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Jokes EtcRe: Without Faking It, Which Of These Skit Makers Can Make You Laugh In 20 Seconds? by Spiff20(m): 10:02pm On Jul 28, 2025
Sabinus and 20 seconds is too much. 10 seconds and you're laughing because his appearance alone is a comic relief.
SportsRe: Are Man United The Biggest Club In The World? by Spiff20(m): 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2025
The tickets were cheaper.
RomanceRe: What To Do If You Catch Your Wife With A Man In Your Matrimonial Bed by Spiff20(m): 9:28pm On Jul 28, 2025
If you caught them without their notice, record the act first and alert them. Be talking while recording so they won't say it's AI. While recording use one hand to remove the house key then lock them inside and go call the police or neighbors. Do this is if you're a very brutal person. As for me, I'll record the act until they're done. When they're done I'll clap for them and leave. Then forward the video to her parents and tell them to expect their daughter soon.
Forum GamesRe: If You Were Made Invisible For A Day, What Would You Do? (Photo) by Spiff20(m): 9:22pm On Jul 28, 2025
Anything that will make invisible is already illegal so I'll do the illegal thing by visiting a bank, especially the ones where politicians have stored money. Get the money and distribute to the poor. But I'll like the invisibility to come with the ability to disappear and appear anywhere. Because I can't be visible and still take flight to Lagos and back. Or take bus to a bank. 24 hours won't be enough to offload all the money since I can't drive a car otherwise I cause chaos and I don't want that.
RomanceRe: No Woman Has The Power To Friendzone You — You Friendzoned Yourself by Spiff20(m): 9:04pm On Jul 27, 2025
No she did the friendzoning the moment she said "I see you like a brother" or "I like you as a friend" so correct yourself. The choice to stay doesn't make the maker of my friendzone.
PoliticsRe: I Will Come To Edo Again – Peter Obi Dismisses Okpebholo’s Threat by Spiff20(m): 6:15pm On Jul 25, 2025
Tjra:
Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing will happen.

Dey there
The same way absolutely nothing will happen when Obi enters Edo.
PoliticsRe: I Will Come To Edo Again – Peter Obi Dismisses Okpebholo’s Threat by Spiff20(m): 6:08pm On Jul 25, 2025
Tjra:
Small nyansh dey shake

Pick a date and time and publicize it if you have the balls.

I'm sure he's gonna sneak in and out
It's actually a trap. Touch a man like Obi and Edo State will be too small to contain the heat.
PoliticsRe: Court Rules FIRS Can Collect VAT On Bolt Rides, Food Deliveries by Spiff20(m): 5:55pm On Jul 25, 2025
They should tax everything oh. Collect tax from hookup girls, native doctors, Ezewanyis, prophets, yahoo boys, everyone that makes a kobo. Everything that has breath including plants and animals should be taxed. It can only get worse. Thanks to Tinubulation.
SportsRe: 5 Losers In The Viktor Gyokeres Deal To Arsenal by Spiff20(m): 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2025
Truly if this guy goes to Arsenal for real then he's a threat. Arsenal will score goals like water. But again, Chelsea, City, Liverpool and United have also beefed up their squads with a promising talents. So it's going to be a dramatic season with more goals and only the most consistent will win. Arsenal are not known for consistency. They start strong and lose steam, allowing Liverpool and City triumph at their expense.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Shares Advice He Received From A High-ranking Police Officer by Spiff20(m): 9:22pm On Jul 23, 2025
But in a country where things work is it supposed to be like that? A quick autopsy will declare the guy innocent and he goes free. But Nigeria they'll first take him to prison for 6 months before autopsy. It should be very simple. Someone dies in your house, you're detained, an autopsy is done, you're charged of murder or released.
RomanceRe: How I Met My Husband While On Date With My Ex-boyfriend — Bride by Spiff20(m): 4:03am On Jul 23, 2025
Why will have a boyfriend you have no future with? Don't let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your husband yen yen yen... Just keep playing with people's heart.
PoliticsRe: Gazette Accuses Wike Of Allocating Abuja lands To Father, Brothers, Sisters by Spiff20(m): 3:55am On Jul 23, 2025
As usual Lere will come and say all 33 names are mere coincidences and a lot of people bear the name Wike in Abuja.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Not Welcomed In Edo Without Permission – Edo APC Chairman Declares by Spiff20(m): 3:19pm On Jul 21, 2025
So before Obi must come to the state he must inform the governor so that people like you can leave the state and go on an errand. If you are around what will you do exactly? There are Obidents in Edo and he won in the state and we all know when Obi requests for that permission he won't get it. This is just a way of saying opposition in Edo has no place and that Edo State is no longer operating under democracy because they allowed thugs and people who couldn't pass their waec to rule them.
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Vodi Gifts Himself A 2025 Rolls-royce Cullinan For His 50th Birthday by Spiff20(m): 10:02pm On Jul 20, 2025
I'm seeing this name for the first time
PoliticsRe: "Giving Should Be Done In Private, Gov Okpebholo Didn't Threaten Obi" - Edo Govt by Spiff20(m): 9:31pm On Jul 20, 2025
A feeble attempt at damage control. Your governor has already caused too much trouble with his unbridled tongue. He threatened and there's no way you can reverse that. He said he's very serious about it and he's the new Sheriff in town. He should have said all politicians coming to Edo State should take permission from him but he singled out Obi to drive home his message of hatred and fear. Too late press secretary and you're doing your job because of the backlash otherwise it would have been left unattended.
SportsRe: Thieves Break Into Home Of Michel Platini, Steal 20 Trophies & Medals by Spiff20(m): 12:02pm On Jul 20, 2025
Possibly Arsenal fans pained by the addition of another international trophy to Chelsea's cabinet. They have nothing from UEFA, they had to steal it because due process might take them 100 years.
CelebritiesRe: Peller And The ₦500k Cameraman Job: A Mockery Of Nigerian Graduates? by Spiff20(m): 11:18pm On Jul 18, 2025
Peller just wanted to ridicule the graduates and create content. Do you need a masters to take good pictures of a celebrity or you need experience in photography and cinematography? And even if he wants to hire, he has a manager or he could have hired an HR personnel to help him screen the applicants. But we know what he did there.
PoliticsRe: Most Expensive And Most Affordable States To Live by Spiff20(m): 7:06pm On Jul 18, 2025
I can't find Rivers State on the list.
PoliticsRe: Your Support Symbolises Great Honour To My Father’s Memory - Yusuf Buhari by Spiff20(m): 7:02pm On Jul 18, 2025
The way we are hyping what Tinubu did as if he went out of his way to give Buhari a state funeral. Both of them are in the same party, Tinubu campaigned for Buhari to become president who then handed over to him. It's only normal to give him a befitting burial and even if Buhari was in PDP, it's his right as an ex president to get a state burial. Tinubu did nothing out of the ordinary. He only followed procedures. Now he can decide not to give him a state burial for whatever reasons he has but that doesn't make it less procedural. People flout rules everyday including the government.
BusinessRe: Lucrative Businesses That People Don't Know by Spiff20(m): 11:55pm On Jul 17, 2025
The Portable Television and USB powered heater, I think these innovations are in China or Japan already, it's just to find a plug there that can run the importations. It's really a great idea that would sell massively.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Renames University Of Maiduguri After Muhammadu Buhari by Spiff20(m): 9:53pm On Jul 17, 2025
He should have been naked after one of the new federal universities or the proposed ones. Old federal universities like Unimaid are too old to be renamed due to their alumni who have bonded with the name. It didn't work with Unilag.
PoliticsRe: What Can You Remember Buhari For? by Spiff20(m): 7:49pm On Jul 13, 2025
For increasing my allawee to 33k
PoliticsRe: Anglican Church Bans Partisan Speeches By Politicians During Services by Spiff20(m): 10:07am On Jul 13, 2025
Wike was the last straw that broke the Camel's back. Politicians will go to church for thanksgiving instead of them to thank God and leave, they'll use the platform to lambast opponents and spew all the filth in their mouth on a consecrated alter meant for worship. Appalling.
SportsRe: Arsenal Fans Sign Petition Against Signing Madueke From Chelsea by Spiff20(m): 9:42pm On Jul 11, 2025
Madueke said he wants to leave so let him leave. And if it's Arsenal he wants so be it.
LiteratureRe: Qatar-based Nigerian Writer, Esedo Prince Kingsley Unveils "The Power Of Hope" by Spiff20(m): 7:42pm On Jul 11, 2025
A lot of people have written on this same topic and it's now stale. We all know about hope and its power. Tell us something new. In fact hope can be dangerous.
EducationRe: 300 Dental Students Of The University Of Calabar Asked To Withdraw Over Quota by Spiff20(m): 5:34pm On Jul 11, 2025
They should absorb them into other empty departments like Chemistry and Physics. But wait oh, someone that is in 600 level already? Oh no. This is insane. God help them. 6 years gone. Plus money and mental health drained irreparably.
PoliticsRe: Suspension Of Fubara Was In Order, Constitutional - Shettima Clarifies Stand by Spiff20(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2025
Too late. You took your stance already. Fubara was saved from impeachment that's only the excuse. Because if you say there was public breakdown of law and order in Rivers leading to the state of emergency, may be its another state but not Rivers.
BusinessRe: Zhou Yahui: Meet The Chinese Owner Of Opay In Nigeria(pix) by Spiff20(m): 5:25pm On Jul 11, 2025
Edoreborn:
Tnx for easing d pains that comes with transactions,, though i got to register late due to doubt,,but now i know better..I remember during emefiele,,my uba frustrated me that i could only make transactions around 4am to 5am...Na long talk abeg..At times,,u will transfer to pos attendant and u had to wait until he or she sees alert..But with opay,,all pains are gone..tnx mr Zhou...
Yeah some of us doubted and saw Opay users as unserious people. But by the time the big brands showed us shege we had to give Opay the benefit of the doubt and ever since, the experience has been awesome.
FashionRe: Female Nigerian Doctor Transforms "Ugly" Woman Into A Beautiful Young Lady by Spiff20(m): 5:47pm On Jul 09, 2025
Mariangeles:
Yes, it's possible.

If you compare the before with the after pictures closely, you'd see that they lifted the eyes to awaken it.
The nose work is called rhinoplasty, then they filled her lips to make them fuller.
Narrowed her jawline to soften her features.
It's a full face work sha.
Wow okay.
FashionRe: Female Nigerian Doctor Transforms "Ugly" Woman Into A Beautiful Young Lady by Spiff20(m): 11:29am On Jul 09, 2025
Mariangeles:
I won't even lie; the after work looks good and more feminine.🥲

They did the eyes, the nose, the lips, the jawline...
They slimmed down her face.
Is it possible to work on the eyes? I can only see a nose job that maybe affected the lips. Until the doctor says otherwise, I might have to disagree the eyes were transformed. Unless of course you know better. We are all learning tho.
SportsRe: Joao Pedro Brace Sends Chelsea Into Club World Cup Final by Spiff20(m): 11:25am On Jul 09, 2025
drstranged:
You guys had the easiest route to the finals, playing very minor teams and now you're making mouth
But if we had lost to the small teams you guys would have hinged on that to brickbat us saying a small farmers league thing beat us black and blue that we thought this was conference league that we shined. Right? Now we won and you're saying it's easy. We won the same easy teams that beat Inter, Bayern, City, Dortmund. Oh please. Take a chill pill.
CultureRe: Ghanaian Youth Rally Against Igbo Kingship In Fiery Demonstrations by Spiff20(m): 8:03pm On Jul 08, 2025
Ghanaians are being insecure for nothing. There's nothing wrong with a group of people in a foreign land forming an association and appointing a leader. Or is there no freedom of association in Ghana? There's Igbo Community in Kano with their Eze and it has never affected the cultures and traditions of the Hausas there. Not to talk of a country as big as Ghana with ancient traditions. They're worried that an Igbo association is a threat to them. Well, I think the hatred for the Igbos have been brewing for a long time and they're just looking for an avenue to air it out because this doesn't make sense in any way.

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