Ta

*comes back later*

Dayjhihannon01: wahooo.. Applause plz... This is nothing but CLASSICAL

Thanks

zicoraads: You were amazing...your lines are beautiful!

Thanks.

*crossing my fingers he thinks so too*

iceberylin: ĞĨŔĹŚ ÁŃĎ ŤĤĔĨŔ ßŐŔĨŃĞ ĹĨŃĔŚ

Sharrap dia

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Jbluv55: Hehe . I see you have some wooing to prepare for .

I've been there and it seems dull for now

I just livened it up

daveP: a moment (goes back stage and communes with anonymous director. Comes back out)


The floor is thrown open for delivery of lines. If you are ready pls step forward and lets make this hall boom. Thank you

Thanks sir

*takes a deep breath* ...

I also didn't think I would be here today.. but since I am.....


They say there are two sides to every story Here is my version:

JB, mein Shatz;
When I first came in contact with you I treated you like every other nairalander; just another online comment. In fact, I failed to even reply your mentions (Shoutout to Seun for making mentions easier to access!) and within a short time after our first encounter, I deactivated that account.

The very next day as I was checking my mentions I noticed you created a thread about me. I did not remember you from our first encounter and I wondered who the mysterious guy was who obviously followed me a lot more than I followed him.

I read your profile and posts a little, but made no effort to "get to know you". Without knowing it, we shared similar fears and similar wishes, but I paid you no mind. I continued with my late night nairaland creeping, and posting on random topics. When I saw your name come up, I would check out your profile and wonder what the "mysterious guy" was up to, but I never contacted you, and you never contacted me.

"He is just a kid" I said to myself, "another kid having a good time on nl.."

Fast forward a few months and I happened upon you mentioning my name again and I became much more curious this time. - Months had passed. I had forgotten all about you, but here you were, still calling my name

And then I saw your picture.

*heart be still*

Traeume ich?

This "kid" wasn't a kid at all. You were a handsome man who had the ability to make me melt just by looking into the camera.

The more I read your posts, the more I got to know you and know that you possessed everything I wanted in a man:
You are intelligent
You are attractive
You are forgiving
You are trusthworthy
You are loving
You are romantic
You are easy-going
You are adaptive
You are attentive
You are hard-working
You are emphathetic
You are confident
You are courteous
You are peaceful
You are mature
You have a sense of humor
<list has been shortened for the viewers sake >

Du bist was ich willst...
Doch, du bist was ich brauch.
Ja!
Du bist fur mich!
Du bist die Welt fur mich.
*hands him a translator*

It is time to make my dreams come true.

They say "A dream is wish your heart makes" and my heart is wishing to be with you.


Our e-home had already been made and I must give you credit there: You did a fine job building it.

Now, I want to take this to the next level with you. I have been your friend - the one that has come to love you. I have come to know you in a way that other babes would be jealous of
I want so much more though.
I want to return the love that you have so openly given me.
I want to love you endlessly.
Mo fe je ete e.
Mo fe fi owo kan idi e.
I want to please you.
I want to be the one you lean on in times of need.
I want to make you smile everyday.
I want Chelsea and Man U to unite as one; Me and You sharing a love that makes all others seem like puppy love.

If I had to tell the world what you mean to me, I would whisper in your ear and tell you "You are everything".

JB, Mo ni fe e...mit jedem Hertschlag... Ich liebe nur dich und ich weiss du liebst mich auch.
Ich kann dir nicht versprechen all deine probleme zu losen....doch - Ich kann dich lieben

Sag mir bitte ja

JB, let me love you for now and forever



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBMUDrCZKyA

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daveP: i can only see 3 ready to drop their lines out of 12ladies. If anyone is ready then she can drop in the next 7mins.

Im thought everyone had their lines prepared already. Its just for the greater good

Me me me! My lines are ready

*following*

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, so i took a bite out of a tree. ~~~~~

Jbluv55: Wow!!!! Thanks love, you're the best.
*whispers to her*.....I'm happy when you're happy . And Yes, the bar is doing great

*plays Miley Cyrus - Adore for her*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1tzURKYFNs

Let's dance baby.

https://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/2615957/preview/stock-footage-happy-romantic-couple-dancing-close-each-other.jpg

neighy: lol sorry lemme stop bothering you then...

Where are you from?
Which state?
How long have you lived there?
How old are you?
What is the first name of your second sister?

Beey, happy birthday to you both!!

DoctorNyash: ksykknfsaykncstioldaahkkbxzyu

Oya JB serve this one igbati

Jbluv55: *SIghts My Angel, approaches her and gives her a welcome hug*

Hello love, how are you today?

Hi to you too love.

A million kisses for you. I am fabulous. I don't know what I dreamt about but it must have been you because i woke up smiling like crazy.

How's the bar?

farano: *hugs him back* i'm fyn thank you

*takes cover under dre11*

*kisses her* ..



Ooops. I thought you were JB

daveP: whuch reminds me! A moment please!

Hmm...

r231:

Pic of who

Erm. nevermind.

daveP: (scans thru list amidst silence) Host is now DaveP!!!

Mr. Host.. Please find me a contender

r231: They don't have you number or email address but your name does come up a lot. In all their mails

Pic or adonbilivit

Jbluv55: *takes her hand and walks away with her into a private room*

...

*locks the door*

https://relationshipplaybook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/woman-opening-door-400x333.jpg

*pushes him against the wall and kisses him*

https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/06/d4/14/06d414f5403d90f0238d457ec0c1701b.jpg



I see that you haven't taken anything today sweetie. I prepared this just for you

https://streeteatstv.com/media/photologue/photos/Pounded-Yam-with-Egusi-Soup-2.jpg

Jbluv55: https://media.tumblr.com/8062216515a557c051d949e2c76e3461/tumblr_inline_nbc8y1raWO1qhgb5g.jpg

Is it something I can have here or shall we migrate into...*clears throat*....

This is going to need a private room.

*takes him by the hand and leads him away*

Jbluv55: Let's add a third and fourth:
Those who leave them to accumulate and clear them at certain periods
And those who select which notifications they clear.

I fall in the third and fourth category .

+1 to your mentions

Jbluv55: Is that all I get sweerie?

I have something for you...

Jbluv55: You know you shouldn't be sleeping on duty na

Oh sorry dear

*gives him a kiss*

Jbluv55: *arouses her by kissing her all over*

Which kind of arousing is this

Jbluv55: Ich möchte mit dir schlafen

*snores*