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egbaguy: If you are feeling this strike spiritually,say NEXT year!!!!!!!!!

this doesn't make sense

space booked

Op... don't mind the posters above me... I understand u.. and I feel your pain..... also going through the same... its even everywhere .. I used to be one respected fellow.. now.. dev seen my face around for long... shop. at home... even in church.... av lost dat respect!

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ow dose dis affects assu strike

Teenage Money: A Nigerian Can Create a Stupid Post on Nairaland and a Nigerian Admin Stupidly Brings the Stupid Post to Front Page.

This is Hyper-Annoying

nigerians dnt knw ow to appreciate

networkgenuis:
No!
Dont waste your money.

na wa o

gudam... pls, does etisalet bb plan work on android... technk d5 to b precise..... and watz d code for weekly plann... thanks

good day pals.. pls who can help me with evry needer info on SAT exam.. thanks

Me i dont consider this jordi roura guy as a coach,. Wit the absence of tito vilanova, do u tink barcelona can make it b4 tito comes back at least b4 d end of march wit matches against real madrid both in copa del rey and laliga and a match wit Ac milan, dis matches r very crucial cos if dey Bleep up.. Na end of story 4 barca-treble season be dat o

Wat is it dat a major computer can do dat a mini laptop cant do??

Gud evn pls, which local station wil televise dis match pls?

Peterjosh: Exams in January so i need to read well too though i am at home.Bros u be iwe ogba ni

lol

Dis xmas enh! E be like say na die... am nt celebratn it wit my family.. My parents and sibling dem dey enjoy 4 lagos me dey dis dry oau campus readn 4 exam..... It is d first tyme i wnt be celebratn xmas wit my family! |so sad

Gud morning greatest aspirants of oau..(oasis of all university) am spencer a part 1 student studying engineering physics!!.. Was in ur shoes this tyme last year and nairaland rily helpd... Ama ready to help in any way i can.. You can add me on 2go 'spenceradex' have a wonderful day

Gud morning oooo. . . . . Eportal try wella gimme angola block c1 room 101 bed 4 (lower bunk)
abeg anybody for dis room??

Spencer63:

Chai, Which kind tin be dis, Omo me is tired, Went to zenith, first and den sky back omo na same stori oo, ''oau neva alert us, kindly check back 2mao''
as per the accomadation stuff i tink we shl kip our kul till wedsday abi wat do u tink?

abeg make una manage the gramatical blunder wey dey, Na stress cause am.:-D

Chai, Which kind tin be dis, Omo me is tired, Went to zenith, first and den sky back omo na same stori oo, ''oau neva alert us, kindly check back 2mao''
as per the accomadation stuff i tink we shl kip our kul till wedsday abi wat do u tink?

Wetin dey do we dem lecturer sef, Wetin dem wan take leave do d wan wey dem don do during the ASUU palava neva do dem, Ahah we kind sellfish person dem be, I tire oo,
Abeg me go suggest make we dem fresher start fasting oo, Make we fast till dem eportal don upload, Dis mata don pass ordinary eyes o, Na fastn and praya be d key, Remeba say our mate dem, Dem go soon finish first semester and we wit dem be do jamb 2geda,

Good morning frnds, ow ur nyte? Did u sleep well? As 4 me i didnt ooo. . . . . . .
Pls join me in dis little prayer and letz pray 2geda for our belovd school
§closes eyes, claps hands 2geda, kneelz down and bows head§. . . . .
Baba ni oruko Jesu, Baba wa ati olorun wa, Gbope wa, Our father in heaven we the freshers,satalite and awaiters-as d case may be, Pray to u dis morning in one accord, Oh lord receive our praises in Jesus name, Heavnly fada accept our praises in Jesus name, Oh lord we tank 4 d gud tinz uve done in our lyfe and dat of our belovd school let ur name be glorified in Jesus name
oh lord we pray u forgive our sins in Jesus name, Oh lord wash and cleanse us wit ur blood in Jesus name, Oh lord pls 4give kelvin, chiaman and myself 4 hating omole and his admin staff
Oh lord our God we come to u dis day concerning our belovd school 'eportal', Oh lord take control in Jesus name, Lord let ur will be fufilld in jesus name, Oh lord pls we r tird of sittn down and doing nothing at home oh lord take control in Jesus name, Oh lord i pray dis day dat evry oau nairaland fresher shall nt av a 'p' wen doing reg in Jesus name,
Lord thank u bcoz uve ansad our prayer
ese nitori eti gbo, Ese nitori eti gba JESU CHRISTI OLUWA amin! Amin!! Amin!!! Loruko Jesus, In jesus name we av prayd Amen! Amen!! Amen!!! In jesus name,

Goodmornn frndz, Menh i tire 4 our oau admsn board ooo, This 26th of febuary stuff is startn to look as a mirage-the more we get closer it looks as if it aint real oo,
. . . . . . If i catch omole, Hm hm hm, I talk my own ooooo

ChiaMan:

I've been thinkin'. . .do ya'll think Suruman is OK instead of Chiaman?

lmms. . . . Lolz, ''suruman'' is more dan owkay

Hapi birthday to u, hapi birthday to u, hapi birthday to u matnat api birthday day to u, Long life and prosperity hip! hip!! h!!! HURRAY!!! @all gudmorning did u sleep well?

yemmytcm:

Pls read FOOD FOR THOUGHT, A couple have been married for over 9 years without children and it was becoming their tenth year. Dave and clara stayed with each other and hoped they will have a child before their tenth year of marriage stop out because they were under pressure from family and friends.families insisted on a divorce,but the couple couldnt let go of themselves because of the love they have for one another.months passed.one day,while dave was returning from work,he saw his wife walking down the road with a man,the man had his arms around her neck and looked very happy.for over a week,he saw the man drop her off at the house after giving her a kiss on the cheek.Dave was angry and sad.two days later,after a hectic day at work,dave was taking water with a glass jug from the dispenser when the phone rang,he picked it up and the person said"hello dear,i will be coming over to your house this evening as i have promised,i love you".it was a male voice  and he was sure the person was the man he had been seeing with her.he suddenly became shaky with the thought that he had lost his wife to another man,the glass jug elk from his hand and shattered into pieces,clara came running into the room saying "is everything okay". In anger he have his wife a hard push and she fell.she wasnt moving nor getting up.dave then realised she fell where he broke the glass jug,a large piece of glass had pierced her. He felt her breath,pulse and heart beat,but there she lay lifeless. His wife was dead. In total confusion,he saw an envelope in her game.he took it,opened it and was shocked by its content,it was a letter, it reads""my loving husband,words cannot express how i feel so i decided to write it down,i have been going to see a doc for over a week and i wanted to be sure before i give you the good news.the doc confirmed it that i am pregnant with a twin and our babies are due 7 months from now.the same doc is my long lost brother whom i lost contact with after our wedding,he has promised to take care of me and our babies and give us the best without collecting a dime,he also promised to have dinner with us today,i am putting this on your favourite chair in the sitting room for you to remember the day you proposed to me and i had to write to you saying "yes"because i was so happy.thanks for staying by my side"".-your loving wife.the letter fell from his hands.  There was a knock at the door and the same man he had been seeing with his came in and said "hello Dave,i suppose i am right"its max the brother of your wife and em", Max noticed his sister lying in the pool of her own blood,he rushed her to the hospital and she was confirmed dead,her twin baby gone-WE SHOULD NOT BE TOO QUICK TO TAKE UNNECESSARY ACTIONS IN OUR DAILY LYF.NOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE HEAR OR BELIEVE ABOUT SOMEONE IS TRUE,  

woow 9ce talk very touchn, realy enjoyd it tankz 4 da food,

I beg for chiaman oooo plz, biko, jowo , @chiaman we r now equal, u shld undastand wat am sayn, Mornn y'all,

I beg for chiaman oooo plz, biko, jowo , @chiaman we r now equal, u shld undastand wat am sayn, Mornn y'all,

Morning peeps, Eportal aint opening again, And tank God,finally derez bn an official date febuary 28th-jst googld it, I hope noting changes dis oo includn ssanu strike, Av a blsd and wondaful day ahead,
Spencer noni

Menh, As at now eportal aint opening ooo, Dnt knw waht to fink again, Itz realy true, Oau for learning and torture §sobs§ dis torture is too much oo, Lord come to our rescue, Spencer noni