@JAF, it makes sense. @all, what happened in the senate building today?

Goooooood evening guys. . . . I'm just eating,sleeping,watching movies,playing games, thanks to OAU. You guys are asking abt the Senate meeting,dont you know the lower chamber(HOUSE OF REPS) will also do their meeting, b4 the VC sign it into LAW lol, . . . I've been following the thread since morning, Good night Guys

Nairalane:
[s]The jamb adm letter is nt neccesary once u hv d chck adm status.[/s] Stay indoors, pray, chck eportal daily & post rumors. Stay blessed, my offsprings

Bro, I don't think u know that JAMB admission letter is required before posting for NYSC service and in case of a scholarship, though it may be bypassed during registration.
Are u askin' us to post rumours, eh?
As for the bolded expression, here's my reply. . .

Matnat alias Medic Matthew a.k.a. Mizboy:

@Nairalane: I'm not your offspring!

. . .and. . .

The harbinger:
Imagine dis nairalane guy sef!. . .hehehe. . .

Teaser4:
Goooooood evening guys. . . . I'm just eating, sleeping, watching movies, playing games thanks to OAU.

KORRECKQT!!!
U haf scored (10/10); excellent!

@chiaman,one must enjoy the moment while it last,only God knows how stressfull the registration will,i must gain enough strenght to scape thru

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@phillipao=I was also admited via direct entry using my ND(MAPOLY)accting nd ATS of ICAN results, wich course were u given ??cn u drop ur reg no 2 help u recheck

@philippao,I went to college not poly,my course is economics,wat abt u?

@Nairalane it wld b of great help if u mind ur words , PEACE

@ matnat and his pal wit same tot. It all depends on d meaning u ascribed to offspring. By it, i mean u re nw stepping in d shoes i once wore but u gv it an ordinary sense. @ chaiman, hv i ever said Jamb adm letter is perpetually needless. I only said it hs a substitute to scale tru d screening stage. Always learn to argue rightly.

@Nairalane: Okay o, but next time, in order to show that you don't mean the literal sense of the word, you have to quote it. Your meaning of the word isn't in my dictionary, if it were in quote, I wouldn't have said anything! Anyway from your response, I discovered something worth loving in you. If you wouldn't mind, I LOVE YOU! ¤blind to gender¤ SHALOM.

@Nairalane: Okay o, but next time, in order to show that you don't mean the literal sense of the word, you have to quote it. Your meaning of the word isn't in my dictionary, if it were in quote, I wouldn't have said anything! Anyway from your response, I discovered something worth loving in you. If you wouldn't mind, I LOVE YOU! ¤blind to gender¤ SHALOM.

Great ife proud to b in you

@Abey n Frankie, i was given computer engineering, moreover, i finished from yabatech, maybe we should do more of this via email or facebook, my address is skyphilip@yahoo.co.uk and fb is philip sky onyia, add me up.

Great ife

Oau nd its 'anoyin' uncertainty principl- 'u cnt acurately determine reg nd resumptn dates simultaneously or oadawise,citeris UN-paribus(AL TINZ BIN UN-EQUAL)'. Hp we'l hv 2 modify u b4 i blink my eyes¤Opps! my eyes hv blinkd 5 tymz alredy¤

I am tired. I now attend jamb lessons so as to be busy cos house is so boring. I jst pray we resume soon

historian in the house add me on facebook tribiesky007@yahoo.com

*sneezes*

@matnat,nyc one,i was expecting that from you@JAF,all things are looking un equal o,but by Gods special grace,they would soon be.@rx steve,the sneezing made sense o,you sneezed on the thread right,so you are to pay a fine of #1000,otherwise,lizylaw,emmatador,jide,and other learned will take over, but when the fee is finally paid,it should be for me.@denver,boluzie,lumie,mc bidex,yemmy1 and others, ,where art thou?pls come online,chat with us even if oau has refused to.LOVE YOU ALL

Just want to inform u all that the official date for resumption has been announced. 28th of Feb for freshers nd 6th of March for stailites

@isabel.whr dd u gt dz info

Google

Nairalane a.k.a. Emmanuel Ola***ka:

@Chiaman, hv i ever said Jamb adm letter is perpetually needless? I only said it hs a substitute to scale tru d screening stage. Always learn to argue rightly.

Wallahi my broza, I tsot zat was what u were sayin. . .toh!. . .I am bery sori por zat offensive fost above!
I hofe I habe veen porgiben. . .¤grins and bares gworo(kolanut)-stained teeth¤
Remember, I traced u from last year's thread till I found out ur realname, facebook I.D., email, phone no etc!

Hello tobbie.u interest me when u said u ar studying med&surg. In Oau.kudos 2 u. for me i hv always score below200 in d putme,despite hard study,then i begin to wonder maybe my tactics was wrong,let me ask u few quest. 1.What types of textbooks do u use for ur prep(phy-eng-bio-che) 2.do u lay ur hands on any predegree questns. 3.maybe u see d questns be4 d exam or u use connectns. Pls i need ur help,lend me a hand and draw me out of d waters of ignorance.

People. . .it seems the end is in sight for our waiting!
The meeting ended on this note: 28th Feb. as resumption date for freshers and 4th Mar. for staylites;
however, these dates are still tentative.
Google 'OAU resumption date 2012.'

@Odunnu
Just before my last post above, I used my other account da_chiaman(which was unbanned recently) to post a similar reply. In the post, I included the source website of that info which is 'm¥. schooôl çommunit,¥'s' website.
When I clicked 'Reply' the website was missing from the post and then the post became hidden and the account banned(yet again.)
This was exactly what happened last week when I posted a piece of info which I got from the same website and included a link to the website.
Please why does this happen whenever I post a link to that website in my replies?
Here's a link to the profile: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=849663
and here's a link to the last post of da_chiaman's acct so u can read the post: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=849663;sa=showPosts
Thanx for ur co-operation.

Morning peeps, Eportal aint opening again, And tank God,finally derez bn an official date febuary 28th-jst googld it, I hope noting changes dis oo includn ssanu strike, Av a blsd and wondaful day ahead,
Spencer noni

@ Matnat, thanks dear, I jst 4got my philosophies by ommiting a quotation.@ chaiman, u dnt mean it. Beep my no so dat i can call u bck. Going by my signature below, u wud notice i am nt belligerent but joshy was exercising his bellicousity. Chaiman, i wud be expecting ur i.d. Hold firm 28th feb.

A doctor entered the hospital in
hurry after being call, ed in for
an urgent surgery. He answered
the call ASAP, changed his clothes
and went directly to the surgery
block. He found the boy’s father going
and coming in the hall waiting for
the doctor. Once seeing him, the
dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time
to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t
you have the sense of
responsibility?” The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the
hospital and I came the fastest I
could after receiving the call……
And now, I wish you’d calm down
so that I can do my work” “Calm down?! What if your son
was in this room right now, would
you calm down? If your own son
dies now what will you do??”
said the father angrily The doctor smiled again and
replied: “I will say what Job said
in the Holy Bible “From dust we
came and to dust we return,
blessed be the name of God”.
Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we
will do our best by God’s grace” “Giving advice when we’re not
concerned is so easy” Murmured
the father. The surgery took some hours
after which the doctor went out
happy, “Thank God! Your son is
saved!” And without waiting for the
father’s reply he carried on his
way running. “If you have any
question, ask the nurse!!” “Why is he so arrogant? He
couldn’t wait some minutes so
that I ask about my son’s
state” Commented the father
when seeing the nurse minutes
after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears
coming down her face: “His son
died yesterday in a road
accident, he was in the burial
when we called him for your
son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left
running to finish his son’s
burial.” NEVER JUDGE ANYONE because you
never know how their life is and
as to what is happening or what
they’re going through.

@all, wen are we expectin d VC list. Pls if have any info let us know. Pls.

Goooooooooood morning. . . . . . .