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I say lock this thread already!..... bye bye everyone... rep Oau..

CALL TO GLORY.!!!.
Everything that has a beginning MUST
surely have an end.
With gratitude to God for a life 'well'
spent, we wish to announce to you the
Home-call of our dear Brother,Father,
Grand father, and great grand father,
Pa ASUU STRIKE who lived between
Monday, July 1st 2013-
Tuesday,December 17th, 2013. Aged (5
months and 2 weeks old).
You have contributed your quota to the
Nigerian University Education sector.
Though you lived for a 'short-period', yet
it was 'so Long a short time'. If you have
an opportunity of coming back to this
world and Nigeria in particular, please do
not branch in our Schools again because
we are tired of seeing your face, you may
wish to resurrect in Aso rock, or National
Assembly, Abuja.
Trully, we love you but God loves you
most. When you get to your destination,
please eat with them what they eat there,
drink with them what they drink there.
RIP.!..Adieu ASUU strike 2013!
A 10-man National Burial Committee will
be announced soon.
# RIPASUUSTRIKE

where is that pastor that said the strike will be over before this gets to 100 pages

Sagytarius: Funny but Silly things we did during high school. I go first.

As an alumnus of a pro-unitate, I recall the Red Nights. The Red Night is the eve of students' departure to their respective homes after a spell of 3-4 months in the Boarding school environment. During this period of confined learning, we do get punished and bullied by our senior ones, both for genuine and flimsy reasons.

After enduring this period of 'torture', the Red Night presents itself as one of the opportunities to strike back at our oppressors. During this particular night, movement within the school premises is unrestricted to a great extent. It becomes sort of rowdy. You can find the jubilant ones (most probably because of good end-of-term academic results), as well as the saddened ones (you can tell why). Whatever the reason might be, the oppressed students capitalize on this rowdy period to device wicked means to pay back their oppressors. The tactics are numerous. But mine was exceptional!.

While everyone was away from the dorm, I went to my Room-Rep's bed corner. He's a 'professional' bully! So I decided to pay him back for his oppression. I looked for some electric cable; connected one end of it to a power outlet, and the other nakëd end was in contact with his bunk. "Perfect! ", I thought to myself. I then alerted few of my close roommates, who also wanted some pounds of his flesh. They bought the idea. We also made sure his bunk mate didn’t lie on that bed.

So we patiently waited for him to return and retire to his bed. It was getting very late into the night, but eventually, he came into the room. Ghen Ghen! We became silently observant. Lol. Soon as he sat on his bed and made contact with the metal part, you could imagine the kind of body movement that followed . It was sweet for us to behold. I had a good silent laugh, but some of my friends couldn't help but laugh out loud!

That outburst of laughter sold us out and we got duely punished for it.
However, it was fun to me; but in hindsight, it was a very silly and dangerous game.

Now your turn. Can you share your experience in the boarding school?

#Adonbelieveit!!!

oh.. now I get.... ladies and gentlemen if you wanna make front page... kindly open a thread on tecno....
shikena

skipo smith007: i tell u bro, dat spencer na loaf..we talking ASUU, his talking FTC...mtchew idiat

lolzzzz.... is it killing you that you aren't the first to comment.... why are you taking it personal now.. bro please get a life and free mine.
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last bullet... if u know that one day you will like to be the FTC go and like my post and stop hating

wow!... everywhere techno techno techno
the other time I said Seun was technolizing nairaland.... y'all didn't believe me... I hope u do now

let them call if off first.
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wow!... another first to comment.... 3 FTC already in this month!!!.
click like if u want this kinda thing too

kolawaxxy: haba. Na you wan derail? Mod, abeg ban this guy till 3106

Lolz.. now dis is d joke

seriously Seun is technolizing nairaland

yeah right exactly... use to see em too

Latest ASUU update
ASUU NEC slated for Monday, 16th Dec. 2013 at
Federal University of Technology (FUT), Minna.[/quote]bro.. we need not ask Na..
source!!!!

cumz: is this nt suppozed to make front page?

follow Seun talk Na

ASUU strike!!!!!!

Barcelona vs Manchester city
or
Barcelona vs arsenal

WackyJ1: Hope you have heard about the etisalat 3gb for 1100naira offer going around now?

I haven't.. please tell me about it

abeg who get pin mouth charger for here??

would love to teach mathematics and physics

Seun... antispambot... or something like that banned me yesterday evening.... am happy this has bn corrected sha... cos have not being able to comment on threads until now

nice work...... at op... please can u copy and paste the news here.... the link you gave ain't loading... thanks

well said.. fagge is fighting not for is pocket or student alone...

Bank Manager: I'm giving you the first and last WARNING.Never quote me again..Who is this kid?Are u drunk or something..?Be warned..!

am sorry, you are the one that is drunk or something!... how dare you say something like that about a great school like that!!!!!.
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last bullet!!!!...... perhaps..... you are not a student at all and neither did u pass trough the four corners of a school...

^^lols... what have you done to this thread

seriously?

Very funny... Something happened yesterday in a danfo bus i borded yesterday... Lemme share it with us..
So i boarded a bus from ayobo going to iyanapaja(dos dat r use to this road will get this gist v.well).. We had to pass baruwa inside because the normal road is under repair..(actually it's beign like that for 2 years now)
When we got to baruwa.. Some passengers alighted and a woman said 'gate wa o' i think the conductor had gotten info already that tax force was at gate bustop.. And for some reasons unknown to me they wouldnt be able to stop at gate bustop... So the conductor and the driver begged this woman, that she should please alight at baruwa.. She ignored and didnt answer.... When we go to gate she said owa.. The conductor ignored her., see shout!... She started shouting. Drop me at gate o drop me at gate o... The driver shouted back at her and said.. I warned you.. You will drop at the next bustop up,-federal... She kept on shouting if u dont drop me now just take me to iyanapaja!....
Nobody begged her to alight when we go to f
ederal bustop...
I was like wtf!!?

Mr op!., are you telling us the answer or not

OAU!!... I command you to speak IJN!!!,