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MizMyColi:
On my black and white picture, you mean?

it's coloured on my screen

Alezy:
na be say u need to meet prophet prettyvhickie make she lay hands on u

well, no be wetin you mean to write I summarise?

TheSonOfMark:
Since conversing in our lingua nativa suddenly seems like the ordeals of Dante, the anglo idiolect would suffice and reign continually then.

that's the hardest thing I've done academically o. Writing in ibibio. English is fine

MizMyColi:
Beamborla dear. I'm happy for you. Thank God you are alive and well.
Look the positive energy with which you've filled this space. I bet you, some folks would have turned sadists if you didn't keep em company
Errrr....I no mention names O *snezees*

they know themselves. I refuse to mention names too

Alezy:
good evening, I officially joined NL I should say 1yr nw. av actually always visitd as a guest many yrs b4 then. u were one of the few ppl that I always wanted to see their comment on a thread cos I always luv ur use of English.

mizmycoli, can you see this?

In summary, alezy said he finally decided to open NL account cos of you. Na so I understand wetin him write sha

MizMyColi:

Goodevening Babes

Where's that specialist900 that wants to spoil my good name with grammar?

He should read this?
Hian, Caseless, I didn't mention you o.
Dunno what BeamB's on about.

Chei! Caseless
So you fine like this?!
Right now, I'm chewing those words I spewed Yday like cud

Don't let ya head swell too much o

subsequent comments from you will confirm it for me. I've got my eyes on you

Beamborla:
see am! olofofo

Anyways, twas during my IT days at Garki2 from masaka. Most times when I leave home early, I get to take area1 bus directly and when I leave home late, would have to take Nyanyan first as all I have was and still is my legedez Benz.

That fateful day, I left home a lil late but decided to wait a lil to see if I would be lucky enough to see a bus/car to area1 directly. As God would have it, after a waiting for a period of 5mins, a car came around and the journey began. We were close to the bridge when the bomb exploded. Me wey no dey fit stay awake once car starts moving, I don reach dream land. na the noise and the way the impact shook our car woke me up.

Thought twas another accident cos I was still nursing a stitch on my forehead from one. I was so scared. I was yet to get to my destination when Ambulance started conveying corpses up and down.

If I had decided not to wait a lil, would definitely be inside the park when the bomb exploded.

I'm definitely giving a testimony when next i have a chance to on your behalf. That day I was on leave so I was still sleeping at the time. Twas the blast that woke me. It shook my little cubicle. I think say the upstairs don collapse ;P

I was also lucky even on the emab blast

MizMyColi:
Lols.
I speak the simplest kind of English you can find around here.

The whole Grammar thing was mere propaganda.

Case less and Is hilove are the real Grammar bees.

Mark is in a class of his own.

propaganda. Even the one I read myself, anyway I belive you.

TheSonOfMark:
Idiok o. Edim iyaka yak awo akop inem idem.

ideology come o. Oga, mbok akeme. Make we return to status quo. Writing ibibio hard o

Beamborla:
lol... mehn! how I escaped that nyanyan blast, na God o.
I stay at Masaka

am I reading correctly?
*gets a rocking chair and popcorn * this ride has just gotten started.
Gist me o

TheSonOfMark:
Atang akpaniko? Afon. Akparawa, idem abadie?

idem asong o. Atiedidie ?

MizMyColi:
*Gives him a lonngg hard stare*

I hope you know you are very ...... WRONG!

*collects the long hard stare *

Wrong? I think the topic in discuss should be who speaks more dictionary searching sentences

Beamborla:
kpele. Gave you a better option but you wouldn't take it
BTW where in abj do you stay?

what option was that?

I've been dodging BH bombs in nyanya o

TheSonOfMark:
Yes, señor, Ibibio. Are you one also?

trust na. First person on the list

MizMyColi:
Lmao
See comparison o

@Specialist, since when did oil and water start mixing effortlessly na?

since the day both of both you started speaking queens English effortlessly

HFOG:
That's my baby's way of welcoming you. Though I'm learning not to vouch for people oh. Abeg ask truckpusher, specialist, alezy, agapecharis, kaboninc, francizy, acidosis, caseless etc. Any of them fit talk anything o

to thy tent o Israel

Alezy:
una like quarrel shaaa

No o. I prefer fight

TheSonOfMark:

Does señora understand Ibibio?

did I see ibibio?

HFOG:
Pls come again sir. Specialist, kaboninc, agapecharis, alezy, caseless, truckpusher, barcanista, acidosis, ideology etc pls come and help me with this oga sir. His Englishes wan dey give me headache

him with mizmycoli dey speak English like say tomorrow no dey

kaboninc:
I am coming ma'am.

I have some unfinished business in the family section with an angry black woman.

Hey everyone....specialist, Alex, Borla, Tracey, Barcanista and the guys who write like a woman.

everyone go bear him first name here o.


Hello family, today no easy o. Hold up wan finish person. Plus say fuel queue don resurface for abuja town.

ideology:
hahaha

Me self no get pishure for house again o.


Na copy and paste I do, was supposed to replace my handler with yours. Pele, ndo!!

soon we go snap family picture hang for sitting room.



How you dey na

Beamborla:
I know you are secretly wishing to be me right now...

who said? I'm not wishing o. I prefer night sleep

Truckpusher:
We are all mortal men bro - Our mistake abounds for all creature, irrespective of gender we all falter in becoming perfect.

I'm not here to bash them today but to teach them, if only they will sit down and learn and discard the ones they don't like.

sure we're not perfect.

Beamborla:
time to nap...it's threatening to rain... yaay!

#yawns#

I didn't read it. Ntorrr

HFOG:
SMH na your ideal wife you dey protray so abi?

No na. Where the fun go come dey na?

I like adventurous beings

HFOG:
wetin I go talk when I never start to see the dividends of the hard earned school fees

the English is one dividend na. It's just our individual differences

Truckpusher:
Stick around lemme lecture these women on common local sense. They've been too Westernized.

but you should know that there exist some stereotype beings who can be predicted. 99% correct

HFOG:
When will you learn that there are always exceptions? You sure say your school fees no be 'banza'

banza kwa? Hankeli mana

Alezy:
hehehehe...dis can be the very first case scenario

I no dey like to dey used as lab rat. I prefer others are used as such. So no deal

Beamborla:
e no pain me

soon it will

Truckpusher:
Any woman that can vouch for her daughter's virtues simply has a dead daughter or she never had one at all.

truckie, abeg no make me laugh the more o

Alezy:
smh...if u like no gist her sharply now make u marry.

coming from another bachelor. Can the blind lead another blind?