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Jbluv55: You are the yam I intend pounding na so how can you be sleeping?

*speechless*

Danhumprey: Well,women love players/bad guys and will readily want to date them,hoping they can change them.

Troof!

Yes!

Noted

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Jbluv55: That's my baby .

*whispers to her*.....sweerie have you taken anything?

No
I'd like ofe akwu
Neighy serve me... *whispers* I will tell you a secret

dechandel: I am engaged

Where's the ring? I want to see

Jbluv55: [img]http://sfoxwriting.files./2013/09/bond.jpg[/img]

Kekekekeke wow baby you are hot.

Danhumprey: Hmmm. Is he that 'romantic'?

He is! He treats me like a Princess.
Only fitting since I am the daughter of a King.

Danhumprey: I can see. Isn't it 'stressful'?


And how is your 'man' helping out?

He gives me money and takes me on dates and brings me coffee in bed gives me kisses and....

Stress? Life is stressful. You must chose not to let it affect you.

dechandel: Whoops
I forgot to mention that she will be turning 10 tommorow
Help me tell dan too

Danhumprey

dechandel: Yes, i do
And her birthday is tommorow

Dan!!!
She has a sister

KelvinGraphics: Oga JB and SpcAgtOko, why are some people standing at d door... Are they afraid of coming in or is it that they can't

Na invite only

Danhumprey: I was expecting you to find out for me.

Dechandel do you have a sister?

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . Second luckiest man indeed - Cook, Clean and Feed you and then watch tales by moonlight?

Nah! I don't even want to be near anything luck

I prefer perspiration like yam pounding in the midnight

Pound your own yam at midnight... I will be sleeping at that hour.

Danhumprey: Grown up things like?

Shuffling kids, running errands, cleaning house, working... You know...

Danhumprey: No! I want her to myself alone!

Does she have a sister?

Danhumprey: Sitting at home all day,doing nothing.

Ok, well I wasn't doing that. I've been gone most of the day doing grown up things.

Danhumprey: I want you back!

Polyandry things

KingTom:
****Dies****

That your mouth is catching flies.

glitest: That's cos I surrendered.

You are a lover too then I see.
I know one boy that needs a lover
Silkmoth33 where are you?

Jbluv55: You won't be sharing me with anyone love . I'm all for you.

*gives her a peck*

So do I have the permission to break into your dreams tonight dear?

If you think you can penetrate the barriers without getting caught

Danhumprey: Doing what?

What is the most american thing you can think of?

glitest: No fights oh.

I'm a lover, not a fighter

glitest: Biko!....Na gawd I use to beg you....My gesture had no interior motive oh....He belongs to you and you only...He is you love wantintin.#1

Danhumprey: Where have you been?

Amelika

glitest: Is he your man?.

Yes. And I am not sharing him.

glitest: Hmmm!....Sorry love; I do not feel comfortable popping champagne to the dismiss or someone else's downfall; Even if it benefits me.
I have to read all your evidence; from word to word...If your claims are true...I'll send you e kisses for doing a thorough investigation.

E kisses not needed

Jbluv55: Read the chats that were snapped bro and tell me if GowonAbacha has ever made any contact with her offline from there

The proof of her been the bully and a liar is there for all to see. NOT DOCTORED like the fake Whatsapp chat he/she brought up.

*Goes to create a fake whatsapp *

Sweetie, will you help?

Beennkumar: You haven't explained this tying concept yet.

I hope he doesn't mean a noose.

Jbluv55: Buhehehehe .

*in JamesBond voice*....what's the job about

ERM excuse me Mr James Bond can i see a pixture of you in your suit? Guys in suits are

KelvinGraphics: Hello DaveP... Has Odilifta paid in d money??


Hello SpcAgtOko

Hello omo naija