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[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=522574.msg6847867#msg6847867 date=1285827487]
Says me. He won't die without her in his life [/quote]of course he won't only and only if he lets his used toy be.

in another scenario the girl might have held him spell bound o.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=522574.msg6847838#msg6847838 date=1285827072]No mind am REALITY101. You don't need her anyway [/quote]says who?

REALITY101:
Then hallelujah I am delivered  

its almost pulling you back, you'll have to go for confirmation second deliverance

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=433018.msg6847827#msg6847827 date=1285826933]
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REALITY101:
Ignored

Echidime:
She control you with this before one pastor delivers you from her kitty charm.

very true.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=433018.msg6846182#msg6846182 date=1285792602]
Says who? Why is it that you seem to think that I'm can't defend myself? Who's to say I won't knock the hell out of him? Smh.[/quote]only if you took taekwando classes.[quote author=--190-- link=topic=433018.msg6846578#msg6846578 date=1285796661]If my BF slaps me

I would return it immediately~[/quote]before 10 minutes the man will be charged for murder.

Moyola:
hehe! . . .juz do dustin! udeshi!. . . smile lyk nofin happened, stylishly undo hiz belt. . .thinkin yu knw . . .gettit, belt him juz one hot 1 n pick race!

o how cleaver!

REALITY101:
I saw her with a guy "her current bf" and she expected me to be jealous. But quickly this came right into my mind,
I never get jealous when  see my ex wit someone else because my parents always taught me 2 give my used toys 2 d less fortunate,

What do you think?

how nice of you.

Osama10:
I think both of you were toys to each other.

tell him

johndoe200:
Look you guys of nowadays are soft. What we used to do back in the day at times like this is as follows:
1. Don't tell the naughty woman that you want to get rid of the "problem"
2. Arrange with an understanding doctor to assist you (If you don't know one contact me) He will just examine her and recomend some tablets for her.
3. Make sure she takes those tablets
4. End of problem

If she drinks it was easier, as you give her a drink (I can tell you the name). It produces a hell of a headache. When she complains give her the tablets, tell her they are for headache. End of problem.

all this kind advisers na him put this country for where we dey today.

johndoe200:
Duhhh, the tablets get rid of the pregnancy not the woman.

isn't the unborn child a being? murder is murder.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=433018.msg6845825#msg6845825 date=1285789055]If my boyfriend slapped me, I'd slap him right back. I don't take kindly to people putting their hands on me when they know they wouldn't want someone to do the same to them.[/quote]then he will kill you before you even get an opportunity to alert the cops.

@topic.
There are two things involved.

1. Tell him thank you after the slap.
2. Turn the other cheek for him to finish his work in your life.

Quietly pack your bag and leave his house.

Does he even need to think in a case like this, hasn't he heard about a word called priority?

Pay the goddam school fees man.

beautiful ladies are all over. But you can't take it from the Hausa fulani of the North.

Omolola1:
Ok. My agenda for CHANGE is just 3, To inform, entertain nd educate. i wuld make sure we POP CHAMPAGNE every month, lol

what an entertainer she is.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=522344.msg6844053#msg6844053 date=1285771515]Thanks Queeneve. I'll go next with my speech:

"My Nairaland brothers and sisters, old and young I would like to thank you all for enduring my neo-feminist beliefs. I am extremely honored to have been selected the "Romance Section Super Stars Hall Of Fame." For those of you who think I'm a raging woman, you are so very right. I never back down from a fight. To the naysayers and sore losers of the various threads which we've quarreled in, may roll on the floor with anger when you read my future post . And to those who would rather wish that I drop off the face of Nairaland. . . I ain't going anywhere. Inked_Nerd is here to stay!!! I hope you all stay blessed and wonderful. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I love you all even those who I don't like so much. May you all have a blessed day."[/quote]A crowd of supporters gathered, some moping, some clapping, some singing, some crying, some listening keenly as the female version of Barack Obama gives her victory speech.

Passes by.

toba:
My gf turned 20 on May 25 2010&shes in 200L. Kini big deal? I work&im almost 10Yrs older than her

a typical example of child abuse.

All of the guys foolish, two died for love, one killed for love.

NONSENSE.

adosjun:
Pity these gurlz when menopausal age come calling, even a midget will be like a 7'1 in your eyez

tell me something

which kind story be this one?

Hiss.

This world has gone sour, infact already coming to an end o. Imagine every 11-17 year old children wanting to get intimately involved with someone. Wahala dey o

Think i've gat to go to church to repent o. Thank God I have repented.

Gbemyte:
Receive your healing

which healing be that one? Are you trying to place more curses on the young mans' head?

[quote author=--190-- link=topic=521277.msg6834416#msg6834416 date=1285656284]^^word, wale star is always rite


@post
when u are both together
U make a move.
start with her laps,
Go for her bre@sts
@the same time dont leave out the kissing aspect
watch out for increases breathing and moans from her

if she stops u-- try reconnecting or try another day

if she kisses u back-and also works on your body,you are good 2 go!

[/quote]COACH 190.

12large:
book number is easy men, anybody can give you his or her number but after conversating how do you tell her u want sex

now i see you don't have a problem.

[quote author=--190-- link=topic=521291.msg6834395#msg6834395 date=1285655966]Nairaland gurls order of preference is so much that they even refuse dating brad pitt's like me

Esp the tpiah's,-,queeneva-,tink_sh,-Jennycandy,-madladies and inkerdnerd[/quote]not to worry your angelina jolie is on her way.

madlady:
Some guys are far more picky than females, they have lists sooooo long,
only the QUEEN OF SHEBA will do for them.

would that be asking for too much.

Gbemyte:
Tnx evry1. D only persn i luv is bhavin as if its a crime 4 him 2 b faithful nd trustworthy. Asks 4 2nd chance tym witout no, so i begin 2 imagine if it a dificult tin 4 som people 2 b trustworthy.

eya, you have my pity. His is inbred.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=497945.msg6831930#msg6831930 date=1285612253]
Yupp, that's the way to a woma's heart--Abuse and attack her. Work all the time eh? If I may ask Specialist900, how will she be able to walk after you've shot her? Will she limp on your date or will you bring a wheelchair? [/quote]common gun shot on the leg, she will walk to the date there will be no need for wheelchair,

femmy2010:
It is never wrong to be faithful.
In fact it pays in the end.

yeah, right.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=520884.msg6831767#msg6831767 date=1285610197]
Not even your own mother? Glad you found a new girl though.[/quote]isn't the new girl a woman?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=521064.msg6831871#msg6831871 date=1285611521]
lmao, nah he's done growing. He's been the same height since he was about 19 or 20.[/quote]if he takes cytokinin he could still grow long.