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Suspension does not equate to losing a job. She's only suspended until investigations are complete.

I love this woman. Chai but 5? I thought these people were smart and civilized?

A harmless and innocent spoon has led to many things.

They did this because of Nigerians. If you're not careful, Tinubu had gone to liase with them so that Nigeria won't be empty.

Omo make this man get out.

Why so much hate on this woman. Anyway, even if she's item 7 for free on the menu, I'd rather do sharwarma or pizza. She doesn't look tasty.

Nothing is wrong with them.

The Forbidden fruit is consciousness of being naked. Which leads to other things like sex.

Y'all should just sell this country and share the money to all of us let's leave. It has failed. Woefully.

Unfortunately Sim is chicken-livered, I wish someone else like Wike was in Sim's position. This would have been a good fight. To think that Sim almost resigned. These godfathers need to learn to take the back seat. Everyone rose through someone.

Every team on the right side will proceed to the round of 8. Nice draw indeed.

Always talking like a secondary school dropout.

Japa.

jamesversion:
Because na woman, nobody go reason her talk. If na you, you go follow woman dey exchange words?

If na man threaten Wike like this, just know say e don be.

Omo no be small thing

I hope he knows the website now.

Your government is not fighting anybody but there is mass resignation, there is mass defection, you better keep quiet if you don't want to fight resign.

Omo this woman don pour Wike charge oh. See threatening. Something wey men no fit do.

GO0DHardDick:
Damnit!

The average Nigerian girl cannot get over her ex, especially if you're the one that dumped her. I can confidently tell you you'll remain stuck in her memory forever because she'll never forget about you. If you try reaching her again to knack her, na straight free ticket be that because she'll always come back for you to knack her simply because she hasn't gotten over u no matter how many years it takes.

Dear men, always be the first to dump her and end the relationship, this gives you higher chances of chopping her kpekpus anytime anyday twice on Wednesday night. Moreover it also shows you're in command and control of the relationship and can decide to end it whenever you want.

Not in all cases, some exes will block you everywhere and japa. How will you knack someone that has blocked you and refused to see you.

Mrfeel:
Will pictures from those places change the fact that enugu is the most greenery city in Nigeria?

Calabar is greener than Enugu. Enugu only has trees around independent layout and the Michael Opara Square. Then around Nike and that hill. Everywhere in Calabar is almost a forest, asides from Calabar south. Even at that, most streets in Calabar south are more serene than Uwani, Akwunakwunaw, garki, abakpa, coal camp and the likes.

Putin and Wike should rest.

No where to seat and impeach him.

Eyaa this woman don suffer for Nigerians hand. You people should help her na. Comedians that have been using her soundtrack, help her. It's just 1.5 million. Bigger than the giveaway you people do for fans.

Wike you must not win every battle. Let this one slide. You'll be fighting against the entire Ijaw clan in Rivers State, alongside the ogonis and even your own Ikwerre tribes. Rest. You have governed for 8 years, and now minister twice. Just rest.

FreeStuffsNG:
What a tragic way to end the year, 4 is now bigger than 27. Smh.

In just less than 3 months he got into office, Fubara started fighting his political benefactor. Less than 3 months out of 4 years o!

They started fighting from inauguration day.

Omo getat abeg.

They should review it honestly. People are going through a lot this period.

Panama, Thailand and Philippines has more skyscrapers than the so-called European giants UK, Italy, France, Germany, Russia, Netherlands, Belgium, so all they have are just antiquated victorian 5 stories.

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Do you have big yansh and bress? If not, then you're not wanted by many men.

The latest Whatsapp update doesn't even have chatlock to start with.

modernWays:
You are so right, having a neutral name give you an edge anywhere in the world.

Besides, Nigerians like making big things out of nothing. Europeans and Americans too bears names from other continents, and no one feel inferior about it.

One English Name and One native strikes a balance. If I bear Andrew Chike, I can easily roll with my first name. Who doesn't know Andrew. But bearing two English names dissolves your identity into a pool of inferiority complex and lapdog mentality. You are from Africa and not from the West. For Pete's sake a man from Kenya ruled them with his native name.

kenben:
A person's name is not your business and should not be your problem. Nobody came to this world for anybody. Enjoy your name, respect boundaries and mind your business!

If you were actually minding your own business you won't be here anyway. The thread is the OP's business and he has a right to open it and talk about it what he finds strange.

Akwa Ibomites are the chief culprits. Thank God Friday
John Sunday
Monday Friday
Gift Mark

Sounds funny. And they are proud.
Funny how people can be so wrong, happy and proud.