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Yessssssss, am not womanable to be here and rant with ya'll punks. You guys should get a life

@orton; just commot abeg,the thread don dey over derailed

Make i go sleep dream of my sweety pie

This guy dey useless o,from sugarmommy to responsible lady. NL resemble dating site for ur eye

I thought this was supposed to be a MENS ONLY room,but na only girls wey dey rant here. Even the thread owner don join them,men u be disgrace o. All of una dey fall hand

deniyor:
The patient dog gets nothing. The fastest eats the meat, and the sharp fast ones get the bones.

Na which one want chop bone again,everybody wants the meat.

tpiah*:
so best to hang around after being told to stop being a pest, cos the patient dog gets the fattest bone.

the fastest dog eats the meat. dont be a fool

poster, whenever you meet her, she pretends to be in a hurry and always promise to call you (which she wouldn't)

being a virgin is no big deal,me i even love am self. Any girl that finds out am a virgin dies to be with me. thats why am a hot cake. just watch,small time now Mrs chima go send you private message.

Vertex you dey fall my hand o,so u ma no fit chike babe. na wa ooo

vertexroya:
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Tpia my dear,
there are things that are better spoken in private, but if you want [/size]

No privatization for NL abi you ma no want make we see how you go stammer

hmmmm, for the sake of the press, no comment

yeah, big booty like this one abi

Most of u guys are not even giving ur reasons

abeg E71 guy,where u dey

rokiatu:
How other supposedly busy people find the time to know jobless peeps beats me

na because the jobless ones dey block our road so una need commot make we see better nyash

Mrs.Chima:
Right. It is amazing how THEY ARE SO bleeping BUSY and still have time to MONITOR OTHER GROWN PEOPLE.

Spikedc,

Just because you haven't see any negative comments about men YET doesn't mean you guys are the poo. We are pacifying you whining mofos for right now. TRUST ME, it is coming so get your smile on and prepare for a cry.

just accept it,una no get yarns anymore

and pls na Spikes (no offence)

ask google, i heard they know all things

Well i can never be biased abt browsers cos in my line of work,i have to use all (for testing though). So for here are my reasons.
Google chrome;  chei, this is a web surfer indeed,it collects cookies of the links in a page that u haven't even viewed so when you click it,it opens faster than ever. I tell you,this is the fastest browser ever.

Mozilla firefox; this is a developers best friend,with the variations of excessive add ons that can be used with it,u never want to miss this. with this advantage,there are so many hacks for it,even one for fr** brwsing. but i tell you it is slow. Even when u are opening your local host.

Opera; if you wanna see everything in a web page then this is your next door neighbour. It will load everything in a page without mindind if u get time or not though it has an option for slow network users and it's even faster than mozilla

Internet firefox; have u guys ever wondered why this browser never get better but still popular. Well ask a web developer,he will tell u. Even web marketers are now recognizing the usefulness of it.if you use adsense,it should be your girlfriend for life.

For the others,i've never used them,i am supposed to be trying out safari but i've a friend who does that for me and i heard it's pretty fast. For the mozilla lovers,try the new cometbird,it is a replica of it,free and even faster. Infact the main differience is that it is faster.

Plsssss oooo,if u love a browser because of tabs,that one na old school cos all browsers now has it. Abeg find another reason

Show me a beautiful woman and i'll go and collect her number

I haven't seen any bad comment abt us,which means we are the best. jobless girls,i hope una husbands dey chop for house

Pls can someone help me on how to crack my E71 to play n-gage games. Thanks

you need tell us what we are buying first hen we'll know wether we want it

Ok,first the guy loved her so much that it looked like he was a maga and she left him. Now he seems cool and the girl wants him back. The guy refused then, i think, cos it must be real painful then. Now the guy wants her back and the girl still dey wait for china men to come naija even though she hasn't got any man for 2 years while the guy don bleep 2 chickala since then. Now,the guy is not being losing since then but the girl has. He now came back to the so called heart breaker which may be he thinks that she don repent. Well,she better make her choice soon.

Or may be, he no bleep the girl then and was definitely spending on her,so now he he wants to take his share which he left 2 years ago. men,i gbadu the guy wella.

Pls am in Enugu and i have cash for the E63,is it possible for transaction there. I really need it fast. Email me at chinonodld@yahoo.com or 08035553259

Coolabbie:
I thot guyz luv d thrill of d chase.

Not all the time,never all the time cos you girls too dey overkill am

no mind them, the trick is find another sweet girl that can act that he wants you,then jealousy will rise and she gree sharp sharp. It always works

no even think am twice abi you want die. Old papa with 4 kids and a wife which he might still love again, though you are not even sure if they are really seperated. and you are even too young,this is the new world,dont waist your precious life for some shit bag

then it wont work cos it is an application and your own is already expired thats why you cant see the desktop

because we are too cool and bribery keeps our mouth shut. See as south africa chase MTN away sharp sharp. IWP is india web proxy for free browsing with pc

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term