i tried the link and it goes "Registery editing has been disabled by your administrator" .

the problem actually started with the virus from yahoo messanger and has spread through my computer. if u have been through this problem and can help other people as well, pls do.

HELP!!!!
My pc is telling me that "task manager has been disabled by your administrator." while i am the admin.
Any computer guru there?, !

A 26-year old person decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup
of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he told me he wanted to bring the water to a boil.

When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but instantly the water in the cup “blew up" into his face.

The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face, which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye.

While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such

as: a wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc. It is however a much safer choice to boil the water in a teakettle.


General Electric's response:
Thanks for contacting us. I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct. Micro waved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all.

The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea bag is put into it. To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup. After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding anything into it.

An ibo man went to Isreal as a pilgrim. After visiting so many sites, he wanted to cross the river jodan that Jesus walked on so he told a canoe man he wants to go to the other side of Jordan and the canoe man said $1000. the Ibo man replied and said " na wa oooooo!!!!!, no wonder Jesus prefer to treck on water",

There is this boy who can't speak good english but he understands.One day, his teacher said to him,Johnny by tommorow morning, make sure u learn 3 words we can use in a conversation.
On his way, he heard some guys arguing and one of them said "shut up"! He registered that in his mind.
When he got home, he was watching a guiness advert, and heard someone say "Micheal Power".
He heard his father say to his mother "ladies first" on thier way out of the house.
When he got to school the next morning, the following conversation took place between him and his teacher;

Teacher: Johnny, what have u learnt so far?

Johnny: shut up!

Teacher: who do u think you are to tell me shut up?

Johnny: Micheal Power

Teacher: Alright, get out of my class

Johnny: Ladies first!!!!!!