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kaboninc:
Hahahaaaha

Chaiii I haf sufer...

Na you cause am na. As you dey jump from one person to another

I'm just learning today that there is a justification for fighting on National TV when you're not a boxer

barcanista:
We can share na. U can move in with us.

2 na company o, 3 na crowd. I don't want Bimbor to be crowded

kaboninc:
So we are now 3 abi?

2 and half. Remember you're squatting with us. That makes you half

barcanista:
Why didn't you tell her that Kaboninc live with me? She should PM me for the address sharp sharp

with you or with me. Camdan na

barcanista:
Welccome! I can see you all in this family are enjoying yourselves.

Kaboninc Specialist900 I greet you all... Where is beamboria?

my brother I greet you back o. How the day?

Bimbor has been stalking kaboninc since morning o. She's even asked for his house address

HFOG:
No skipping. I'm more interested

seconded

HFOG:
I no get your time yet. If you want see her for water, drink her, no be only soup you hear? Mshww

hehehe. How are you na?

Beamborla:
Can I have your boss's number?

you've already requested his number. That's a good one.


Elantraceey, can you see? This is what you should have done since 1999

Alezy:
smh

MizMyColi:

*faints*

you two won't make a good teacher.

Teach person wey no know na

MizMyColi:

pls speak o. Atleast I've learnt the word lampooned today. Hope it means when a lamp is opened

Beamborla:
na from window I peep get all na

*in AgapeCharis little voice * don't jump the GUN next time.


Best of the day to you.



Elantraceey, come make my morning complete na.

luxanne:



Oh I see

thanks for the exposé

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]I'll refer to your mind as STRONG
After you prove me WRONG
My regard for you for now is GONE
You need to be STUNG
To get you to BURN
Cos you'd never get STRONG
C'mon, take the bull by the HORN
And pull that GUN!!



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see rhymes/flow ontop my head. See as I make you a better person. I don dey make you useful

luxanne:
I said sometimes na

we saw different keywords then. I chose the one I wanted. Feel free to choose yours

luxanne:
You wouldn't trust me

trust ehn? Things we do to avoid work. I wish we did same to avoid money

kaboninc:
As you dey jamb our head, I go waec your head....

I been clear all my papers in half seating then na, no take me back

Alezy:
hahahahahahahaha. Mr man, I ain't standing in ur way o. so my head no go fit jam.

na so una dey talk o. Na same way kaboninc start

Beamborla:
Free way to what?

I think say you get fslc, wassce, and b.sc. Why this kind question na ?

luxanne:
Angela Nweke is a holy saint y'all but sometimes she tends to flirt to show off some hidden naughtiness

keyword : FLIRT

I'm the only saint left now

MizMyColi:

you used a smiley to avoid speaking in tongues. Epic

luxanne:
Wished we could stay home and sleep in, day already started.
Lool goodluck on your mission

I for call in sick on a day like this
Cc: kaboninc

kaboninc:
Lol.

I need to vex oh. Ah ah...when it comes to women, you vex on time. You smile at the woman and vex at them men to ward off any intrusion.

If you claim to be holy, me I be angel....

ah! You wan me to smile at you when you're tryna eat my stew? You no know how expensive tomato dey for market now abi.

Guy steer clear my stew. Come back when tomato cheap

Beamborla:
you ehn... You dey speak for Kaboninc and you dey campaign for Alezy...where you dey self

you no still understand me abi? I wan jamb both heads together so I go get free way. Nothing comes without a cause

kaboninc:
Lol.

PH no get traffic nau.

How many roads them get? Where traffic dey?

little traffic them go complain. Do you know how much of traffic kaboninc faces each day?

Beamborla:
It's just a different of 1 minute na

na difference of 1 minute una don dey argue now abi?
Agree to his proposal na make una begin discuss types of dresses

How are you? Kitchen calls you

Alezy:
omo boi, today own no be here o. am dead late.

you alive late soon. Barcanista, abeg come report this guy to him oga.

kaboninc:
I see your hand work. Kwontinue.
Must you "report" me to Coli? Must you tell "everyone" that am interested in just 2 ladies (at the moment sha)?
If you are not even careful, I'll take even the one you are toasting, the one you've already toasted and the one you'll toast!
My smile is infectious, more infectious than Goodluck Jonathan.
Good morning by the way.....
Hi Nitlad....
Tagging you now...
Why are you not happy this beautiful morning?

No vex guy, I did it cos I tot she was in a position to use her big grammar to help your cause. Beamborla might get confused when queen's English is spoken to her and might not realise when she will answer YES to a NO question.

Only that the deal involves 1 lady not 2. You know mizmycoli is as holy as I am.


You too dey vex on time sha

Alezy:
lwkmdh....are u serious who am I wooing nau??

na like this you go do she no go come finally forgive you for denying her publicly. Own-up na

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]For your weak mind. [/color]

I think you meant STRONG

Alezy:
cheii...pH and holdup, which kind thing be this ooooo

see your life? Kaboninc don teach you bad thing.

You wan tell us say na today holdup start for PH abi

luxanne:
Thanks for your wishes Alezy, wishing you much more



Taking the day as it comes jare. Its going to be a wet day, been raining all morning.

I guess you've started your day as well...btw where is Ideology? Been a while I've seen him.

what a day to stay home and sleep. Enjoy it while it lasts.

The day has started o. Ideology has gone Awol. I'll set up a committee to find him

MizMyColi:

*draws seat closer*

Ehm Ehn
Gist me.
Who are the ladies KB has been wooing?

Hmmmm....
Alezy...
But he is a new family member na?
We should contact his former family, they might assert he's a serial flirt

As for Me, I thank God I am not a flirt
Luxanne can testify.
My second name is Holy Saint Angela Nweke

Somebody Prraaaissee The Lord!!!

KB has even promised marriage to Beambor, even tried collecting my precious land

Alezy belongs here, has been for a while, little did we know he had a recessive gene for flirting.

We both are same, we're not flirts
Ideology can testify, tho I've not been rechristened yet, the dedication service will be this sunday.

Amen somebody

MizMyColi:
*faints*

empties 45,000litres of water on her head. You must wake up o

Alezy:
u guessed ryt...but am also active in political section, just dat I hardly make a comment .

active without commenting. Does active now have a new meaning?

luxanne:
Sure it was. Good morning

good morning to you too, how are your plans for the day

MizMyColi:

I actually slept early, a feat I've been trying to achieve for some days now.

I was mostly on the field yesterday and Candy's demise didn't quite sit well with me either.

So I did more of politics to achieve catharsis through venting @NationalIssues.

So!
Please bring me up to speed.

What have I MISSED, any e-weddings yet? Divorce?Birth? ....

I'll adopt the early sleep approach, lets see if I'll grow fat.

E-gist plenty o, (un)fortunately, Alezy has joined the e-wooing guys. I'm still shocked.
Kaboninc too has stepped up his pursuit tho on two sides, his polygamistic tendencies is showing up now.