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Romance / Re: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by SpikesC1: 11:16pm On Feb 02, 2011
Yessssssss, am not womanable to be here and rant with ya'll punks. You guys should get a life

@orton; just commot abeg,the thread don dey over derailed

Make i go sleep dream of my sweety pie
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Faithful Lady For A Serious Relationship by SpikesC1: 10:57pm On Feb 02, 2011
This guy dey useless o,from sugarmommy to responsible lady. NL resemble dating site for ur eye
Romance / Re: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by SpikesC1: 10:53pm On Feb 02, 2011
I thought this was supposed to be a MENS ONLY room,but na only girls wey dey rant here. Even the thread owner don join them,men u be disgrace o. All of una dey fall hand
Romance / Re: Signs That A Girl Detests A Boy by SpikesC1: 9:39pm On Feb 02, 2011
deniyor:

The patient dog gets nothing. The fastest eats the meat, and the sharp fast ones get the bones.

Na which one want chop bone again,everybody wants the meat.
Romance / Re: Signs That A Girl Detests A Boy by SpikesC1: 7:08pm On Feb 02, 2011
tpiah*:


so best to hang around after being told to stop being a pest, cos the patient dog gets the fattest bone. wink

the fastest dog eats the meat. dont be a fool

poster, whenever you meet her, she pretends to be in a hurry and always promise to call you (which she wouldn't)
Romance / Re: Help, Am Still A Virgin At 23 by SpikesC1: 7:05pm On Feb 02, 2011
being a virgin is no big deal,me i even love am self. Any girl that finds out am a virgin dies to be with me. thats why am a hot cake. just watch,small time now Mrs chima go send you private message.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Vertexrump, Let's Do The Lovey Dovey In Here by SpikesC1: 6:58pm On Feb 02, 2011
Vertex you dey fall my hand o,so u ma no fit chike babe. na wa ooo
vertexroya:

[size=14pt]**************************THIS IS VERTEX**********************

Tpia my dear,
there are things that are better spoken in private, but if you want undecided[/size]

No privatization for NL abi you ma no want make we see how you go stammer
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment by SpikesC1: 6:41pm On Feb 02, 2011
hmmmm, for the sake of the press, no comment
Romance / Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by SpikesC1: 6:23pm On Feb 02, 2011
yeah, big booty like this one abi

Computers / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Browser? by SpikesC1: 6:08pm On Feb 02, 2011
Most of u guys are not even giving ur reasons
Technology Market / Re: Nokia E71 @ N15000 by SpikesC1: 5:20pm On Feb 02, 2011
abeg E71 guy,where u dey
Romance / Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by SpikesC1: 4:34pm On Feb 02, 2011
rokiatu:

How other supposedly busy people find the time to know jobless peeps beats me undecided
na because the jobless ones dey block our road so una need commot make we see better nyash

Mrs.Chima:

Right. It is amazing how THEY ARE SO bleeping BUSY and still have time to MONITOR OTHER GROWN PEOPLE.

Spikedc,

Just because you haven't see any negative comments about men YET doesn't mean you guys are the poo. We are pacifying you whining mofos for right now. TRUST ME, it is coming so get your smile on and prepare for a cry.

just accept it,una no get yarns anymore grin grin grin grin

and pls na Spikes (no offence)
Romance / Re: What Is The Ratio Of Women To Men In Nairaland? by SpikesC1: 4:25pm On Feb 02, 2011
ask google, i heard they know all things
Computers / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Browser? by SpikesC1: 3:23pm On Feb 02, 2011
Well i can never be biased abt browsers cos in my line of work,i have to use all (for testing though). So for here are my reasons.
Google chrome;  chei, this is a web surfer indeed,it collects cookies of the links in a page that u haven't even viewed so when you click it,it opens faster than ever. I tell you,this is the fastest browser ever.

Mozilla firefox; this is a developers best friend,with the variations of excessive add ons that can be used with it,u never want to miss this. with this advantage,there are so many hacks for it,even one for fr** brwsing. but i tell you it is slow. Even when u are opening your local host.

Opera; if you wanna see everything in a web page then this is your next door neighbour. It will load everything in a page without mindind if u get time or not though it has an option for slow network users and it's even faster than mozilla

Internet firefox; have u guys ever wondered why this browser never get better but still popular. Well ask a web developer,he will tell u. Even web marketers are now recognizing the usefulness of it.if you use adsense,it should be your girlfriend for life.

For the others,i've never used them,i am supposed to be trying out safari but i've a friend who does that for me and i heard it's pretty fast. For the mozilla lovers,try the new cometbird,it is a replica of it,free and even faster. Infact the main differience is that it is faster.

Plsssss oooo,if u love a browser because of tabs,that one na old school cos all browsers now has it. Abeg find another reason
Romance / Re: Show Me A Beautiful Woman by SpikesC1: 10:39am On Feb 02, 2011
Show me a beautiful woman and i'll go and collect her number
Romance / Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by SpikesC1: 10:04am On Feb 02, 2011
I haven't seen any bad comment abt us,which means we are the best. jobless girls,i hope una husbands dey chop for house
Phones / Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by SpikesC1: 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2010
Pls can someone help me on how to crack my E71 to play n-gage games. Thanks
Computers / Re: Stop Buying Recharge Cards For Browsing. by SpikesC1: 1:21am On Dec 07, 2010
you need tell us what we are buying first hen we'll know wether we want it
Romance / Re: Would You? by SpikesC1: 6:02pm On Dec 05, 2010
Ok,first the guy loved her so much that it looked like he was a maga and she left him. Now he seems cool and the girl wants him back. The guy refused then, i think, cos it must be real painful then. Now the guy wants her back and the girl still dey wait for china men to come naija even though she hasn't got any man for 2 years while the guy don bleep 2 chickala since then. Now,the guy is not being losing since then but the girl has. He now came back to the so called heart breaker which may be he thinks that she don repent. Well,she better make her choice soon.

Or may be, he no bleep the girl then and was definitely spending on her,so now he he wants to take his share which he left 2 years ago. men,i gbadu the guy wella.
Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used Nokia E71 For Sale by SpikesC1: 10:07pm On Dec 04, 2010
Pls am in Enugu and i have cash for the E63,is it possible for transaction there. I really need it fast. Email me at chinonodld@yahoo.com or 08035553259
Romance / Re: Women Too Dey Shakara, Why? by SpikesC1: 10:13am On Dec 04, 2010
Coolabbie:

I thot guyz luv d thrill of d chase.
Not all the time,never all the time cos you girls too dey overkill am
Romance / Re: Women Too Dey Shakara, Why? by SpikesC1: 1:51am On Dec 04, 2010
no mind them, the trick is find another sweet girl that can act that he wants you,then jealousy will rise and she gree sharp sharp. It always works
Romance / Re: Plsssssssssss Helpppppp Am Dying It's My Story! by SpikesC1: 1:47am On Dec 04, 2010
no even think am twice abi you want die. Old papa with 4 kids and a wife which he might still love again, though you are not even sure if they are really seperated. and you are even too young,this is the new world,dont waist your precious life for some shit bag
Computers / Re: Windows Vista Business Product Key Needed Please! by SpikesC1: 10:02pm On Dec 03, 2010
then it wont work cos it is an application and your own is already expired thats why you cant see the desktop
Computers / Re: Internet Charges In Nigeria: Fair Or Unfair by SpikesC1: 9:46pm On Dec 03, 2010
because we are too cool and bribery keeps our mouth shut. See as south africa chase MTN away sharp sharp. IWP is india web proxy for free browsing with pc
Romance / Many Definitions Of Kissing by SpikesC1: 12:53am On Dec 03, 2010
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term

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