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Beamborla:
I've been to Lagos enough to know I don't want Lagos or the guys there

kaboninc, stop it already. She says she's not used to suffering like you guys. She prefers the rest abuja provides.

Even the guys there she doesn't like according to her they behave like a.......

Beamborla:
YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP DISCUSSING ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE

see how you're the centre of our attraction. I'm even jealous of you now

Beamborla:
Not my best. No favorite meal but I have meals I don't like

now I'm reading you loud and clear.

You'll compile the list and give to me so I'll know how to prepare before your service in abuja starts

Alezy:
lolz...as if u go gree send her if the power dey ur hand.


am strong man....thanks for checking

trust me I could. Anything for your health bro


I'm glad you're strong now. Going to work?

kaboninc:
Oh sweeerryy...they all said the same thing.

But when they come over, they fall helplessly in love with the city!

A trial, my dear, will convince you.

Besides, there are no hot, capable, sweet, handsome, charming, caring, loving guy in the entire Plateau State!

In Lagos, I, my dear, am the first amongst equals.

see scoping. With such words coming from you we're surprised you're still single.

It ain't working bro

kaboninc:
Hehehe...she doesn't like Abuja either.....

where did she say so na. You're jealous of us o

kaboninc:
Hehehe...came to the office this morning by 7.30am.

Thank God I dreamt about you. Had it been it was Beam.borla or elanTraceey, na die I for dey.


Good morning to you too!

you see say your association with us don dey get positive impact for your life. You go to work early now.


This your dreaming of Beamborla na wa o

kaboninc:
Ask am oh....

see you o. I dey go work early o. But sometimes 5 to 10mins late

Beamborla:
I'm not a fan, my dear. I just eat it.

morning. I slept well...there was cold, though

now I understand well. So basically, your best is semo

very easy na. Duvet takes care of that.

Alezy:
morning oga...how ur nyt nau??

very well sir. How your health na? Or make we send Beamborla to come look after you?

Alezy, morning o

kaboninc:
Na Abuja him dey ni. Him dey take style lobby the baby service state. I see you!

the service state is settled. Abuja it is

kaboninc:
thanchu sir!

The more reason I'll be late. I need to dream about you. I need to be early sir.

kaboninc, start going to work o. Oga dey office gate with time book o

Good morning

Beamborla:
I love this place. if I can have my way, would love to serve here and probably settle down here.

I hate Lagos I don't think I can survive there.

kaboninc, ntoooooor. She doesn't like Lagos and as such doesn't like you too

Beamborla:
the ones I don't like.

but I saw our darling amala among the list it then got me confused.


Good morning dear. Hope you slept well

Alezy:
yea...artesunate did a great job for me

ph mosquito don deal with you. Abeg o, use treated net (like I use it sef)

LordReed:
Haa wetin happen landlord dey vex ni?

lol. Uncle Lordreed dun come o

kaboninc:
Hehehehe.

I cannot blackmail you nau...abi are you interested in her?

in who in particular

Alezy:
my brother make work dey one side first. I didn't go, was not very strong doe. MTN no want make I browse dis evening at all..

oboy, hope you've taken medication. Abeg get strong quick o

kaboninc:
Dey there dey shine shoe...another person dey wear am. Specialist done chance you commot from Beam.borla, you dey here dey ask me quesion...


How was your day sir?
Evening!

shey specialist also dey stay Lagos?

kaboninc:
Looooool.
Am not like that nau. I want you to MAN up to her. Be bold bro before Alexy go chance you finally. The guy just take style dey observe.

At home now. Everybody oya, come eat oh. Hurry. No be Alex nor Specialist cook am.

I wan go early tomorrow. I pray to dream about you!

man up abi. Ok I hear. I know Alezy plan na. But he's free

I dey on the dessert now o. Come join me.

No do mistake dream about me o.

Alezy:
Lolz. ..how ur day?

fine o. How you dey? How work?

MizMyColi:

I am my own source.
Hehhehehehe

Well, make we still dey watch you in 17D

the tot of you watching me don turn me suspect o.


Take course in investigative journalism before you begin source for news yourself o

Alezy:
! smh...I no even get wetin to talk

start from how you dey

Beamborla:
I no talk am outside na. I been dey inside my room when I been dey type am

garri ijebu to sure o. I no dey fall today sha. Maybe tomorrow

HFOG:
Me don't need no testifiers. I have eyes to see

if it's him, i support your view

HFOG:
In your dreams.

No dey spoil my chances of singularity in plurality na. Well I don start am from dream sha

MizMyColi:
You should make up for it this night then, pele.

Don't worry about my sources.
Loool.
All this scientific doctora people, una polygamousity nuh be here!
Hian!
A commitment to your kind is a commitment to the ministry of heart in the mouth.


I no talk anything o

*makes sign of the cross*
I'm still married to Jesus.

hopefully.

I need to know the credibility of your sources na

Nah, à commitment to my kind is a commitment to the ministry of heart in rib cage
*i hear plenty o*

kaboninc:
Hehehehe...una don bond why the pretence nau? Beam.borla, Specialist is not bold enough for you oh!


I'm yet to get home sef. Will soon be Na you make the semo?

your new method na to jam our head abi?

Get home soon o. Afterall you go work late no need to rush home. Yes na me make the semo o

HFOG:
I dey look two of una with ur polygamous tendencies

I'm monogamous to a fault o

HFOG:
Let him speak for himself

this one you dey attack me like this ehn

kaboninc:
Yeyyyy she haf missed mua!

Am fine oh jare. Beam.borla is just taking style to hitch me, taking me away from you. I won't let that apen. You know am faithful. Specialist is trying to drug me with Vitamin C, can you just imagine....


Going home oh. Work went well. How was your day? Your IT? How did it go?

vitamin C is for your own good o. You're welcome tho, I know say na thank you instead of blackmail you been intend